As what I said on the Nyou2 board, (WyvernKon = me, I still dunno why I used a different name here) I added Indecent Proposals as a "Series" of stories here because that's the only thing that I thought could fit this category. (I wouldn't consider this as an actual Category or a Warning, but more of a Series so all the IPs can be put into one nice place.)
Odd, I'm pretty sure I added the thing there once, unless that was the old fiction site. Oh well.
As I said before, it's better to have it here on the forum since most people aren't probably gonna be interested in doing quick little paragraph things on the main story site. I think the forums would work a lot better simply because we can alway use emoticons for to really get an animated feel out of them (and maybe Duce or someone might be able to find/or make new ones that are more bathroom centric)
I'll start again, with my classic ones *Updated from what I can remember:
Inuyasha
*Midnight, Higurashi shrine household*
Kagome: It's so great to finally be home again. Warm bed, fresh water, and a working toilet! :kawaii:
*She sits down on the toilet and begins to pee, a hissing sound echoing in the bowl*
Kagome: :005: Been holding it in forever it almost feels like! Ohhhh *Winces as a big log slides out* :constipation:
*Suddenly, the sound of footsteps outside the door*
Kagome: Huh? ???
Voice: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!
*The door explodes*
Kagome: :001: Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: Kagome, I've finally decided. I love you, will you be my wife?
*Silence*
Kagome: :-X
Inuyasha: Kagome?
Kagome: >:( Inuyasha...... SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: :009:
Kagome: Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!....
Inuyasha: :009: :009: :009: :009: :009: :009: :009: :009: :009: .....
*When Kagome has finished, Inuyasha finds himself in china, somehow....*
Disgaea
*Etna is seated on the toilet, her face a matching red like her hair*
Etna: NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH :constipation: >:( :shitbricks:
PLOP goes a long fat turd of unimaginable size
Etna: Holy fucking christ that was a big one. Feels like I gave birth. Hmm?
*Her attention is diverted to the door which is kicked open, Laharl standing at the threshold*
Laharl: Etna, I have thought about this for a while. Will you marry me and rule beside me as my badass demon queen?
Etna: Hmmmmm, let me think...... :P *Pulls out a bazooka and blasts Laharl*........ Still deciding......
Hellsing
*Integra slips quietly into the bathroom, looking around with a slightly displeased glare*
Integra: Good, looks like he isn't around.
*She undoes her slacks and sits down, a thick nobbly log squeezing through her toned cheeks*
Integra: *Clears her throat, trying to keep her mind off of what she's doing*
A voice: Master Integra.... *The familiar grin of Alucard appears through the door*
Integra: :012:
Alucard: Master, Integra Fairbrook Windgates Hellsing, will you be my bride?
Integra: >:( *Shoots Alucard in the head with her pistol, unloading the entire case in his skull*
Alucard: *Half of his face now remains, the rest a bloody mess* I love you, Master!
Integra: Piss off! *Kicks him in the face, sending the vampire tumbling into the hall and flinging the door open*
Alucard: Master..... I can still see you! ;D
Integra: *Flips him off and tosses out a grenade* Piss off, monster!
*EXPLOSION!*
I think that's a good start. I'll post more later.
Great to see these starting to be recreated. I hope we can at least get versions of all the originals back plus some new ones. Funny to think that this whole thing started when that DA pic. of Bulma on the toilet I posted started a discussion about Dr. Slump. ;D
I know no one wants to hear this now, be I was one day away from saving that page. :'( I was at work thinking "I should save all the Indecent Proposals and print the page just in case." and when I got home the site was gone. >:( :'( >:(
I have to agree with Orpheum that it would be better to keep them on this forum page than upload a bunch of one paragraph files just because it's easier. Hopefully Duce can sticky this so people can easily contribute when ever they want.
Wile I love the Inuyasa one and think it's right on (I always suspected that if Kagome got walked in on, she would set the world record for saying the word "sit" the most consecutive number of times) I honestly don't remember it. ??? Maybe it was in the last addition before the crash.
Well... I'll try to remake the one I remember doing and come up with some more. Orpheum, since you where the king of this before, could you put up a list of characters you want to redo so no one else steals them? (Unless you want them to. ;))
TENCHI MUYO
*a quiet afternoon in the Masaki house*
Ayeka: Good, no one is here...
*cautiously slips into the upstairs bathroom before gathering up her dress and pulling down her pure white silk panties to sit on the toilet*
Ayeka: Ahhh... Finally. ^-^
*a healthy stream of urine begins to fall from her as some quiet farts mix with several long soft logs falling with a slash as she fans her nose at the smell and blushes*
Ayeka: That won't do...
*reaches under the sink for some air freshener just as the door opens*
*Tenchi stands in the door in full armor and holding a ring*
Tenchi: Princess Ayeka, I've finally chosen! Will you marry me and take me back to Jurai with you?
Ayeka: Tenchi! Of course I... :004:
*bushes deeper just as the door is torn off it's hinges and flies across the hall*
Ryoko: Oh God I'm gonna #%^ my pants! Last time I try Washu's cooking! :toidesp:
*flies in at a hundred miles an hour, one hand holding her stomach, the other holding her butt*
Ryoko: Outta the way princess!
*throws Ayeka off the toilet and rips off her red and black body suit, slamming herself down on the seat as a wave of diarrhea and wet farts explode into the bowl*
Ryoko: Made it! That's so much better!
*notices Tenchi for the first time, still holding the ring in shock, and bushes in delight*
Ryoko: Oh, Tenchi... :kawaii:
Ayeka: Why you... >:(
*gets up, shaking herself as she pulls her dress over her exposed and quit messy butt*
Ayeka: THAT is not for you pirate pig!
Ryoko: Wanna BET princess prissy piss?!
*jumps off the toilet and forms her laser sword as Ayeka summons her shield and begins to charge an energy bolt*
Tenchi: Help!
*dashes out of the bathroom as it explodes behind him, sill holding the ring*
Tenchi: Forget this, I'll go ask Sasami!
-I don't think anyone has done this one-
Ranma1/2
*Akane steps into the bathroom of the house attached to the Tendo Dojo, pulls up her skirt and lowers her bright blue panties before setting her tight bottom and muscular thighs on the toilet seat*
Akane: Stupid Ranma! If he or any of his freak friends walk in on me now I'll...
*punches a hole in the tile wall before relaxing with her elbows on her thighs and her chin in her hands*
Akane: Real girls need privacy after all.
*begins to pee as a sizable log descends into the water with a few grunts and farts*
Akane: Phew. I really needed to get that out.
*looks up as the door opens to reveal (male) Ranma holding a bouquet of flowers and looking dashing* 8)
Ranma: Akane, I realised your cute after all. I'm ready to marry you right now and...
*trails off as a loud plunk and a long hissing fart echo in the toilet, Akane clenches her fist as veins begin to bulge on her forehead*
Akane: Ranma you... PREVERT! >:(
*jumps up and punches him it the face, sending him through the wall*
Ranma: I guess that's a "no" then?
*lands in the garden pond and comes up female, looking back at the hole in the house*
Ranma: What'd do that for? Just cus I saw you taken a huge smelly dum... :009:
*gets hit on the head with a flying sink and slips into the water uncontentious, bubbles marking the spot where he lies*
Love Hina
*Naru shuts herself up in the bathroom after an emotional exchange with Keitaro*
Keitaro: "Narusegawa!"
Naru: "Don't talk to me."
Keitaro: "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just that...that...I...I..."
*Keitaro bursts through bathroom door dramatically*
Keitaro: "I love you, Narusegawa! Will you marry me?!?"
*looks and sees that Naru is sitting on the toilet; hears a hissing sound*
Naru: "What did you think I was doing!?!"
*Naru lifts herself above the bowl with her hands to get her legs to the level where she can kick Keitaro, then plops herself back on the seat, all without interrupting her stream*
*Kick sends Keitaro flying 30 feet into the wall 8 feet behind him*
Keitaro: "What a contrived, unlikely situation!"
*Su-chan randomly appears with random mecha*
Su-chan: "I'll distract viewers from that fact with randomly-appearing mecha!"
Exactly what I thought. I'm hoping someone knows how to make emoticons, it'd be cute to have ones for like constipation *Smiley face turning redder and redder or something*, more embarrassed looking faces, and so on.
Here's a few more remakes, plus a new one:
ONE PIECE
*The sun shines hotly over the grandline, with silver clouds drifting lazily below it, giving off cool patches of shade. Onboard the Going Merry, Nami enters the bathroom*
Nami: Finally! I never thought I'd get the time to go. What with that idiot captain of ours trying to eat another endangered fish and-
*Keeps mumbling as she hikes up her skirt and pulls her panties down, sitting on the toilet*
Nami: Mmmmm, relief at last...
*Clears her throat as a steady stream of pee shoots out of her pussy, followed closely by a sizable log*
Nami: Nyyyyggh, I really should consider going more often.
*Continues for a while, but the silence and privacy is suddenly broken by a familiar call*
Voice: GUM GUM, PISTOL!
*The door explodes into a million splinters*
Nami: :001: What the hell?!
*In the now missing doorframe, Luffy stands proudly, holding a chunk of meat in his left hand and clasping his right*
Luffy: Oi, Nami! I realized that I really like you, will you marry me and be my Pirate Queen? It'll be awesome!
*He holds out his right hand and uncurls it, revealing a gorgeous ring*
Nami: Ooooh! :kawaii: Check out that rock on tha- *Remembers where she is, and what she's doing and stand up* Luffy.... >:( YOU PERVERT!!! :xm0014:
*Luffy has no time to react as a right hook connects with his face and he is sent flying through the walls of the room and out of the ship, Nami catching the ring coyly as she sits back down. She catches sight of Zoro leaping into the ocean after their captain*
Nami: Idiot! What does he think he's-
*Is interrupted as Sanji, Ussop, and Chopper appear in the bathroom*
All three: Nami, what's wrong. We heard noise-
Chopper and Ussop: :-X AGGGGHHHHH!!!
Sanji: :004:
Nami: >:( >:( >:( GET OUT!!!
*View changes to outside the Going Merry, Sanji is seen flying out the opposite side of the hull, while two specks that are Chopper and Ussop run for their lives*
*Meanwhile, in Robin's room, the voluptuous young woman is seated on a pot, a large pile already filling it*
Robin: Hmmm, seem's like someone picked the room time to make a confession. :)
End.
Naruto
*Sakura groans as she enters a public restroom, her stomach churning*
Sakura: Damn that Ino-pig! She spiked my drink. (CHA! Jokes on her! I spiked hers as well!)
*Hastily she pulls off her green pants and moves the rest of her outfit out of the way, sitting her butt on the toilet*
Sakura: Ooooh man.....
*Groans as several rancid farts blast forth, sending bits and chunks of logs, with a few thick ones mixed in*
Sakura: :015: :shit: :xm0014:
*Suddenly the stall door shakes and slowly opens*
Sakura: :001: O-oc-occupied!
*She stops dead when she sees Sasuke standing in front of her*
Sasuke: Sakura, it's taking so long... But I've realized that I really love you. Will you be my bride one day?
Sakura: :kawaii: Sasuke...... :-[ I...I....Oh yes, yes I will! Sasuke I.... :-* :004:
*Nearly forgets what she is doing and leans to kiss the boy she idolizes, when a sudden expulsion of liquid shit fires from her very messy bottom*
Sasuke: :xm0006: *Cough*
Sakura: :-[ Sorry about that, maybe... you could've waited a few minutes :) But I don't mind, at least it's you and no- :012:
*Just as she is about to finish, a puff of smoke flumes from Sasuka, and clears to reveal another boy instead*
Naruto: Phew.... :P Geez, that's really potent Sakura. ;D But it's ok... I.... :001:
*The blonde haired knucklehead just realizes his cover is blown and that Sakura is glowing with power*
Sakura: Naruto..... >:(
Naruto: I'm sorry Sakura, :012: it- it was just a joke I-
*Before he can fully apologize, a fist collides with his face, crushing into his skull almost, and sending him flying up and out of the bathroom*
Naruto: :009: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! *Twinkle, as a star shines on the horizon where he vanishes*
Sakura: That idiot! *Her fist is still smoking for several seconds*
End.
Bleach
*Orihime enters the girl's restroom during the break before lunch*
Orihime: :'( I've got to go poopy so bad!
*She dances around as she dashes into the farthest stall and pulls her panties down*
Orihime: Much better. ;D
*Begins to immediately flood the toilet with a torrent of pee, the pleasure causing her large breasts to rise and fall as she sighs with relief*
Orihime: Ohh, I think a biggie's on the way. :)
*She winces as she equally shapely butt to spreads open to birth a large log. It's slowly descends to the water below*
Orihime: It's so big. Must have been that Rice ball I made with chicken and pork, garlic and BBQ sauce. ;)
*She puts a hand under her chin and waits. Several moments go by when a suddenly explosion rocks the room*
Orihime: Hmm? ??? Did my poopy come out?
*She peers between her legs, seeing that her log is still wedged tightly in her butt. Then looks up as the door to the stall glows with several diagonal lines*
Orihime: Is someone there?
*The explodes into several small pieces and Ichigo stands within the open stall in his Shinigami form*
Orihime: Ichigo, what is it? Is there a hollow attack? (Totally oblivious to the fact she's pooping in front of him)
Ichigo: Orihime.... 8) I love you, will you marry me?
Orihime: Oh Ichigo...(Begins to tap the tips of her index fingers together nervously) I almost thought you didn't like me. But Yes, I will marry you. Oh you've made me so happy!
*The scene wavers and we see Orihime had fallen asleep, the large log still crawling out of her bottom*
Tatsuki: Orihime? Are you in there?
Orihime: (Snore bubble) :017: ...But I think Chiro is such a cute name for a boy... :017:
*The large log finally plops out her with a huge thudding splash, waking the busty girl*
Orihime: H-h-huh? Oh, Tatsuki, is that you? :-[
Tatsuki: I wanted to check on you. Lunch is almost over. Who were you talking to?
Orihime: Yep, I'm perfectly fine. Just poopin' that's all! ;D
*Another large splat comes from the toilet*
Tatsuki: :xm0006: Ummm, ok I was just making sure you're alright. I'll go now.
End.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
*Beauty looks around nervously as she holds her stomach*
Beauty: Ok, looks like the coast is clear.
*She pulls down her blue jeans and squats. Without any effort a gentle stream of pee splashes to the ground*
Beauty: :-[ I just hope none of those idiots comes along...
*She then pushes and an inch thick log squeezes out of her. But her concentration is broken when the bushes in front of her rustle*
Beauty: :012: Who is it?
*Gasser then appears through the brush*
Beauty: Oh, it's you Gas-can. Don't scare me like that. :-[
Gasser: I'm sorry Beauty. But I wanted to let you know something....
Beauty: Yea?... :-[
Gasser: I love you. And I want to marry you.
Beauty: :kawaii: Really? No kidding? This is even better than that pony I've been begging the producers for!
Gasser: Ahhh! :001:
Beauty: What is it Gas-can?
Gasser: You're poop! It's orange!
Beauty: WHAT? :001:
*She looks down, indeed, her poop has taken on a completely orange color*
Beauty: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! :012: :001: :012: :001: :012:
*A familiar face appears on the emerging log*
Don Patch: All aboard the PooPoo Train!
*The Don Patch log falls to the ground with a thud and 'ouch', but another one immediately follows out*
Beauty: *Her face is one of complete horror and shock*
Gasser: *Ditto*
*The poop finishes and there is a pile of orange logs, with mini Don Patches dancing around them*
Don Patch minis: All hail the great Dookie Gods!
Jelly Jiggler: *Pops out nowhere* Need something to wipe with? Here. *Hold out his 'Nu' hankey*
Beauty: :001: It's covered in Jelly! That's disgusting!
Bobobo: Are you messing with Beauty, you fiend!!!
*The Bonnafide-botector of Hair leaps into the area and begins to rapidly punch Jelly Jiggler*
Jelly Jiggler: But I was just trying to be helpful! :'(
*Chunks of his Jelly body are knocked off as Bobobo punches them off. Which then land neatly on a clean looking table*
Don Patch: *With a falsetto voice, wearing a cooking outfit* First you take the Jelly piece, roll them in dough and add some olive oil!
Soften: *Dressed in maid's outfit* Then you put it in the oven for about 3 hours and-
Both: Voila! Jelly Doughnut!
Gasser and Beauty: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!!!!
End.
Come on people >:(, let's see some love for this thread! We must fill it like so many of us do a girl's panties in our stories! ;D
Devil May Cry
It is late at night, darkness blankets the town, save only for the defiant neon lights of the inner city, and a little shop called the Devil May Cry. Lady hurries up the steps and enters the building, looking frantic.
Lady: :toidesp: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
She enters and finds it empty, Dante is nowhere in sight.
Lady: Probably out getting another pizza :012:. I swear, he's never going to learn how to use money properly if he keeps dropping it on pizza and sundaes.
Her remark is short lived as a pain in her abdomen brings her back to reality, the petite, yet fit demon hunter rushes past the desk at the back of the room and through the door. Through a small hall, she finds the bathroom.
Lady: Good, he's not in their either.
Lady opens the door gleefully and locks it, then hurries over to the toilet, holding her butt with one hand.
Lady: :'( It's gonna come out any second! :'(
She slips the purple spandex shorts down and undoes her skirt, letting both rest at her feet while letting the Kalina Ann and her guns rest on the counter near the toilet. Sitting her well toned butt down hard on the seat, she breaths a sigh of relief.
Lady: Yes! That was close!
In mere seconds a stream of pee fires from her crotch, and a log of great size parts her cheeks.
Lady: :xm0014: Nnnnyyyyyggggg! :shit: Oooh man, it feels like I have gone for a week..... :012: Oh yea that's right.
Lady grimaces and pushes out more thicks logs when suddenly the cocking of a gun causes her to freeze. The door is then shot multilple times, becoming riddled with numerous bullet holes.
Lady: What the hell?!
A booted foot kicks in the door, which crumbles from the damage done by the guns, and a familiar white haired man enters the room. Walking up close, he leans in so far his nose is touching Lady's, who blushes.
Dante: What's up babe? I've been thinkin' it over, how's about we get hitched? Just imagine how cute our kids would look. 8) ;D 8) *<---- Cool grin*
Instead of a 'yes', the half-devil demon hunter gets a punch in the face, causing his sword to slip to the floor as he stumbles. Before he can respond, Lady uses both of her guns to blast the foolish wise cracker numerous times, his coat becoming tattered and blood spilling from the many holes before a kick to the groin and chest send him flying back into the hallway.
Dante: I take that as a 'no' then? 8)
An answer in the form of his sword being chucked into his chest confirms his suspicions. Dante seemingly goes unconcious.
Lady: >:( Childish buffoon.
Dante :009:..................... 8) Hehehehe, you're so cute when you're mad!
A squel of anger echoes inside the bathroom before a rocket fired from the Kalina Ann blasts Dante, knocking him out for sure this time.
Lady: That's it. This is the last time I come here to take a shit.
End.
:'( How come this thread isn't getting flooded? That makes me angry! >:( *Tackles a mailbox viciously*
Oh well, I'll keep adding some of my own.
Evangelion
Asuka is seated on the toilet, looking flushed in the face. Inside the bowl a small chunk of a log floats on the surface, while the remaining beast is still stuck firmly in the Eva pilot's rump.
Asuka: :015: Uggghhh, dammit Misato and her cheap food. Owwww... my ass feels like I'm pulling a soda can out of it.
She then winces as she feels the stubborn log slide out of her painfully, beads of sweat drip down her face while she lets out several 'ahhhhs' of pain. Finally the log plops in the water as she hears the door click and open.
Asuka: ??? Hmmm?
Shinji: Ummm.... A-A-Asuka? :-[
Asuka: ??? Shinji?!? What the hell are you doing in here? Are you trying to watch me take a dump? You sick little creep, do you get off on tha-
Shinji: Wait, please.... I-I...I....
He holds out his hand, shankingly, and reveals a ring. The socially inept boy is beet red, as well as Asuka.
Asuka: Shinji?........ :xm0006:
Shinji: Asuka... will you... will you m-m-marry me?...
Asuka: :-X ...................I..........
The girl sits stupified, shocked by the twist of events. Shinji could be a sweet guy at times, but something inside her made unable to resist tormenting him for this.
Asuka: Yes, Shinji. I will marry you.
Shinji: R-really? Wow I neve-
Asuka: But! You have to clean my ass, with your tongue. *Evil grin*
Shinji: :-X :012: :-X
End
Nobody do a Sailor Moon one, because I've got that covered! Just wait a while...
La la la la la la SAILOR MOON!
This is an alternate version of the ring scene in Sailor Stars where Usagi doesn't skip school to see Mamoru off when he's flying to America, and instead they say their goodbyes the day before. This scene might contradict the real anim? even more than I planned, since it's been so long since I watched it.
*Usagi runs home from school as fast as her disproportionately long legs can carry her*
Usagi thinking to herself in a sing-songy voice-over: "Pee! Pee! Pee! Pee! Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Hate peeing at school! Hate not peeing at school! 'Cause then I gotta pee for longer! Gotta walk home while I gotta pee! Gotta pee at home! Almost home! Almost peeing! Pee! Pee!"
*At home she finds Mamoru waiting for her*
Mamoru: "Usagi!"
Usagi: "Mamo-chan!"
*Usagi's bladder had distracted her from her sadness over Mamoru's leaving, but now that starts to hurt her even more than the water pressure*
Mamoru: "I came to say goodbye. I..."
Usagi: "I'll be waiting!"
*She pauses, her eyes beginning to glisten*
Usagi: "I'll be waiting for you."
*She tries not to cry, then remembers the other liquid trying to escape her body*
Usagi: "Will you excuse me a moment? I have to...wash my hands."
Mamoru: "That's fine."
*Usagi scampers to the bathroom and shuts the door. There's another internal voice-over as she turns on the water to corroborate her story and cover up her noise, drops her panties, and lifts her skirt*
Usagi's thoughts: "Gotta let it out little by little, so Mamo-chan won't hear it. This'll be the slowest pee ever."
*Usagi sits down, and a slender yellow rivulet begins to drizzle from her womanly regions, hitting the water in the bowl with a soft tinkle. Her mouth widens to a broad smile, and her eyes narrow to kawaii little slits.*
Usagi's thoughts: "Ah yes! Peeing is good!"
*Mamoru stands outside the door and continues talking to Usagi without realizing she's having a private moment*
Mamoru: "For the time being, I will be so busy that I won't contact you very often."
*Usagi gets a little red from being spoken to by her boyfriend while trickling pee, but represses her embarrassment and responds*
Usagi: "That's all right...! I'll write to you every day...! So..."
Mamoru: "I wanted you to have something to let you remember me."
*As Mamoru says this he walks into the bathroom, to show Usagi a little box that's opened to reveal a ring with a heart-shaped stone, then freezes in shock when he sees Usagi sitting on the toilet with nothing on her lap to hide her private area*
*Usagi turns wide-eyed*
Usagi: "Oh, Mamo-chan! Thank you! I'll treasure it!"
*Usagi snaps out of her lovey-dovey trance*
Usagi, to herself, but out loud: "Wait a minute, I'm on the toilet!"
*Usagi turns red, freaks out, and covers her pubic area with handfuls of her absurdly long hair*
Usagi: "This is not a good time!"
*Mamoru quickly leaves, shutting the door behind him*
*Usagi talks to the door*
Usagi: "I love you Mamo-chan! Just wait outside for a minute!"
*Since it's now obvious she's peeing, she ups her output to full blast, and a stream the same bright yellow as her hair shoots out at the porcelain wall beneath her with an intense hissing sound. Twenty seconds go by without the stream diminishing one bit*
Usagi: "Maybe more than a minute!"
More... more.... this thread demands more!.....And some reactions to the older ones. Jimmy and Dr. Bones are really funny!
Full Metal Alchemist
Winry's cute bottom sways back and forth as she rushes into the bathroom at her house.
Winry: Oh man have I gotta pee!
She tugs off her jumpsuit and nearly tears her panties as well, sitting down, her rump squishes as it forms onto the seat. A stready stream of pee shoots out and trickles loudly inside the bowl.
Winry: :005: Yeeeeesssss...... I've been holding that in for hours, that new piece I made took me all night!
Speaking of piece, a lumpy log slid out of her and ploped into the bowl. It was quickly followed by a series of similiar logs of varying sizes.
Winry: Ooooooooohhhhh.......... :004: :005: :004: Feels like all the exhaustion is just melting away.
Winry's little bliss is cut short when the bathroom door opens and Edward enteres the room, carrying a rose.
Ed: Winry, I know I can be immature and a little :015: *Struggles to say it* short tempered. But I've realized, I love you. Will you marry me?
All the while Winry's face had been a frozen picture of horror, then a dark glare washed over her.
Winry: :-[ YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!! :'( >:( >:(
She then threw her wrench with precission and it nailed the young alchemist square in the temple, a spurt of blood flying from both Ed's nose and the gash in his head as he fell to the floor unconscious.
Winry: What's wrong with him? Is he too short to see I'm taking a dump?
End
Tomb Raider
Lara closed the oaken door behind her and strolled to the beautifully crafted porcelain toilet. A decorative commode she had purchased for it's equally stunnning plumbing as well as it's design.
Lara: Feels like it's been ages since I last went for the loo.
She then wiggles her perfectly toned buttocks out of her form fitting shorts and sits down. A powerful stream of urines blasts from her labia with the force of a miniature fire hose.
Lara: Thank heavens.... I've been holding that in since I left from Bolivia.
Just as she mentions this, a large log, roughly 2 and a half inches in diameter begins to make her cheeks spread apart.
Lara: :xm0014: :shit: :xm0014: ....And this from before I left. *Nyyyygggghhhh*
As lady Croft births the monstress log, the door creaks open slowly.
Zip: Lara... I've always found you to be one lovely woman. And well.... I was wondering if you'd marry m-
BANG
Zip feels a bead of sweat trailing down his face as the realization that a bullet had just missed his privates by an eigth of an inch. Lara stares coldly at the young man, one of her signature pistols trailing a whispy smoke in her left hand.
Lara: Must I remind you, we always knock in this household; Especially for the potty!
End
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Katara skulks around the little hut in Ba Sing Sa and then tiptoes into the bathroom. Quietly shutting the door, she sighs as she sits on the toilet.
Katara: :toidesp: Thought I'd never have some time to go by myself. What with Aang and Toph nearly demolishing the place during a sparring match and Sokka chasing Momo all over the place barely left me any peace and quiet.
Despite the frustration, it did little to the impede the exiting log that escaped from the young waterbenders bowels. Muffled 'plishes' and 'plops' echoed in the bowl as she dropped log after log.
Katara: Ooooooh yea.... that's it.... ooooohhh..... :005:
Knock knock
Katara: :012: Um... who is it? *Please don't be Toph*
Aang: Katara. Are you busy?
Katara: :-[ Yea.. sorta... I-
Aang: I know this might not be the right time, but I wanted to tell you.
Katara: Really, it isn't the best ti-
Aang: I love you, Katara. A lot!
Katara: :xm0006: Really?.....
This moment of hesitation leaves Katara totally subdued as the Avatar opens the door and enters, seemingly unaware of what Katara is doing.
Aang: It's taken me a long time, but I've finally gotten the courage to say it. I want to marry you, ever since I first laid eyes on you I- :001:
The only Airbender left to the known world finally realizes his error, having actually been partially asleep, and now stares hopefully towards a rather preturbed Katara.
Katara: Aang.... I said now's not the right time!!!
Her anger as always fueled her powers, not to mention the fact that the moon was full tonight, Aang hurriedly fled the bathroom as tendrils of water and sickles of ice chased after him.
End
Thanks, Orpheum. :) I'd like to do another, but I can't think of any other anime that this would work with.
someone should do one with Juri :poops: and Takato from Digimon Tamers lol.
Oh My Goddess
Belldandy wiggles her large butt on the toilet, settling down for some porcelain bombing. :)
*frrrt*
"Oh!" :o
*BRRTT!*
*plop*
*plop*
*PLUNK*
"Aahhh.." :xm0006:
Muffled crackling emerges from the bowl as a large log follows the initial lumps. :015:
The giant slips soundlessly into the water, coiling on top of the potatoes deposited before it. Breaking off it is immediately followed by another similar one :shit:
Belldandy farts and keeps pushing, not noticing the determined footsteps approaching the door. :toidesp:
The unlocked door slams open, Keiichi standing broadlegged in the entrance. He extends a hand towards her, holding a small cheap ring 8)
"Belldandy! I cannot hold back my love for you any longer! Will you be my woman!?" ???
"Oh Keiichi!" :kawaii: :004: Extending her hand towards his, the rosy scene is interrupted by a loud gurgle from Belldany's tummy. :012:
A massive wet fart explodes out of her chubby bum, blanketing the room and now also the hallway in stink :001:
Realizing what she is doing, Keiichi turns beet red. :-[
Before he can voice his apology, a torrent of mud leaves Belldandys curvy fecal factory :shit: :shit:
"Oh! So much. Sorry!" :012:
The explusion suddenly intensifyes, now a hollow splatter as she has displaced the water in the bowl with her poop. :poops:
His sensory organs overwhelmed by the smell, Keiichi sinks like a man of clay into a heap on the floor :006:
Belldandy gives off a few more toots before she starts wiping and steps over her would-be fiancee.
"Hopefully he asks me again when he wakes up" :xm0006:
Looking into the throne she just before occupied, she blushes.
"The toilet is broken too! Not just Keiichi!" :kawaii:
Why hasn't anyone contributed to this thing lately? :'( Why? :'( :'( :'(
I must correct this error!
Dragon Ball Z
Bulma is seen heading for the toilet, holding her jean clad butt, and wearing a red striped shirt.
Bulma: Ooooh, why do I always have these big dumps every time I go to that pervert old hermits house for his stupid parties? :xm0014:
She unzips her pants and pulls down her panties, seating her creamy soft asscheeks on the toilet. A muffled fart can be heard.
Bulma: Oh man.... nyyygghhh :poops:
Continues for some time, the occasional splash is heard every now and then. A very noxious odor fills the room.
Bulma: :015: Phew! That's rank, I really should watch what I eat. :006: Fans her nose.
Suddenly the door opens and she looks up to see Vegeta entering.
Bulma: :-[ V-veg-Vegeta?! >:( What the hell are you doing?!
Vegeta: ..... >:( Ignorant woman, how dare you raise your voice at me? I have come here with a... a proposition :-[
Bulma: ??? :-[ ??? A what?...
Vegeta: Pulls out a ring from his pocket on his pink shirt. Since you're an earthling I'll use words you can understand, do you want to get grumbles. Hitched?
Bulma: :012: Vegeta I don't know what to say....
But her colon does, as a loud volume of gas is expelled, covering the room in an invisible stench. The sound alone quiets both of them.
Vegeta: Uhhh, what are you doing woman? Sniffs. Wait, wha- Begins to gag. :006: Ahhh, my eyes, they're burning! What kind of power is this? It's not possible! Passes out.
Bulma: :P Lightweight....
End.
Eureka 7
Renton is seen walking through a hall in the Gekostate, his face beet red.
Renton: :-[ It's now or never.... No matter what's she's doing. No matter if she's busy, I must ask her! :xm0006:
He then starts calling out Eureka's name, shouting aimlessly in the hopes of finding her.
Renton: Eureka? Euuuureka?!
Eureka: Renton?...
The boy turns as he hears his crushes reply, but doesn't see her.
Renton: Eureka? Where are you? I wanted to ask you something. :-[
Eureka: I'm in here. Come in.
Unfortunately, Renton stops short as he finally traces the origin of her voice, the bathroom.
Renton: Um... are you sure?
Eureka: Yes, why? Is something wrong? Sounding more confused, but her phrasing makes it appear she is upset.
Renton: No! It's fine, I just.. uh... I... :xm0006:
He swallows on nothing and enters the bathroom.
Eureka: In here! Renton! :)
Renton turns around to see Eureka, seated on the toilet, a pair of sea blue panties at her ankles with her skirt hiked up. She smiles warmly, seemingly unphased.
Renton: :012: :xm0006: :012:
Eureka: Renton?.... Is something wrong?... Your face is all red.
Renton: Snaps out of it. He then fumbles in his pocket as he speaks up. :012: Oh yea, I uh... how do I put this?... I....He pulls out a ring from his pocket and holds it up.
Renton: Eureka! I love you! Will you marry me! His face is now a tomato complection.
Eureka: :kawaii: Oh... Renton! It's... wonderful! She continues to gasp, both from a the obvious distraction, but also from a log slowly leaving her.
Voice: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! >:(
Renton and Eureka: ???
The doors of the bathroom open and Holland is seen in the doorway, in only his boxers. He glares at Renton and then to Eureka. A vain pops up in his head as he settles back on the boy.
Holland: What are you doing to Eureka?! >:( >:( >:(
Behind the nearly naked man are the kids, who scowl.
Kids: What are you doing to our momma, pukey?
Renton: I... uh.... :xm0006: Oh crap!
Renton's screams and the shouts of Holland are heard throughout the rest of the ship. In a private washroom, Talho is seated on the pot, her skirt and panties pulled down.
Talho: What are those morons up to now?...
Gidget: Applying some eyeliner. I hope they're not beating eachother up again...
Hilda: Who knows. Can you hurry up Talho, I really have to go pee. Wiggles around.
The End.
Come on people, don't let this wonderful thread fall to the wayside! It must be nurtured! It must be given tons of attention! It must filled with delicious little nuggets of random sillyness! It must be- *Head explodes*
Thanks for reviving this Orpheum. I think I have one or two more ideas I could put up next weekend. If we really want to continue these though, we're going to have to start using other characters from the series already up here or more obscure universes as most of the best known ones have been done, (I'm literally looking at my manga/DVD collection next to my desk for ideas.)
I seem to remember an Excel Saga one among the originals if you want to recreate that, or I could (but I really know the manga better than the anime.)
Love what you did with the DBZ short, especially that first line. So whatever Roshi is slipping into her food not only makes her dumps huge and messy, but gives her incredible gas that smells like week-old death. (Hmm... wonder if he would sell me some... ;D ;)) Not only was it a Bulma pic. that originally started this whole thing, but she and Vegeta are the only actual married couple in this thread so far. Maybe I could try one with Krillin and 18.
Now that I think about it, it may have been a good thing that the old thread page was lost...
*rifle bullet whistles past head* :-X
Weight! Let me explain! :001:
That thread was very slow when it died, now we have more stories than ever on here and better versions of the classics. It sucks more than most things I can think of that we keep losing these sites, but as long as they come back bigger and better every time we can keep the community alive.
Quote from: DrBones on November 15, 2008, 08:45:38 PM
Thanks for reviving this Orpheum. I think I have one or two more ideas I could put up next weekend. If we really want to continue these though, we're going to have to start using other characters from the series already up here or more obscure universes as most of the best known ones have been done, (I'm literally looking at my manga/DVD collection next to my desk for ideas.)
I seem to remember an Excel Saga one among the originals if you want to recreate that, or I could (but I really know the manga better than the anime.)
Love what you did with the DBZ short, especially that first line. So whatever Roshi is slipping into her food not only makes her dumps huge and messy, but gives her incredible gas that smells like week-old death. (Hmm... wonder if he would sell me some... ;D ;)) Not only was it a Bulma pic. that originally started this whole thing, but she and Vegeta are the only actual married couple in this thread so far. Maybe I could try one with Krillin and 18.
Now that I think about it, it may have been a good thing that the old thread page was lost...
*rifle bullet whistles past head* :-X
Weight! Let me explain! :001:
That thread was very slow when it died, now we have more stories than ever on here and better versions of the classics. It sucks more than most things I can think of that we keep losing these sites, but as long as they come back bigger and better every time we can keep the community alive.
Well I started the original and the resurrected thread for the sole purpose of having various people writing random little one shot where characters pop the big Q while their significant other is on the toilet. I still hope whoever did the two part with Naruto where he walks in on Sakura then gets clobbered into Hinata's place remakes that one. I loved it, and was hoping for third part or something. Though nothing says we have to keep to just one series/one proposal. If someone thinks they make a funny proposal using One Piece characters, go right on ahead. Also, it doesn't have to be serious or true to the original material; my Hellsing and DBZ ones can attest to that. Heck, I think the Love Hina is the only thing that could've likely happened in the canon (what with the various ecchi/semi fetish fanservice).
"random little one shots..."
"doesn't have to be serious or true to the original material..."
Ok... You asked for it. ;)
DBZ
*#18 flying high over a city, looks back over her shoulder*
18(thinking): I guess that little bald guy finally stopped following me, he sure is persistent. Still, he is kind of cute in his own way, and he did save my life twice...
*blushes for a moment before being distracted by a gurgle from her stomach and a loud, low fart escaping*
18(thinking): Ugh, finally. Three days is long enough to carry this load around. It's kind of funny; a cyborg who could probably destroy this whole planet, and I still have to go to the little girl's room.
*drops down toward the city and after a few seconds, spots a gas station and lands next to the back door, small farts slipping out all the wile*
18: Better be clean this time.
*tries to open the door marked "Ladies" but finds it locked, casually rips the knob of as if were made of wet tissue and flicks on the light as she enters, letting the broken door bang shut behind her*
18: Not too bad..
*takes a paper cover from the dispenser on the wall and lays it over the seat before unbuckling her belt and pulling her white lace panties and dark died blue jeans around her knees and sitting on the toilet*
18: Whew...
*pats her stomach as a stream of pee begins to turn the bowl water yellow, a soft and sticky looking sausage shaped turd crackles out of her anus and into the toilet followed by several more and many wet gas bubbles*
18: Oh P.U.! I have ta cut back on the fast food!
*after a few moments, one last log begins to emerge, easily twice as wide as the others, it soon stops, hanging nearly a foot out of her butt into the water*
18: Ugh, come on. I don't have time for this.
*shifts around, grunting for a moment, then gives up and settles down with her chin in her hands and elbows on thighs, she looks board and blow a stray length of blond hair out of her face*
18(sarcastically): Great. Wish I hand a book. :constipation:
*suddenly, the door begins to swing open, she blushes*
18: Occupied!
*the door opens to reveal Krillen in a white suit and hat, holding a small box, he suddenly realizes what he has walked in on and blushes*
18: Would you leave me alone? ... What are you staring at? :xm0006:
*Krillen tries to look away but keeps glancing at her perfect pink butt cheeks hugging the toilet seat*
Krillen: N.. Nothing. You just... look really cute like that. Really, really cute... :004:
18: Cute? Your... not disgusted seeing me on the toilet... pooping? Or the... smell? ???
Krillen: What? I could never be disgusted by anything you do. Besides, it's nothing compared to the stink Bulma leaves at Master Roshie's house... :-X
18: Wha... Well, that's nice of you to say... I guess.
*she blushes again as Krillen gets down on one knee on the bathroom tile and opens the box*
Krillen: Artificial Humanoid Number Eighteen, will you marry me?
*18 is stunned for a moment, then smiles*
18: Yes. Yes, I will! I love you. :kawaii:
*Krillen jumps up on her bare lap giving her a hug, at the same time her huge log finally slips free from her hole with a loud splash and a monster fart that covers the room in stink*
Krillen: I love you too! :004:
*kisses her*
I might have one more in me. Let's hope the girls do too. ;)
Here goes nothing then!
Total Drama Island
Gwen is seen running for the communal toilets, with her hands on her stomach in desperation. Gwen sees the middle stall is unoccupied and takes it.
Gwen: Ugh, damn those burgers Chef wooped up just go right through me! So much for the food being "fresh"...
Gwen locks the loose lock to the stall, and pulls out some toilet paper to clean up the dirty toilet seat, and places some more TP on the dirty seat. She then pulls her skirt and panties down to her ankles, and sits herself on the bowl. It takes her only a second for the first wave of diarrhea to come out, which is filled with a lot of undigested food particles along with just the brown pee.
Gwen: Ugh. Glad that I didn't let that out in my panties... I swear that Chef's food is not as "fresh" as he says it is.
As Gwen releases another wave of chunky, runny poop, the stall lock suddenly gets loose, and the door swings wide open. Trent is seen right outside of the stall, sitting on a stool with his guitar in hand.
Trent: *Strums out a tune of some random love song* I'm singing this to make a statement. I think I'm actually in love with you Gwen. I think we're meant to be! :'( *Crying tears of happiness*
Gwen: *Is hypnotized to the tune, and has forgotten that the stall door is open for everyone to see* That's what I've been waiting to hear all this time! :kawaii:
This interlude is interrupted when Cody runs for the stall and pushes Trent off the stool and onto the ground. Cody then takes the stool and sits right back on it.
Cody: ??? Umm Gwen, I don't think this is a good time for me to say this, but I'll do so anyways. Remember when I first said that you were smart? Well, I thought about it, and I thought it over, and it's come down to this! Gwen, I love you with all of my heart, and I have proofs of it! :004:
Cody then pulls out a ring box on his right hand and a bouquet of flowers on his left hand.
Cody: So Gwen, will you marry me? *Opens up the ring box*
Still hypnotized by the tune, Gwen suddenly releases a wave of completely liquid poop, which splashes in the bowl making her vagina and anus wet with runny poop. She then releases a loud fart, and suddenly realizes that the stall door is open for the whole world to watch her.
Gwen: AGGH! YOU PERVERTS!
Gwen then extends out her right leg and kicks Cody in the chin. Just as Trent was about to get back up on his feet, Cody pushes Trent into the leftmost stall door, which jars the stalls loose and falls open, revealing Chris MacLean peeing in the left stall :urinal: and Heather in the right-most stall with her shorts at her knees, putting on make-up.
Chris: OH MY BOXERS! TURN THE CAMERAS OFF!
Chris then pulls his pants up, and accidentally lets out a bit of urine and wets his pants. Heather, realizing that people are watching her, lets out a squeal and covers herself with her hands. Heather then turns around to her right and sees Gwen sitting down on the toilet, and Heather pulls out a camera from her right pocket and takes several pictures of Gwen, while accidentally taking pictures of Chris in the process.
Gwen: GIVE ME THE FREAKING CAMERA!
Gwen then stands up and stands next to Heather, grabs the camera out of her hands, and throws it into the middle toilet. Heather then lets out another squeal and reaches into the toilet to retrieve the camera, which is broken from the dirty water. :001:
Heather: AGHH!!! YOU'RE SO DEAD GWEN! >:(
Heather then throws her arm back, and is about to punch Gwen in her stomach. Chris intervenes and attempts to break up the fight.
Chris: That's enough campers! We don't need anymore of this private business going on here!
Chris then takes another look at the wet spot on his pants that he made, and covers it up with his hands and blushes red. The other campers stared at Chris's red cheeks and all begin to laugh. :xm0006:
Chris: Why did I even sign up to host this darn show in the first place...
Gwen and Heather: SO CAN WE SOME FREAKING PRIVACY THEN?! GET OUT! ALL OF YOU! >:(
The guys step out of the communal bathroom with their heads down in disappointment. Gwen and Heather resume their brawling in the bathroom, which ended with both of them getting black eyes and a whole lot of used toilet paper. Everyone failed to realize that the cameramen caught all of this on tape, but somehow the producers forbade this footage to be shown on TV.
Grrrr... lack of updates on this thread are making me go crazy.... *I'll go play GTA IV in a bit and do a killing spree*...
Case Closed
Rachel is seen hurrying the streets back home, blushing madly as she has a hand clamped to her bottom.
Rachel: :'( Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! 'Why did we have to have a fire drill during pratice?!'
She scurries up the stairs and into the bathroom, thankfully her father is absent. She throws her backpack to the floor and hurriedly pulls down her skirt.
Rachel: :) Awww.. finally! Relief at last!....
She sighs happily as a stream of pee forcefully blasts into the bowl, a dull slushing sound as it sloshes in the water. A blush spreads on her face as it lasts for several moments.
Rachel: :005: Always good getting that out.
Suddenly she winces a little as her hole opens to deposit a thick log, which slips out of her quite quickly.
Rachel: Maybe I spoke too soon. :012: She begins to hum as she goes. Thinking about the last several months. I'm sure gonna miss Conan, he was so cute and smart. He was just like a little brother. :kawaii:
Her thoughts are shattered when the door opens and a familiar face strides into the room.
Rachel: J-J-Jimmy!?
Indeed, standing before, with a magnificient look on his face, is Jimmy Kudo. A boquet of roses and a small box clutched in both hands. He smiles charmingly.
Jimmy: Rachel, I know I've kept you waiting for so long, too long infact. Know I can tell you how I really feel. Rachel... I love you. And I want to be with you, forever.
All the while, the still 'busy' girl is in awe. Her face a deep red as she hears the words she's been dreaming of for ages.
Rachel: :'( Jimmy.... I love you too.
Jimmy: I know. It's been hard for me too. Having to hide who I was, unable to say how I really felt.
Rachel: Perplexed. Wait... 'having to hide who you were'? What do you mean.
Jimmy: :012: Umm, I mean.. you know. We've known eachother for so long and uh...
Rachel: Oh my god... you were Conan?!?
Jimmy: No! I mean... yes. But I can explain...
Rachel: I took a bath with you! I changed in front of you! I... I... I told you how I felt!
Jimmy: Come now, Rachel. No need to get all worked up.... 'I'm dead.'
The teen sleuth stutters and tries to find a way to escape the situation, but is doomed. The sounds of an epic ass kicking are heard clear down the street.
Quote from: OrpheumZero on December 18, 2008, 12:27:36 AM
Grrrr... lack of updates on this thread are making me go crazy.... *I'll go play GTA IV in a bit and do a killing spree*...
That's all you had to say. ;) Anyhow, here's a slightly different approach to a proposal:
Total Drama IslandHeather is seen sneaking out of her cabin at 2:00 AM to run to the communal toilets. After making it there without anyone noticing, Heather takes the leftmost toilet stall, closes it, and tries to lock the door, but the lock won't close.Heather: Ugh, it's not like anyone would see me here this late at night...
She then cleans the messy toilet bowl with a few sheets of toilet paper, pulls her pink panties down to her ankles, and sits on the clean toilet bowl. Taking a deep breath, a clear stream of pee flows out from her front end.Heather: Ahh, thank gosh I was able to hold all that in. I swear that that Chris guy is a pervert or something with these bathrooms. Heck, I think the other boys are just as perverted as well!
After two minutes, the pee stream slows to a few dribbles, and then completely stops. A few seconds later, she releases a small fart, and pressure builds up on her anus.Heather: Ugh, I hope I can get this all out. I mean, I haven't even crapped since I've gotten here. It's not like I liked these toilets anyway.
Taking one big push, a two-inch thick turd begins to poke out of Heather's anus, but she lets go of the pressure for one second, and the turd slides back inside her. Frustrated by this, she then pushes harder on her stomach and bends herself forward all the way so that her breasts are touching her knees. Making a loud grunt, she manages to push about 6 inches of the thickening turd, but reaches 3 and 1/2 inches wide, and gets stuck, even with Heather pushing and grunting again. Frustrated, she sits back straight up and puts her head on her hands.Heather: Just perfect. As if this couldn't get any worse...
The stall door lock suddenly breaks loose, and the door flies open.Heather: I just had to say that.
Heather then reaches forward to try to lock the door, but just before she could reach it, Chris MacLean, shirtless and in pajama bottoms, shows up in the bathroom. Noticing Heather on the toilet, he steps up to him in the same classy fashion he does on the show, even with the hair. He steps up to Heather and gets down on one knee.Chris: Umm, I don't know how to say this, but I have something I want to give you. 8)
Chris then shows Heather a box, and opens it. Inside, it contains what appears to be a golden marshmallow.Chris: I want to give this to you, for being in the right place at the right time. :kawaii:
Heather: You come to me for this. What kind of a freaking pervert are you?! >:(
Noticing that the host of this show barged in on her in this weird time, and that he's proposing what looks to be like a pee-stained marshmallow, Heather then lifts her right leg up and kicks Chris in the chin, knocking the marshmallow box into the air, and falls down with the marshmallow splatting when it hits the ground. She then begins to scratch Chris in the face with her uncut toenails on her right foot, and kicks him in the head with her left foot. This goes on for about 2 minutes, and then Heather suddenly gets tired from the kicking. Chris then gets back up on his feet.Chris: Well, you HAD to screw it up. You HAD to be an ass about this instead of just accepting it. Well, that marshmallow represented me being able to get you into the finals of this game, which means a bigger chance at $100,000. But no, you just had to scratch my face AND mess up my precious hair. Gah!!!! >:(
Chris then steps out of the communal bathrooms with a frown on his face, and tries to redo his hair with his fingers on the way out.Heather: Wait! It was just me screwing up! Come back here you little peep!
She then tries to run after Chris, but trips forward because her panties were still at her ankles, and hits her head hard on the ground, which knocks her out cold, still with that 3 inch turd sticking out of her. Chris hears the knocking sound from Heather tripping forward, and runs back to the bathroom to see what was going on.Chris: *attempts to hold back laughs* Oh man, now that's more like it! ^-^
Quote from: OrpheumZero on November 15, 2008, 09:10:27 PM
I still hope whoever did the two part with Naruto where he walks in on Sakura then gets clobbered into Hinata's place remakes that one. I loved it, and was hoping for third part or something.
Why don't you write it from memory, then continue it? It's not like that would offend the original author, or dissuade them from rewriting it later.
*Must. Keep. This. Topic. ALIVE!*
Total Drama Island
Lindsay is seen running around holding her butt with her right hand and her crotch with her left while holding a magazine, clearly looking desperate. Much to her self-nature, she enters the confession can, closes the door barely, and pulls her skirt and panties down to her ankles before sitting on the uncomfortable toilet seat. Immediately, a loud flow of pee shoots out from her rapidly, along with a loud wet fart from her other end.
Lindsay: Whew! I just made it this time! 8)
She then opens up the magazine she took into the confession can, and begins to read. Her pee flow would continue on for 5 minutes, which was followed by her anus suddenly releasing a torrent of dark brow liquid poop, with the consistency of brown coffee with undigested food chunks in it. After 30 seconds, Lindsay was still releasing that same wave of diarrhea, only to be alarmed when she heard something slam into the door from the outside. Indeed, it was Tyler who slammed into the door, as he attempted to perform a cartwheel act to look fancy before getting to where Lindsay was, only to screw up and slam legs first into the door. The impact swung the door open backwards and broke the hinges of it.
Lindsay: Umm, who are you again? Much to her personality, she's dozing off a bit, completely forgetting about her diarrhea, which seemed to have came to a stop. ???
Tyler: You don't remember me? Remember that guy who said he'll help ya out at anytime? That's me alright!
Lindsay: Oh, that's who you are! :P
Tyler: I came here because I couldn't get enough of you! Even you going away for something like, well, this? He scratches his head. I still don't know the right words to say for this, but I think we're not just friends, or jock and blonde! We're meant for each other! What do ya say then? You agree with that? ^-^
Hearing those words, Lindsay now was shining in her eyes as she held her hands up to her head together in a cute pose.
Lindsay: Yes! We're not just friends! We ARE meant for each other! :kawaii:
Suddenly, a loud fart erupted from Lindsay's bottom, and was promptly followed by another wave of diarrhea, only this time this had a mushier consistency, along with a much stronger smell. It only took a second for the smell to hit Tyler, as he suddenly became disoriented and attempted to spin around in circles to maintain his balance, but failed to as he got knocked out and promptly fell on the sitting Lindsay, which also caused the confession cam to fall backwards, covering Tyler and Lindsay in her diarrhea. The smell then came to Lindsay, which brought her back to reality.
Lindsay: Ahh! No! Come on! This is so gross! :'(
She says that as she waves her arms around to try to fan the smell away, with Tyler still lying down on top of her. Much to their unawareness, obviously Chris and Chef were seeing this all unfold on tape in their secret booth on the island.
Chris: Wow. Now that gave me an idea for a possible challenge! One that involves mud!
Chef: Umm, Chris, I don't think that was mud... I think it's something even better than that! ;)
Here's my humble addition:
Soul Calibur
Talim ambles into the ladies' room, pigtails swaying as a bead of sweat precipitates from her brow.
Talim: Damn! I need the privy so bad!
The petite girl lopes into a stall, swiftly twirling, removing her translucent pants and perching on the porcelain, all in one facile move. Amber pee trickles down, swiftly followed by an odoriferous fart, marking the antecedent of the tawny masses to come. Her hole gradually opens as a log tries to liberate itself spontaneously.
Talim: Gee, I really had to go. Meanwhile, the log slickly weaves through her rectum. It disengages from her cheeks without incident and plops into the unclouded water below. Two more carbon copies folllow their leader with ease. :shit:
A fourth clump precedes the original. As it elongates, it gradually becomes more excruciating to excrete.
Talim: Ooomphf! This hunk will stay in me for a long time to come! :shitbricks:
Abruptly, a piercing cry resonated through the air, and the same person who uttered that cry landed a foot on the cubicle door forcefully. The lock liberated its hold, the door breached, exposing an astounded Talim . :o
A young man, garnet hair gleaning under the dim light, was adorned in an immaculate, white suit, complete with a trim tie and trousers. It was apparent that Hong Yunseong was going to do something inapropos again. He gets down to one knee, collectedly removing a black box from his pocket.
Yunseong: Talim, I just comprehended that I can?t subsist without you, your resplendence and flowing locks mesmerize me, leaving me mouth agape. You have everything that other girls don't: spunk, spirit and congeniality. Let?s get engaged, please?
Expecting a more positive response from the Filipino wind priestess, the fiery redhead was floored by his soul mate connecting with his right cheek. The brash Korean's afflicted area seared with pain.
Yunseong: Hey, what did you do that for? :009:
Talim: Can you even see what I'm doing?
Yunseong: Well, you are sitting on a pristine throne, apt for only a comely girl like you.
Talim braces her hand for another strike to the head, but shakes her head instead with incredulity.
Talim: Do I need to demonstrate? Now watch carefully.
She inhales deeply, a pair of determined beads transfixed on the firebrand in front of her.
Talim: Nyyyggghhh...... nyyyggghhh...... :shitbricks:
The dangling mass that had halted all this time started losing its grip on her rectum, as it proceeded lazily down the tapered canal. This process continued for another minute, before all 6 inches of the log slinked out of her rectum. It hits rock bottom with an orotund splash.
The mephitic odor reaches the young warrior's nose, who realized his folly. :001:
Talim: See, you were here to watch me expel my load! You pervert, I bet you relished looking at my lower body while we were traveling, fuelled by lechery! Get out of here before I drive these tonfas through you! >:(
Yunseong: Wait, give me a jiffy to explain? :012:
Talim: You still have the courage to persist? >:(
Yunseong wisely bails, a gust nearly hitting the bull's eye on his back as he fumbles to safety.
*Standing outside a decepit temple, that songs from Jurassic park plays*
Holy fucking shit, it's an old temple! Jesus christ, what the fuc-
*Is kicked in the head by invisible foot*
Ok, fine.
*Blows dust off the thread, coughing from the buildup*
Damn, why doesn't this get the love it deserves? Huh? Huh?! HUH?!?!?!?! >:( >:( >:(
Rave Master
Elie is running runs into Haru's house, a hand clasping her butt.
Elie: Oh man! I really gotta do a poopie bad! Oooh! :'( :toidesp:
She scrambles into the bathroom and gets to the toilet. Pulling off her skirt, she sits down. Immediately a hissing stream of pee comes out, followed closely by a trumpeting fart and big log.
Elie: Nyyygggh.... Phew, glad I made it. ;D
Suddenly, who should appear? Haru, looking heroic, a long coat draped over his shoulders and the Decaforce swords sheath on it.
Haru: Elie...
Elie: Uhh.... Haru... I'm pooping... :-[ Could you come a little later...
Haru: But I have to ask you something...
Elie: Really? Can't it wait?.... :xm0014: *A thick log is starting to come out*
Haru: No... It's now or never. Elie... Will you marry me?
Elie: :xm0006: Ummm.... *The log splashes heavily into the bowl*
Gale pops up in the door way, looking serious.
Gale: Haru, have you asked her yet?
Haru: Dad! What are you doing?! I'm trying to be romantic!
Gale: Don't talk back to your father! I'm just trying to make sure you don't mes up with your girlfriend!
Haru: Idiot! I will if you keep interuptting us!
Elie: Um... Guys?
Gale: You can't call your dad an 'idiot'!
Haru: I just did, idiot!
Elie: Um... *Is trying to say something, but can't cut in, meanwhile another log is emerging*
The sounds of arguing continue.
*Staring angrily.....*
>:(
*Keeps staring*
>:( >:(
*Won't stop staring*
>:( >:( >:(
*Vein appears in temple*
>:( >:( >:( >:(
*Looking crazed*
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
*Dies from a busted vein as blood spurts from head*
Come on people.... Where's the love?
Zatch Bell!
Megumi and Tia are frantically heading for a bathroom, despeate.
Megumi and Tia: Gotta go! :'( :'(
They rush into a restroom with side-by-side toilets, both pull down their panties in synch and plant their butts on a toilet.
Megumi: Ahhhh.... :005: I've been holding that all day!Starts peeing.
Tia: Same here. :poops:
Suddenly the door is kicked open, and smoke billows in like rolling fog.
Megumi: What the?! Is is a Mamodo attack?
A random spotlight appears and Kiyo and Zatch appear in the doorway, dressed suave and looking dashing.
Megumi: ??? Kiyo?
Tia: :xm0006: Zatch?
Kiyo: With rose in his teeth Megumi.... It's taken me far too long, but I've realized; I love you!
Megumi: :-[ Re-rea-really?....
Zatch: Tia, I know I can be annoying, but that's because I really like you! Tia?
The small red haired Mamodo girl is furious.
Tia: >:( PERVERTS!!! Flies off the toilet and kicks both boys upside the air with one spinning kick.
Tia: That'll teach them for barging in on ladies during their business.
Megumi: :004: Dreamingly Kiyo likes me?.....
It's cool you thought to revive this once again. I'd add to it, but good new ones aren't easy to come up with! :'(
I do remember seeing a lot of this show on Cartoon Network. It had never occurred to me, but given the bond between a Mamodo and their human, it dose make sense that they would have to go at the same time. That last line made me laugh. ;D
cool, now that i think of it'd be awesome to see a fic about Tia needing to take a dump.:xm0006:
but I kinda doubt anyone would want to do her, with her as loli-ish that she is. :'(
Ok...*cracks knuckles* ...first attempt, here we go! (I think I'll worry more about the story than the emoticons for now. And hope the "accents" aren't too annoying...)
X-Men
"Uhn, mmm, oh Lordy..." Rogue mumbled under her breath as she quickly made her way to her room in the X-Mansion, rubbing her upset stomach as she went. Once inside, she locked the door and went straight to the private bathroom. A luxury afforded to all of the X-Men, thankfully. Despite the fact that she was quite fit, and invulnerable to boot, her tummy was a bit sensitive.
Taking a second to lock the bathroom door as well as an extra precaution (she knew this was going to be a seriously bad bowel movement), she rushed to the toilet, jerked down her low-cut jean shorts and green thong in one fluid motion, and sat. As soon as her shapely bottom hit the seat, a torrent of runny poop and gas exploded from her. She let out a sigh of relief that turned into a groan of pain as a cramp made her double over. This continued for a few minutes, until at last Rogue's diarrhea eased off. Now red-faced and sweating, she leaned back on the seat to catch her breath.
"Ahhh." Her nose crinkled as she caught the scent of her 'production.' "Whew, Lordy, what a stink..." It was about enough to make her wish she bothered with air freshener. But since she was the only one who used it at the moment, she didn't....
*BANG*
A startled Rogue nearly jumped off the toilet seat as her bathroom doorknob exploded in a purple flash, and the door slowly swung open to reveal a grinning Remy LeBeau - AKA Gambit. Rogue's hands flashed down to cover her crotch and her face got even redder as she yelled, "REMY! You...ah....what in th' blue blazes are y'all DOING?!"
LeBeau kept grinning, and shook his head. After indulging himself a look at Rogue in her predicament, he shifted somewhat in the doorway to where he wasn't looking directly at her but could still see her out of the corner of his eye. "Ah, chere, you done brought dis on y'self, you know. Me an' you, we gotta be havin' a talk about some important t'ings, but you done keep avoiding de subject. So, a man's gotta take drastic measures sometimes..."
Rogue blinked for a moment, then glared at LeBeau and took one hand off her crotch to use it to point at him accusingly. "Avoiding the...AVOIDING the subject?! Why, you...you..." For a second Rogue forgot herself as she moved her other hand to shake a fist at her Cajun intruder. "...Ya self-centered, egotistical swamp rat! Ah ain't been avoidin' it, in case ya ain't noticed we've had OTHER things to worry about lately! Ya know, like those Sentinels that've started popping up again. Or that crazy Omega Red that showed up a couple days ago lookin' ta take Logan's head off..."
Gambit waved a dismissive hand. "Pah, jus' minor interruptions. No need to let dat stuff get in de way of what's really important, heh?"
Rogue blinked again, then shook her head. "Why am ah even listenin' to this right now? So help me Gambit, you have until the time ah wipe my...clean myself to get as far away as possible before I knock ya plumb into next week!" She reached over for the toilet paper, with a glare that DARED him to watch what was coming next, but found nothing but the empty roll-holder there. "Wha..."
"Awww...misplace, something, chere?" Gambit pulled a fluffy, pink roll of toilet paper from his trenchcoat and started to hand it to Rogue, then pulled it back before she could reach it. "Nope, sorry, I done went to a lot of trouble to get you where you be sittin' still for a second, so you can listen to what ol' Gambit have to say!"
Rogue stated to speak, but moaned as another cramp hit her. "Ohhh...that gumbo...wha..." She glared at Remy again. "Did ya put laxatives in that gumbo? Ya sick freak, dirty butt or no, ah'll get up from here and rip your..."
Gambit quickly put his hands up. "No chere, honest I wouldn't do DAT to ya, no matter how bad I want to be talking! But ol' Gambit don't have to be a mind-reader like de Professor t'know dat you love his home-made gumbo...but it don' like you much at all, oui?" Rogue cocked an eyebrow at him. "Trust me chere, I appreciate de ladylike way dat it's handled, but ol' Gambit know dat after you go off for a while after eatin' it, your nose ain't got no more powder on it den it had before. I jus' pulled out all de stops to outdo m'self dis time to make it extra-good. So you'd be sure to go back for seconds..."
Rogue's stomach grumbled loudly. "An' thirds..." Rogue sighed and shook her head. "Look, Remy, ah really do like you. But don't you think that we have enough goin' against us even overlookin' the fact that we work every day to protect a world that hates n' fears us?"
Gambit turned around so he could look Rogue straight in the eyes. "Never said it'd be easy, darlin. But my Pappy done told me a long time ago that nothin worth having was got easy. ...he be talkin' about thieving, 'course, but I tink' it still applies, non?"
Rogue couldn't help but smile at Gambit, despite the rather uncomfortable and embarrassing position he had put her in. "Remy, ah...sometimes when ah'm with you, I feel like just maybe...ah dunno, maybe mah life is..."
"Normal?" Gambit finished for her. "Oui...powers, X-Men, Brotherood, whole world that'd be happier wit us wiped off de face of it...when I'm with you, mon amor, don' none of dat matter."
"All right, swamp-rat. Y'all win...let's talk."
Gambit flashed a smile. "Bien, chere! Just one t'ing..." Remy once again handed Rogue the toilet paper, and didn't pull it away this time. "...how's about a courtesy flush, heh?"
Figured I'd do something a little strange. Since someone already took Soul Calibur, I'll take...
Tekken
Jane dashed down the hallway as quickly as her legs would take her. Luckily, the deserted laboratory was the perfect place for what she meant to do; she should have known better than to order Chinese take-out, but she hadn't been home since yesterday and there weren't many alternatives.
The bathroom was a small, single room with a toilet and sink, lit by a bar of fluorescent light that flickered to life as Jane flipped the switch. She hopped from foot to foot as she fumbled with the zipper of her jeans. A tell-tale grumble from her stomach caused her to bend slightly, her butt jutting backward and releasing a high-pitched squeaking fart. Her jeans had grown tighter since she'd gotten them, no doubt because of the time she spent here instead of at the gym, and now her larger rear end was placing more pressure on the zipper connection.
"Ugh," Jane muttered in frustration, "come on, come on..."
Finally the zipper popped free, allowing the engineer to yank her pants and undergarments over her hips and thighs and plop herself onto the cold porcelain seat. Almost immediately, she sighed with relief as soft waste began bubbling out of her loudly, short bursts splattering into the bowl like mud globs. She folded inward involuntarily, wringing out gassy expulsions from her intestines that oozed out her anus with ease. Behind this was runny liquid; she made a face at the nasty sound and smell that accompanied the thorough cleansing.
Her stomach still felt cramped and bloated, however. Jane sighed and slouched, rubbing beneath her navel and biting her lip. She just had to get the extra pork fried rice again. This same thing had happened last time, and she'd ended up rushing through the development of the fourth model as a result. But the restaurant she ordered from always had such great food, even considering the consequences.
Jane sat up straight as another drippy fart exploded downward. Oh well. In with the new, out with the--
SMASH!
Jane shrieked as the door splintered off its hinges. She yanked her jeans up to the tops of her thighs, attempting to cover herself while she sat. The surprise had loosened her already churning bowels; as the dust settled, the only sound was that of chunky liquid dribbling into the water beneath her. She could only watch in amazement as a large shape shuffled into the room through the gaping hole.
"Jack?" she asked, baffled. "Is something wrong?"
The robot stood motionless.
Jane raised an eyebrow. "Computer, identify error--"
The robot knelt down and brought forward its hands. In its left hand was a small copper coil, which had been connected to the leads of an LED. The circuit didn't seem to have any power source, and thus didn't seem to be doing much of anything.
"What is this, Jack?" Jane tilted her head.
The robot held the oddity out toward Jane in one hand and took her hand in the other. Jane glanced from the contraption to Jack and back again. Arranged as it was, it almost looked like a bizarre...
Jane's expression melted into warmth. "Oh, Jack..."
I seriously luv the bobobo skit! It was funny and uncommon though...seriously guys there's a lot more to do here. I'm thinking I should tackle Sonic one, someone should do Shin-chan.
Some new idea.
Uncharted
Elena is seen entering a rather run-down looking bathroom, her steps a little hasty and distracted
"Oh man.... I think I know what they mean by 'gonna explode', ooohh." The blonde hair reporter moans, a hand switching from her butt and stomach as she feels pressure and cramping. Finally she pulls down her black pants, pink panties and sits on the toilet.
"Uggghhhh!:constipation:" She groans, but nothing will budge, "Ohhh man...." She sighs, taking a break, "Nothing like a death-defying adventure to 'plug you up'." She mutters sarcastically as she waits. Suddenly the door of the dinky little bathroom opens and Nathan Drake enters.
"Elena? Are you busy? I've got something I have to say...." Drake starts, oblivious to Elena's situation.
"Um.. Drake, I think-" But is cut off as the treasure hunter interjects, "I know we've had some ups and downs, but through thick and thin..."
"Oh please don't say that..." Elena groans inwardly, doing her best to not show any indication that her body was slowly pushing out a thick log.
"No, I have to. I've always been so stupid, letting people take advantage of me, causing all kinds of trouble." Drake continues, still not noticing Elena's reddening face, both from the embarrassment and obvious discomfort of her fattening log.
"It's fine, Nate! I can wait, reallly...." She nearly moans, feeling a wide part of the log creep through.
"It's gotta be said now before I lose the nerve; sighs; Elena, would you marry me?" Drake gets down on one knee and hold out a shining diamond ring. Elena is stunned, both from the heart-stopping proposal, and the log that is now noisily slipping out her rump and splashing loudly into the water.
A beat.
"This was a bad time, wasn't it?..." Drake asks, a wry smile on his face.
So...any critiques on my little attempt? *braces* :o
The Steel Angel Kurumi
*Karinka lounges on the ground*
Karinka: "So bored."
Nagato: "May I show you something, Karinka-san?"
Karinka: (not looking at him) "Sure."
*Karinka looks up to see him opening a little case with a ring in it. She stands bolt upright, puts her hands together over her hearts, and looks excited and lovey-dovey*
Nagato: "Do you think Kurumi will like this ring?"
*Karinka falls flat on her face*
Karinka: (stands right back up and leans toward Nagato to yell) "Where do you get off doing something like that to me!?!"
Nagato: (oblivious) "I thought, since she's your sister, you would know if this is the right gift for her. I don't know anything about girls. Onii-san is the one who picked it out for me, and I'm not sure he knows anything about girls either."
Karinka: "Wait...are you thinking of asking Kurumi-chan to marry you? Because I'm not sure you can do that when you're only 13...11...15...how old are you again?"
Nagato: (blushing) "Oh no! No! I wouldn't ask Kurumi to marry me. I just want her to know that she's special to me, and that I want us to be together always, so I've saved up and bought this trinket to symbolize my commitment to her."
Karinka: "Sounds like the same thing."
Nagato: "Not really...."
Karinka: "I'm sure she'll be overflowing with glee when she receives this gift." (under her breath) "I was when I thought it was for me."
Nagato: "Thank you! I'm very happy to hear that. Where is she, by the way?"
Karinka: "Last I saw she was walking to the outhouse."
Nagato: (blushes more) "Um..."
Karinka: "It's not like that! She just goes there to think. To be alone."
Nagato: "Really?"
Karinka: "Absolutely." (puts hands on hips and looks indignant) "Do you really think Steel Angels like her and I have to do such things?"
Nagato: "No! I...I mean, I never thought about it."
Karinka: "Go to the outhouse and surprise her with this gift. She'll melt."
Nagato: "Melt?"
Karinka: "Her heart will be warmed with overwhelming love, you idiot! Why don't you understand romance? Now go propose to my sister!"
Nagato: "Um...it's not a wedding ring."
Karinka: "Whatever, just go surprise her! Hop to it!"
*Nagato heads to the outhouse unaware that he's just been tricked*
Karinka: "Meh-heh-heh-heh. That'll teach him to choose my top-heavy sister over me."
*Inside the old-fashioned outhouse, Kurumi squats over a rectangular hole in the floorboards, her white panties around her stocking-clad ankles, attempting to void her bowels*
"Once Kurumi cut down full-grown trees with her bare hands and tossed the logs around to build a house. Now why can't Kurumi move this little log?"
*Closes her eyes, takes an exaggerated deep breath, balls her gloved hands up into fists, and bears down with all her might. She makes cute squeaky grunting noises, her face turns completely red, and her bosom bounces up and down, but her exposed rump remains inert*
Kurumi: (out of breath) "Why is this battle so hard to win? Stupid tummy!" (half-heartedly punches her abdomen between the golden buttons of her uniform) "You should obey Kurumi!"
*Just as Kurumi is giving it another go, Nagato opens the door, shows the ring, and rattles off a rehearsed speech*
Nagato: "Kurumi, please accept this gift as a token of my strong, undying love for you."
*Only then does Nagato take notice of the view in front of him: The dropped panties, the triangle of pink hair, and the red straining face. His face turns red and his mouth is unable to form words*
Kurumi: "Master and Kurumi will finally be wed! Kyuin!"
*A gleeful Kurumi hops up from her crouching position as the excitement causes her bowels let loose. A large brown cudgel is forced out of her body. It misses the hole and hits the floor with a thud*
*It's all too much for Nagato. His eyes close and he starts to go limp. Kurumi leaps forward to put her arms around him before he hits the ground. She also catches the open box with the ring in it, which he's dropped, between her thighs. On the other side of her thighs, a foot of thick brown rope drops out of her body, uncontrolled and unbroken. It ends up hanging over the lip of the hole*
Kurumi: "Master?" (shakes him) "Master! Why has master gone limp? Should Kurumi get a doctor, or wipe first?"
I've never seen this anime (I do know what the characters look like) but this made me LOL, especially the beginning. That's some classic 90's anime romantic comedy style humor right there. ;D
Was it you Jimmy or someone else who made a challenge a wile ago involving whether Steel Angels poop? ???
I could be wrong, but this might be only the second time a real medieval style, wood-floored Japanese squat outhouse has been featured in something on this site.
P.S. I would love to see the end of that Sailor Moon story sometime. :004: It would be great if she ends up on the toilet wile actually transformed as Sailor Moon and someone walks in and recognizes her. ;)
You should watch The Steel Angel Kurumi if you like romance or comedy animé. It's is one of the all-time greats for both genres, in my opinion. And yeah, I was the one who made the challenge, but I'm also possibly the only fan of Kurumi here, so yeah...
As far as Sailor Moon goes, I'm kinda cheating. I sort of wrote myself into a corner with the story I started, so I'm starting fresh. New story, same Senshi, same critically full bowels. And I'll throw in a full bladder for free. ;)
I may be a noob who doesn't know how to battle, but I ain't gonna let this thread die that easy.
YuYu Hakusho
Keiko was hurrying down the school hall to the bathroom to handle an emergency. The bathroom she came across only had room for one person. She wasted no time in lifting skirt and dropping her panties just before a wave of brown water emptied into the bowl.
:-[ "Pew...smells toxic." Keiko said, "but at least I made it." :)
She was reaching for toilet paper when suddenly the door came crashing in and Yusuke strode inside as though he were an agent doing a drug bust.
"Keiko...I've felt this way for a long time. But it's only just now that I worked up the courage watching you. Will you marry me?" He held up a jeweled ring.
'You were turned on by this?! Yusuke, that's perverted!" >:(
"Not any less perverted than being attracted to flesh balloons filled with milk on the chest." Yusuke shrugged.
He had a point. Keiko pondered this for a while, then said "I'll consider it. In the meantime..."
"Yeah?"
"GET OUT!!!"
Quote from: Plan B on July 21, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
"Not any less perverted than being attracted to flesh balloons filled with milk on the chest." Yusuke shrugged.
I find this amusing. :) I've honestly never understood what was so great about breasts. ???
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on July 30, 2010, 01:53:03 AM
Quote from: Plan B on July 21, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
"Not any less perverted than being attracted to flesh balloons filled with milk on the chest." Yusuke shrugged.
I find this amusing. :) I've honestly never understood what was so great about breasts. ???
Well it's a programed reaction that has changed over the course of our history. Most will say it's roots stem from the fact that we're breastfed as infants, and that some fraudian mumbo jumbo extends from that into sexual fascination.
Me? I'm an ass man! 8)
Quote from: OrpheumZero on July 30, 2010, 02:35:24 PM
Me? I'm an ass man! 8)
For me, it's the eyes that really get my heart racing. If a woman's got beautiful eyes and other cute facial features it barely matters what she's got going on below the neck.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on July 30, 2010, 03:44:03 PM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on July 30, 2010, 02:35:24 PM
Me? I'm an ass man! 8)
For me, it's the eyes that really get my heart racing. If a woman's got beautiful eyes and other cute facial features it barely matters what she's got going on below the neck.
Hmm, I do dig cute eyes myself, though I never get a good enough look at them. Of course I'm also a sucker for a cute face as well, even the ones one would call a 'butterface'.
What's a butterface? ???
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on July 30, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
What's a butterface? ???
It's a phrase (a rather rude depending on your opinion) to describe a girl whose not ugly, but isn't exactly very pretty in the face department. It's supposed to be a lame pun, everything's good about her '
but-her-face'.
Still love YuYu Hakusho, the anime and the manga. My only complaint would be that it's too short. The story almost feels rushed to me, like the artist could have done a lot more with those concepts... oh well. :P It would be great to see something else with Keiko here, Yusuke even mentions what a great butt she has and the anime has a scene with her peeing outside in the bushes (not shown but implied.)
"I've honestly never understood what was so great about breasts."
I remember seeing a show on the evolution of sex or something when I was younger that mentioned this. It said that human female breasts stay firm and round all the time, unlike apes, because we walk upright. It's an attractive, round shape close to eye level, just like the rump would be to a monkey walking on all fours. I always think of that when I see the first chapters of Dragon Ball where little Goku tells Bulma she has a butt on her chest, turns out he wasn't so far off! ;) ;D
I'm guessing it's cultural, rather than biological. Otherwise breasts would make all men horny.
I've always thought it was because a big breast would be a sign of better genes or healthy bodies. I've also thought the seemingly obvious; that bigger breasts=more milk, but its not very relative.
Enough boobie discussion, let's get back to the indecent proposals!
Agreed. Just wish this thing would get more traffic dammit *#$# bleep motherbleeping *Head asplodes*
Generator Rex
Circe is in the bathroom of a hideout belonging to the pack, her pants down at her ankles. Her stomach was churning, and she rested her left cheek on her knuckles with a look of discomfort and frustration.
Circe: That's the last time I eat at some cheap burger joint down the block. :xm0014:
She then grimaces as a barrage of wet farts and sharp feeling nuggets of crap blast from her rear. This goes on for several seconds until it aprubtly stops.
Circe: :constipation: At least this place has a working toilet, unlike Van Kleiss' castle in Abyssus. :012:
Suddenly her musing thoughts are broken by the sound of fighting, followed shortly by a massive orange blade cleaving the door in twine. Standing in the now exposed doorway is Rex, dressed in one of the many green suits belonging to his handler, Six.
Circe: R-Rex?! :-[ What are you doing here?!
Rex: Isn't it obvious? I've come to kick butt and make a declaration.
Circe: Huh? ???
The raven haired girl with the red strip is stunned by this comment, not to mention the sudden appearance of thick, soft emerging log.
Rex: I realized something, I shouldn't let my hatred of Van Kleiss prevent us from having at least some kind of relationship. 'Sides, you were right when you said things would be more interesting if we're on opposing sides.
Circie is now trying to hide her embarrassment, born from both Rex's rather romantic confession, and her failing attempts to squeeze her cheeks shut around the log, which only slithers out further from the effort.
Circe: :shit: That's all great and all Rex, but couldn't you have maybe, I don't know taken your time to think on this?
Rex: I did, and you know how I am, when I put my mind to something I can do anything.
The atmosphere is then broken as a blaring fart launches the half emerged log from Circe's bottom, and somehow finally bringing Rex to his senses.
Rex: :006: Whoa! Oh.... Was this....
Circe: Yea, Rex, it was.
Rex: Phew.... and I thought Bobo was bad after eating an entire Grande Taco platter.
Rex then flinches as he realizes his error, now seeing the annoyed look on the girl's face. Before the EVO stomping hero can say a word he's struck dead on by Circe's siren like mouth blast.
Circe: Dork...
Samurai Champloo
Fuu is running through the streets of a village with a pained expression, looking quite undignified with one hand firmly pressed against her bubble butt.
Fuu: OH MAN! :( I've gotta go so bad!
She finally manages to find a vacant bathroom and hurries inside. She clumsily tugs up her kimono and squats down, just in time for the rapid barrage of several inch thick turds that drop into the hole in quick succession. Each one is surprisingly thick for the girl's petite size, a clear result of her notorious appetite.
Fuu: Ha... ha... I really need to think about my diet.. :012:
As the girl continues to unload her overstuffed bowels, a red blur crashes through the wall to her left.
Fuu: Ahhhh! What the *scratch*?!
Mugen: Yo, girly.
Fuu: Mugen?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
This is obviously directed at the fact that the hotheaded samurai has just stumbled upon a girl in her most vulnerable, taking an enormous shit.
Mugen: I know exactly what I'm doing.
Fuu: You do? ???
Mugen: Of course, stupid! I'm here to make you my wife.
Fuu: ??? *Makes a strange, cute sounding wha?....*
However, before Mugen can say another word, the sliding door of the bathroom is opened, where a figure in blue appears.
Fuu and Mugen: Gin?
Gin: I humbly apologize for my intrusion. But I feel that now is the time to make my feelings clears to you. I-
Mugen: What the *scratch* do you think you're *scratch*ing doing? I was here first, *scratch*head!
Gin: I see that this fool still lacks even the most basic manners of civilized behavior.
Mugen: What was that?! >:(
Fuu: Ummmm, guys? :shitbricks:
Both men are now oblivious to the fact that the girl is once more dropping several thick logs, which probably would have stunned anymore actually paying attention to her.
Mugen: That's it, I'm gonna *scratch*ing kill you for sure this time!
Gin: Hmm, perhaps it is time we cease this prolonged postponement of our battle.
The two then begin to fight, their reckless abandon tearing apart the bathroom in no time. All the while, Fuu is trembling as both a huge turd emerges, and the anger of the two men's combined stupidity.
Fuu: WILL YOU TWO GET THE *scratch* OUT?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TAKING A DUMP?! WHAT ARE YOU, PIGS?
But her outburst, and her log plopping noisily out of her perky rear go unheard as the two men continue to fight in the bathroom, which has somehow caught fire.
Here's my Indecent Proposal for you. Please be nice, it's my first one.
Totally Spies
Sam heads into the bathroom of the WOOHP spy girls' house and shuts the door behind her. She lights a few scented candles, walks over to one of the three toilets, lifts the lid, pulls her dark blue jeans and green brief panties down her legs and to her feet and sits on the toilet, leaving herself with peace, privacy and the porcelain as her rear touches the cold seat as she opens a copy of Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights to Page 1.
Sam: *sighs* Nothing like with peace, privacy and the porcelain. :)
Sam is entranced by the book, as her bowels loosen somewhere around page 22. The movement continues more easily, although the pleasant aroma of the incense compromises at the very least. Around page 40 Sam feels much better. She has finished with a neat fart.
Sam: *sighs* To think the cafeteria lunches were good for your system.
Sam puts her book down and is about to grab some toilet paper to wipe herself. Just then, the door crashes down. Sam suddenly jumps back on the toilet, and an intruder walks up to her.
Sam: Who are you and what do you want? My pants are down and I'm on the toilet! >:(
The stranger removes his mask. It is Tim Scam in disguise.
Tim: Sam, I know you think I'm a criminal genius, but deep down, I still love you.
Tim takes a ring from his pocket and holds it up to Clover.
Tim: Sam, will you marry me?
Sam, still seated on the toilet, widens with enthusiasm.
Sam: Yes! I'll marry you! :kawaii:
She jumps off the toilet and hugs Tim, her pants still around her ankles. :-* Just then, Clover and Alex come into the bathroom.
Alex: You okay, Sam?
Clover: Uh...Alex? :o
Clover and Alex see Tim hugging Sam with her pants around her ankles. ??? :-[
Clover: Maybe we'll come back later.
Clover leaves the bathroom. Alex holds her nose.
Alex: Eww! Hope you've opened a window, Sam!
Alex leaves the bathroom still holding her nose. Tim Scam leaves the bathroom as well. Sam sits back down on the toilet.
Tim: Catch you next time, Sam.
Sam, seated on the toilet, watches Tim dreamily and then she takes some toilet paper to wipe herself.
THE END
I hope you like it! And I'll be happy if anyone can illustrate it for me, please.
I have decided to contribute to this thread once more, but this time by way of video.
Basically, I created a video on GoAnimate- It was pretty easy to construct such a scene due to the site's plumping of toilets. Anyway, here goes nothing.
http://goanimate.com/movie/0UcDRNYe1DWc/1 (http://goanimate.com/movie/0UcDRNYe1DWc/1)
Do enjoy.
That was... somewhat weird... I think it would be better without the robot voices...
That's unfortunately the restrictions of such media.
If I'm not mistaken you can use real voices..... it's just that you'd have a hard time finding a cute girl who'd be willing to lend her voice to something like this. :P
Okay, here's one, with a different take on the proposer.
Total Drama World Tour
The contestants are riding in the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, with Team Amazon in Economy Class. They're sleeping when Sierra is suddenly awakened by a twisting stomach cramp, signaling she needs a toilet fast.
Sierra: Ugh, this cramps... Wait a minute!
She notices a sleeping Cody in the bench across from her. Knowing that she's still waiting for him to say the two sacred words 'I do', she thinks of a plan to get that done and to relieve her stomach cramps at the same time.
Sierra: This is just perfect! I think I can get him to finally say 'I do', and we'll be together in holy matrimony for good!
She sneaks up to the sleeping Cody, unlatches the harness belts on him, and slowly drags him to the Economy Class bathroom as she clenches her stomach in pain. She closes the door, turns herself to toilet, lowers her teal jeans and pink frilly panties with "I LUY CODY" stitched on the waistband down to her ankles and sits herself on the toilet. Immediately, she releases a wet fart, startling the sleeping Cody next to her awake.
Cody: Ugh, what was that? *Sniffs a familiar but repulsing odor* What am I doing here? And Sierra, you're doing.... that in front of me?
Sierra: Oh Codykins! I knew that would wake you up, and I even got something really really special to ask you! She then releases a flow of liquid shit into the toilet, further fouling up the bathroom with a foul odor.
Cody: Um, can I get out of here first? Because I'd rather not see you do... that right now. You don't even have a sense of privacy? Because I do believe girls are supposed to have that!
Sierra: You do? YOU DO? Oh my gosh you do! I knew this dream would come true, and it happens in the bathroom! She squeezes Cody on her breasts in a strong embrace, and then releases a large wave of muddy shit, which causes Cody to faint from the smell and sound.
Sierra: Cody? Cody? Wake up Codykins! She tries to shake Cody to wake him up, to no avail. Coooooooooooody!! Noooo!
Sierra is unaware that she this 'marriage' isn't official because there wasn't a witness to make it official, which she'll find out eventually.
I think I got Sierra's stalker behavior down right in this, given the things she done in the actual show.
I recall I did another of these way back, but it felt underwhelming. Thus I'm going to give it another go.
Soul Calibur
Following his unintended intrusion while Talim was doing her deed, Hong Yunseong had since become more aware of the opposite gender's private needs. Thus, a month after his unsuccessful proposition, the Korean was ready for a Take Two. He had inscribed his prose meticulously on paper, and was currently examining his handiwork.
Meanwhile, not far from where Yunseong was positioned, Talim was speeding towards the privy, a hand each guarding her breadbasket and bottom.
Talim: Those Persian delicacies have upset the equilibrium within me. Never has a meal being so mouth-watering and misery-inducing at the same time.
The wind shaman entered hurriedly, before swiftly lowering her translucent slacks and undergarments inches above her deltoid ligaments.
Talim assumed a squatting posture, and could barely utter "chinook" before tawny slush gushed out of her posterior. :shit: This output soon petered out, but promptly heralded the arrival of more mahogany residue, this with a more viscous variety.
Talim: :xm0014: Ack! Even Soul Edge could not have been culpable for such a stench!
Meanwhile, Yunseong was reading his paper intently, almost failing to evade an incoming cart. While the rash redhead did get out of dodge, his inanimate paper was not as fortunate. Assisted by a gale, the parchment barrelled towards the women's waste receptacles. The destination of his script notwithstanding, Yunseong races after the sheet. After a wild script chase, the paper lands on the ground inches away from the ladies' lavatories, barely blemished. Yunseong's momentum however, causes him to ram into the cubicle.
Yunseong: Ow, that was another lesson at the school of hard knocks! :) But, boy am I glad that my efforts have not been in vain.
Yunseong then reads off his script, even going down on one knee for practice purposes. The youngster is so ditzy that he fails to notice his charge causing the weathered door to disintegrate bit by bit.
Yunseong: Girl, you shine so bright that even the Sun pales in comparison with your countenance. You leave me more than enamored with you; one day missing your presence is akin to a flatline...
Before Yunseong can complete his declaration, the door deliquesces, right at where he was.
Yunseong: (Disoriented by the noxious fumes) Talim, nice to see you here...
His slurring is abruptly truncuated by a Scarlet Thunder staff strike to the dome. This causes him to fall face first onto his parchment.
Seong Mina: (Shielding her privates before any perverted male leers) I guess Soul Edge's teachings filled this boy with lust too! Fancy trespassing into sacred territory. In any case, this will be the last occasion I use a public privy. Now... Nyyyyyggghhh :shitbricks:... I've to get this downsized "Scarlet Thunder" out of my rear.
Talim: Ahh, that was reinvigorating! (Sees an unresponsive Yunseong and an embarrased Seong Mina) ??? Oh well, I gather he didn't learn anything from last time.
Seong Mina: Sure he did. He just alternated targets.
Durarara!!
Anri Sonohara entered the girl's bathroom, her usual distant look marked by slight urgency. Looking around the room carefully, she breaths a relieved sigh that no one else is in the room. Choosing a stall, she enters and takes a seat.
"Mhmm." She sighs again, more contently, as her body goes to work evacuating a sizable log and discharge of urine. It was more "peaceful" moments like this that allowed her to clear her thoughts.
However, any clearing she had in mind was interrupted as she heard the door of the restroom open and heard the click of shoes on the tiles. But instead of choosing another stall, the new occupant directly approached Anri's stall. With a panicked look, and a rather hefty sounding splash, Anri had realised she forgot to lock her stall. Like a gentle breeze, a hand pushed the door open effortlessly.
"Hello, Anri." Nasujima, the adulterous teacher greeted Sonohara with his usual calm tone. His leering eyes seemed to take in Anri's shapely figure, which seemed accentuated by sitting on the porcelain throne.
"N-Nasujima..." Anri said with a visible shake, feeling both unnerved by this sudden intrusion, and the growing relief as her bladder resumed to empty.
"I know this may sound bold, but I think you be enticed by a proposition I have for you." Nasujima was about to continue when the restroom door opened, more harshly than before, drawing both his and Anri's attention, the latter who found herself unable to lean out of the stall and check.
"Peeking on girls in the bathroom, are we? Nasujima, you really are one of a kind." A familiar voice called, one full of bravado. Masaomi stood in the open doorway, Mikado looking around behind him wearily, worried about other people seeing them standing within the girl's bathroom.
"Kida... Ryugamine.." Nasujima paled as both boys entered the room, Anri was instead frozen on the spot, beyond shocked. Deciding to cut his losses, the lecherous teacher briskly walked out of the room without a second glance, running down the hall to avoid further confrontation.
"Sorry about that, Booby-baby Anri." Masaomi said, his overblown suave in full gear as he turned to look at the dark haired girl with glasses.
"I-I-I'm fine... thank you." Anri shuffled her feet, trying to avoid eye contact. She was thankful for the assist, but given the still current situation she was in, it was hard to show more sincere gratitude. Mikado blushed deeply, finding himself strangely entranced by the girl's seated appearance.
"It's nothing, just doing what comes naturally to a stud such as myself." Masaomi once more on a self-fulfilling roll. "You know, Anri baby. I'd more than happy to help you in any way possible..."
"H-hey! Masoami... Maybe we should leave her in peace." Mikado interjected, sounding a bit riled by the implications of Masaomi's last comment.
"Oh come on, as though you'd pass up the chance to wipe a girl..."
"I said stop!"
Meanwhile, in another part of Ikebukuro, in a high rise apartment building. Celty Sturluson, the Dullahan, or the Headless Rider as she was known, quietly made her way for the bathroom.
'Looks like the coast is clear...' The headless woman thought to herself as she entered the bathroom, briefly popping her helmeted head out to check for signs of Shinra, her roommate. Closing the door, she approached the toilet with a curious look, even though she lacked a physical face to make such an expression. Looking about the room nervously, Celty unzipped her form fitting biker outfit, even though it was merely a projection of her shadowy powers. Lowering herself onto the cool seat, she removed the helmet and placed it besider her feet on the floor.
"Interesting." A fascinated voice said, startling the supernatural woman. Standing by the door was Shinra, dressed as always in his white doctor's coat.
"Shinra?! What the hell are you doing in here?!" Celty hastily typed into her PDA and held the bewildered message out to be seen.
"Just satisfying an intellectual curiosity..." The young man said, though his perverted grin betrayed something entirely different, or was it the same? "You know, I've been meaning to ask. You do shower, so that means you must get dirty. But I've always wondered, do you poo-" The question went unfinished as the Cat-earred yellow helmet smashed into his face.
"Shinra! I swear I will kill you!" The headless woman stood up, her outfit returning to it's normal form and summoned her scythe, which she pointed the blade towards the slouched man who laid against the bathroom door with a bloodied nose.
"Now now... Celty... No need to get violent..." Shinra nervously laughed.
Life goes on :P
Shame this thread never seems to catch on. And hell, I'd have thought the Durarara!! one would really get some mention.
Quote from: OrpheumZero on October 20, 2011, 09:21:38 PM
"Just satisfying an intellectual curiosity..." The young man said, though his perverted grin betrayed something entirely different, or was it the same? "You know, I've been meaning to ask. You do shower, so that means you must get dirty. But I've always wondered, do you poo-" The question went unfinished as the Cat-earred yellow helmet smashed into his face.
"Shinra! I swear I will kill you!" The headless woman stood up, her outfit returning to it's normal form and summoned her scythe, which she pointed the blade towards the slouched man who laid against the bathroom door with a bloodied nose.
"Now now... Celty... No need to get violent..." Shinra nervously laughed.
So...does she? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Quote from: Toasty on November 05, 2011, 05:19:25 PM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on October 20, 2011, 09:21:38 PM
"Just satisfying an intellectual curiosity..." The young man said, though his perverted grin betrayed something entirely different, or was it the same? "You know, I've been meaning to ask. You do shower, so that means you must get dirty. But I've always wondered, do you poo-" The question went unfinished as the Cat-earred yellow helmet smashed into his face.
"Shinra! I swear I will kill you!" The headless woman stood up, her outfit returning to it's normal form and summoned her scythe, which she pointed the blade towards the slouched man who laid against the bathroom door with a bloodied nose.
"Now now... Celty... No need to get violent..." Shinra nervously laughed.
So...does she? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Who knows... Shinra's curosity might have KILLED HIM! :P
Quote from: OrpheumZero on November 05, 2011, 02:57:30 AM
Shame this thread never seems to catch on.
Well, my excuse is that I don't know many anime well enough to write a scene like this for them.
Then you're useless here!
Throws out old, broken microwave.
Now that that's out of the way...
Turns to Jimmy.
Just watch more shows and pay attention to them!
:P
Quote from: DrBones on November 15, 2008, 08:45:38 PM
Thanks for reviving this Orpheum. I think I have one or two more ideas I could put up next weekend. If we really want to continue these though, we're going to have to start using other characters from the series already up here or more obscure universes as most of the best known ones have been done, (I'm literally looking at my manga/DVD collection next to my desk for ideas.)
I seem to remember an Excel Saga one among the originals if you want to recreate that, or I could (but I really know the manga better than the anime.)
Love what you did with the DBZ short, especially that first line. So whatever Roshi is slipping into her food not only makes her dumps huge and messy, but gives her incredible gas that smells like week-old death. (Hmm... wonder if he would sell me some... ;D ;)) Not only was it a Bulma pic. that originally started this whole thing, but she and Vegeta are the only actual married couple in this thread so far. Maybe I could try one with Krillin and 18.
Now that I think about it, it may have been a good thing that the old thread page was lost...
*rifle bullet whistles past head* :-X
Weight! Let me explain! :001:
That thread was very slow when it died, now we have more stories than ever on here and better versions of the classics. It sucks more than most things I can think of that we keep losing these sites, but as long as they come back bigger and better every time we can keep the community alive.
Well, Bonesy (if you're still here), I did the Excel Saga one... I really should recreate it, since I do vaguely recall it. I read the Samurai Champloo one and laughed from the record-scratch censors and the sheer absurdity that was Bo-bobo.
Ya never know, I may work on some stuff again.
Lollipop Chainsaw
Juliet Starling walks into a stall in the girls bathroom. She unbuttons her shorts and pulls them down her legs with her bikini panties down to her slender ankles and sits her butt on the toilet.
Juliet: Oh God, this is gonna be a REALLY big one!
She lets out a huge turd from her anus and it lands into the water, and a splash douses her rump with cold water.
Juliet: *sigh*
She looks between her slim thighs at the giant torpedo now resting on the bottom of the porcelain bowl.
Juliet: Wow! I really had to go so badly! *giggles* This is gonna take me some serious wiping, too... =D
She reaches out for some toilet paper, but she only has the last square.
Juliet: *gasp* No way! Well, call this karma... l:(
Just then, an explosion erupts. The stall walls fall down, and the toilets are exposed. Only Juliet, sitting on the pot, is bewildered.
Juliet: Son of a bitch! Since when did we have nuclear explosion tests at school, now? >:(
Just then, Nick, Juliet's boyfriend, brings a roll of toilet paper with him. Juliet covers her legs with her arms.
Juliet: Nick! Oh...um... Sorry if I'm on the potty, right now. :-[
Nick: No. I'm sorry, Juliet. I...I brought you a new TP roll.
He gives it to her, and she takes it.
Juliet: Oh, thank you. :)
Nick takes a small box out from his pocket.
Nick: Juliet...you are the most beautiful and high-spirited girl I know and love. Will you marry me?
Juliet looks at the ring, and smiles.
Juliet: It's beautiful... :kawaii: YES! Yes, of course I will. I accept!
She jumps off the toilet and hugs Nick despite her shorts and undies down around her ankles and her dirty butt.
Juliet: I love you so much, Nick! *giggles*
She then realises that her pants are down and her backside is unwiped.
Juliet: Um...I forgot something.
Nick: Oh, sorry. I'll go wait outside-
Juliet: No! Don't go! Keep me company, please? *whispers* I'll let you wipe my bum-bum...
Nick: Well...alright, my beloved.
Nick takes some toilet paper and wipes Juliet's ass for her. Then, he washes his hands as Juliet pulls her undies and shorts back up. She then flushes the toilet, but it gurgles.
Juliet: Oh my...
Nick: I'm sure it happens to the best of us, sweetie.
Juliet: You're right...I guess it does! *giggles*
Nick and Juliet walk out the bathroom holding hands.
THE END
Cool, dude. I might post some of my own Idecent Proposals here involving all the games I like. As a matter of fact, give me some time, I'll have one here in a second. I hope everyone likes it.
Thank you so much! Go right ahead to do so!
This is my very first post in Indecent Proposals, so Please go easy on me if it sucks.
Resident Evil: A bad time
*Jill walks into her bathroom and shuts the door*
Jill: :toidesp: Damn traffic! Three freaking hours? Freaking ridiculous! >:( My bladder's killing me!
*Jill pulls up her skirt, pulls down her white panties and sits down on the toilet*
*Jill's bladder releases the cotents it collected over her three hours of desperation into the toilet bowl and she sighs with relief*
Jill: :) Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I needed this more than anything today.
*Jill's cellphone rings*
*Jill reaches inside her skirt pocket and takes out her cellphone*
*Her caller is identified as Leon Scott Kennedy*
Jill: *Answers the phone* Hello?
Leon: *On phone* Hey, Jill! How are you?
Jill: I'm fine, what about you?
Leon: *On phone* Same here. Er...
*Jill could tell he was nervous about something*
Jill: Leon, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
Leon: *On phone* Yeah, everything's fine, it's just, uh, I was just wondering if... um... If I could come over to tell you something important.
Jill: Of course you can come over, but what's the matter?
*Jill stops as she remembers that she's still peeing*
Jill: Uh, Leon, actually now's not a good time.
*The only part Leon caught was that he had full permission to come over and pay her a visit*
Leon: *Now excited* Really? Okay! Just give me a few seconds!
Jill: Uh, Leon-
Leon: *On phone* Hang on a second. *Puts her on hold for several seconds*
Leon: *whispering* Oh, fuck.
*Leon hangs up*
Jill: *Turning off her cellphone* Why did he hang up like tha-
WHAM!!!
*Jill looks up to see That Leon had ran inside and shut the door*
*Leon had his back up against the door, and from the looks of things, he had been running like hell from something*
Jill: *Cuts off her stream and covers up her private area* Leon! What the hell are you doing in here?!
Leon: Well, I- er, you see- I-I-don't know where to start, I-
Jill: There better be a good reason why you're in here while I'm trying to take a piss!
Leon: Er, Jill, I-
*Leon casted his nervousness aside and got down on one knee in front of Jill*
*Jill watched as Leon reached inside his jacket and took out a wonderful box, when upon being opened, revealed a ring unlike anything she had ever seen before*
Jill: :o
Leon: Jill, I came over to ask you something. Will you marry me?
Jill: *Now excited* Yes!
*Jill kissed him and her bladder could no longer hold in her built-up urine*
*As she continued to pee, Jill remembered what she was doing in her bathroom in the first place and looked at Leon*
Jill: Leon, will you please leave now so I can finish what I have to do?
Leon: Can't.
Jill: Why not?
WHAM!
*Moans could be heard outside as what sounded like a small horde of zombies as they continued to beat on the door with all their might*
*Leon slammed his back up against it once again*
Leon: That's why.
THE END.
Eventually, at some point, Leon and Jill killed the zombies, escaped, and lived to tell the tale.
Thanks for reading, fellow Users. I hope everyone likes this.
It's been four months and eight days since I contributed to the Indecent Proposals, so I thought I'd post another one to keep this Thread going. Here's my second Indecent Proposal, based on Zombie Panic!: Source.
Zombie Panic!: Source: Right time, odd place.
*The Survivors walk into the deserted town*
*The town also has a Church and a Gas Station*
*Eugene looks back at the looks on everyone's faces, to see the looks they're giving out as they examine the horizon are looks of anger, disbelief, and disappointment*
*Eugene speaks up*
Eugene: Okay, I admit I THOUGHT this would be a good place to head to.
Marcus: It's not really much of a good idea, Eugene. We need to hunt for weapons, ammo, and supplies and get the hell out of here.
*Paul walks into the middle of the street*
Paul: Oh,-ho-ho, yeah! Perfect spot, guys! *Laughs* If you wanna' die and shit! Whatever, dude.
*Just then, the sound of moans and "I sense their presence!" could be heard from down the road they came*
Marcus: *Looks at everyone* And the sooner we start looking for the things we need, the better."
*Everyone begins to prepare*
*Jessica's stomach growls and she clutches it. She also notices that she hasn't emptied her bladder in the past few hours, either*
*Jessica looks at Marcus*
Jessica: Marcus, I need to take care of something real quick. :012:
Marcus: You may want to hurry, because you heard what was coming this way.
Jessica: I will. *Takes off for the Gas Station bathroom*
*Before she goes through the Gas Station's bathroom door Paul takes a Walther PPK out of his Jeans pocket and looks at it with a look of You gotta' be kidding me.*
Paul: *Looks up at Vanessa* Can I get a gun or what?! >:( ???
*Vanessa tosses him a Remington pump action pistol grip shotgun and a box of shells, which he catches*
Vanessa: Here, maybe you'll shut up.
*Inside the bathroom*
*Jessica shuts the door and locks it*
*Jessica puts the toilet's lid up, pulls down her Jeans and underwear, and sits down on the toilet*
*Jessica's bladder begins to empty its contents into the toilet bowl*
Jessica: Aaaahhhh, that feels good after I held it in for so long. :)
*Outside the Gas Station bathroom*
*Marucs has managed to climb onto a billboard's platform next to the Gas Station*
*Eugene had climbed up onto the roof via the ladder on the back of the Gas Station*
*Vanessa and Lea were checking out the church for weapons, ammo, and supplies*
*And Paul was walking around the Gas Station*
*Eugene looked to his left at the road they just came in on a few minutes ago*
*Zombies were coming up the road, being led by a Carrier Zombie*
Carrier Zombie: They're mine!
Eugene: Holy shit! Get ready, they're here! :001: *Opens fire with his AK-47*
Marcus: Dammit! They've caught up with us! *Opens fire with his M4*
*Inside the Gas Station's bathroom*
Jessica's bladder was finally empty*
*Jessica doubles over*
Jessica: Oh, man. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG. *A log comes out*
*It lands in the toilet*
*Another log comes out*
Jessica: Ugh.
*A third log comes out*
*Jessica keeps struggling*
*Paul backs away from the Carrier Zombie* (Both are behind the Gas Station)
Carrier Zombie: Join me!
Paul: Come on, bitch! You ain't shit! 8) *Brings up the Walther PPK's ironsights*
*Back in the Gas Station's bathroom*
*Jessica is still having a hard time getting the piece of crap out of her*
Jessica: Damn! This difficult! I didn't think this would happen!
*Finally, after much straining, it comes out and lands in the toilet*
Jessica: Phew. *Wipes sweat off of her forehead with the back of her right arm*
WHAM!!!
*Paul is shoved through the door and up against the wall by the Carrier Zombie*
Carrier Zombie: AGH! UGH! ARRRRRRRGH!
Paul: ??? What the hell is wrong with you, dude?!
*Paul kicks it out the door and walks over to it, Walther PPK in hand*
*He shoots the Carrier Zombie in the head and turns around to look at Jessica*
Paul: Whoa, I guess I caught you at a bad time.
Jessica: *Covers her private area up* Yes, you did, Paul. Could you leave, please?
Paul: Er, I was heading out in a few minutes but-
Jessica: Paul, I'm on the toilet. Couldn't you not leave? What part of privacy don't you understand?
Paul: Well, what I wanted to say is, er...
Jessica: What did you want to tell me, Paul?
*Paul gets down on one knee and takes a box out of his Jeans pocket, which he opens in front of her*
Paul: Jessica, will you marry me?
Jessica: *Excited* Yes!
*She kisses him*
*After they're done*
Jessica: If you can wait a minute, Paul, I'll be right out with you guys.
Paul: Sure thing, I'll be right here.
*He stood near the door*
*Jessica cleans up her private area first, and then her ass*
*A Zombie wearing a green camo vest stumbled up to him, but he shot it in the head*
Paul: Huh, you ain't talking all that EAUGHUGHEARGHAGH shit now, are you?!
*Jessica stands up, pulls up her Jeans and Underwear, and flushes the toilet*
*Jessica puts the toilet's lid down and equipped her Glock 18*
Jessica: Let's go.
Paul: Let's roll.
*They walk out, Handguns at the ready*
Marcus: *Standing in the Church doorway* Get everyone inside, Eugene! Will hold 'em off here until we can escape!
Eugene: *Motioning over to where he's at with his free hand* Come on! Over here!
*A Zombie wearing a leather jacket gets up off of the ground and another Carrier Zombie crawls up out of the hole in the street*
*Paul shoots the leather jacket wearing Zombie and the Carrier Zombie in the head*
Jessica: This will be something to tell our kids. *Laughs*
Paul: Yeah, I agree with you. *Laughs*
*Both walk into the Church and Eugene shuts and locks the door. Soon, they barricade it*
*They hold out and fend off all of the Zombies and afterwards, when they're done, they dispose of the corpses, and head out to find another place to stay*
The End.
Well, there you go. My second Indecent Proposal. I hope that this can the Thread alive and going. Thanks for reading, Fellow Users. I hope everyone liked this one as well.
Great proposals, UndeadRiot!
Thanks, man! If I can come up with any more ideas, I'll post them here.
Same here! :) I'll also be working on with with Kim Possible. ;)
Cool, dude! I used to watch Kim Possible when I was a kid.