The title speaks for itself. What is the weirdest idea for a story that you've come up with? Did you ever write it or did it never come to be because it was too weird or difficult to write?
For me my weirdest idea for a story involved the leading female protagonists from each Yu-Gi-Oh series fighting it out in a three way duel. Each girl was hooked up to a machine that pumped 1mL of enema solution into them for each life point lost. The challenge was to see who would last the longest before loosing it. That's about as far as I thought into it, I'm not a huge enema fan but I had been thinking about doing a Yugioh fic for a while and since a lot of the duels involve a penalty it sort of just came to me. I never wrote it though because I couldn't think of a way to portray the duelling.
So what were your ideas? Maybe you'll give someone else some inspiration.
Most of my weird ideas are the dreams I've posted here. I've made other weird ideas into challenges. But I can think of 2 ideas that are so weird I never posted them.
1. In some past era or magical world, a warship is supposed to be spattered with the blood of 100 virgins as a protective spell. Somebody who opposes such bloodletting points out that bile is used-up blood, and bile is present in urine. So instead the ritual is performed with 100 virgins peeing on the ship.
2. A girl wants to break up with her boyfriend, but wants to disgust and offend him so much that he breaks up with her so she won't have to actually break up with him. So when she's over at his house she escuses herself to "the little girls' room" and takes a dump, and has her friends sneak in the window and take dumps in the same toilet without flushing. And she pretends it all came out of her to gross out the guy.
That second story sounds quite hot. Having many girls relieve themselves in each others company sounds like a good scene.
Yes those are good scenes! I hope somebody takes up the challenge, even if it is silly and unbelievable. I've also have a related idea where girls frame a popular girl for clogging a toilet, but I have no idea how that would work.
More like a weird fetish fantasy that sort of preceeded my girls pooping fetish; girls pooping buildings.... yea..... :-[
Girls pooping buildings?!? ??? Can you explain?
Mainly it was just the mother from Wild Thornberries crapping buildings. Yea, it was weird and I don't know why.
You mean literally? As in she was Giantess-sized and buildings came out of her?
Nope, just regular size, and yet somehow crapping buildings. Are you really gonna try to make sense of this when you're asking for the strangest things? :P
I suppose a normal-sized woman could poop a building. You could use her fresh poop, combined with straw, to build a shelter to protect you from the deadly Serengeti sun. Was that an episode of The Wild Thornburys? :)
Here are two stories that were too weird for me to ever write, if any of you are psychiatrists please tell me WTF is up with them.
1. A woman has been stalking another woman and decides to brainwash her into being her lover. To do so she stages an accident and kidnaps her in the confusion before rushing her to a private facility where the woman wakes up in what appears to be a hospital room. Her kidnapper then comes in as a nurse and tells her that she was hurt and needs to spend a few months diapered in this "hospital" with her being the only contact to the outside world. Over time the woman is convinced through Stockholm syndrome and drugs that she is in love with her kidnapper as well as diaper dependent.
2. The queen of an ancient/alien society has a slave who has been trained to love being her mistress' toilet and can only have her diaper changed by the queen. As we follow the queen and her slave wwe see the strangely loving relationship between them as well as the society's political and cultural make up.
No, just thought the mom was kind of hot with the wide hips. As I said, it was what sort of lead into the pooping fetish in general.
I remember more than once imagining "Battleshits world championship"
However, I never really figured out how it would work.
At least 50 women were in the final round.
Quote from: blank on November 27, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
I remember more than once imagining "Battleshits world championship"
However, I never really figured out how it would work.
At least 50 women were in the final round.
Well techincally a final round can only have 2 people facing off, unless it's some kind of team based thing. Granted, I've been tempted to do a story or two where the girls poop massive amounts like in the S2x pics or that one artist who draws girls pooping logs that are almost as big around as they are. Would it be silly? Yes. But it could work if the right series was used. Somehow, I'm wondering if that Disgaea series would be fitting for epics turds the size of ostrich eggs.
Quote from: blank on November 27, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
I remember more than once imagining "Battleshits world championship"
However, I never really figured out how it would work.
At least 50 women were in the final round.
I'd pay to see that. Who would you have as the two finalists?
I had an idea for one kinda like Jimmy's ship pissing idea. A clan of elves in some fantasy forest need to renew their great tree, so they have a sort of festival/ritual where they go down into the burrows underneath it in groups and relieve themselves on the roots.
Quote from: SharkBait on November 29, 2011, 07:54:36 AM
A clan of elves in some fantasy forest need to renew their great tree, so they have a sort of festival/ritual where they go down into the burrows underneath it in groups and relieve themselves on the roots.
An Arbor Day public urination festival? I like it! =D
Quote from: phil on November 28, 2011, 08:31:28 PM
Quote from: blank on November 27, 2011, 09:35:43 PM
I remember more than once imagining "Battleshits world championship"
However, I never really figured out how it would work.
At least 50 women were in the final round.
I'd pay to see that. Who would you have as the two finalists?
Sakura would have to be one of them. ;)
I just remembered a couple other weird story ideas.
A while back I started writing a modern interpretation of Alice in Wonderland. After a while I realized it had been done too many times already, and I wasn't very good at it. Anyway, I was going to have her size altered plus and minus like in the original book when she's trying to get the key to the garden. Except it's the key to the restroom she badly needs to visit, and when she's expanded she gets so big she almost snaps her neck on the ceiling, and wets herself out of fear. Then she shrinks and it's like the chapter with the ocean of tears, only with pee instead. Yeah, weird idea.
Another idea I never developed (because it made no damn sense) would have been an ensemble cast fantasy set aboard a ship that sails underground. They're in search of a new food supply, because failing crops will cause starvation in several countries if something doesn't change. One of the countries consists of a race who can survive on another type of food unsuitable to the other races, except they need the crops for fiber. So one of the characters is a constipated girl, and their mission needs to succeed in order to end a constipation epidemic in that country. The story/book would presumably end with countless women pooping at the same time.
I got one. Catherine's storyline. How about that?
I'm resurrecting this because of a weird idea I had. You know those long balloons that the ones clowns make animals out of? Imagine one of those, only maybe made of biodegradable material. I think you may know where I'm going from here. Imagine if a villainess filled one up with toxic gas and concealed it in her colon. It would be like the usual comic book scene where somebody sneaks in in disguise, makes it through security, then gasses the guards and goes to work on their heist or other evil scheme. In this case she wouldn't even need to sneak a weapon through security. She'd just break the balloon through muscular contraction and everyone would pass out from her gas attack. I know, I have weird thoughts.
It's not all that weird, or at least no weirder than some of the ideas that Hollywood screenwriters come up with. Such as whoever came up with the similar scene in Last Action Hero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Action_Hero). That Wikipedia page has a summary.
Also, there's a similar idea in one of the Man-Kzin Wars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-Kzin_Wars) stories, "The Heroic Myth of Lieutenant Nora Argamentine". To summarize: The Humans have recently won the (first) war against the felinoid Kzinti aliens, and a pair of Kzinti are returning some Human prisoners/slaves/test subjects (including the eponymous Lieutenant Argamentine). One of them has the idea of inserting poison gas capsules in the (unconscious and sedated) prisoners' rectums and releasing them remotely to kill everyone on the Humans' ship. The other Kzinti (who is a huge coward) is afraid that the plan might fail and the Humans kill them in retaliation, so he switches the poison with harmless CO2. Afterwards, someone on the rescuing ship mentions that CO2 levels are slightly elevated, then disregards it due to being a fairly common problem on spacecraft.
Now for a plot point like this to work in one of our stories, I could only imagine that no lethal poison would be involved (because death can be a bit of a buzzkill).
As an added twist, the balloon could be fitted with a timer to avoid the unpredictability of intestinal contractions, and when the job is briefly delayed for whatever reason she has to struggle to avoid accidentally gassing her own teammates.
Yes, I like the intestinal time bomb idea! =D
Does anybody feel like writing this?
Funny you should mention this. I just watched the 9th One Piece movie; "Episode of Chopper Plus: Bloom in Winter, Miracle Sakura!". The movie adds a new villain, a brother to the original villain Wapul, Musshuru (Mushroom). His devil fruit powers are poison/spore based, and are contained in his stomach and must be released after a certain period of time. Maybe working along those sort of lines might help in the inspiration.
You've got me thinking, Orpheum. So maybe instead of knockout gas it's spores that possess or morph people.
I'm thinking some kind of "body horror" plot about distributing alien pods. Typical sci-fi plot. Only this alien menace has already been discovered, and there are "good guys" who are doing a tremendous job of finding and eradicating the pods. So to transport them to an unsuspecting new locale, the desperate alien sympathizers are now trying unorthodox methods. A scientist has bred an especially small pod, and he shoves it into a capsule and tricks an unsuspecting woman into thinking it's a laxative. She pops the pill and boards her flight. Now her gurgling tummy is an alien time bomb ticking away. When her constipated anus finally opens up, it will unleash the force that will conquer the Earth!
It's a crazy idea, but maybe some writer could make it work?
Sounds like a possibly less violent version of the butthole alien from that Dreamcatcher book/movie, only without the violent decimation of the host's anus :P
I wrote a story about a girl attacked on the toilet by a monster. It's onb my page, and you'll also find a sequel I made for it.
Quote from: SharkBait on November 29, 2011, 07:54:36 AM
I had an idea for one kinda like Jimmy's ship pissing idea. A clan of elves in some fantasy forest need to renew their great tree, so they have a sort of festival/ritual where they go down into the burrows underneath it in groups and relieve themselves on the roots.
I forgot all about this post, but I definitely read it when you made it, and I think your idea must have been somewhere in my mind when I devised the plot for "Rules of the Orchard."
Orpheum: I forgot all about that movie. It deserved to be forgotten.
Harry: Did you post in the wrong thread by accident?
Last night I dreamed of a weird story. A group of girls were experimenting with a formula that creates enormous rock hard shits. The reason they used it is so that they could destroy toilets in businesses they don't like, and not get fined for vandalism. They also had to train their anus with various buttplugs to make their anus wide enough to shit out the enormous logs.
It was cheddar cheese melted around opiates, Metamucil, metabolic accelerents, and a few other things that I don't remember.
Sounds like a great idea for a fic! I especially like the idea that destructive dumps are a loophole to avoid vandalism charges.
Any writer should feel free to make a story about the gigantic shit formula and battleshits world tournament. I just don't have what it takes to write something at this time.
I'll try to write this if I can think of a good reason why a group of women want to stretch their bowels to the limit to vandalize some business/establishment. I might even write my own continuation of "Loaded and Ready" since that's kind of the same thing.
Or even something like my first Sakura story, where she's getting back at a peeping tom by devasting his toilet with her mighty ass :P
I thought about that, but I'm trying to avoid looking like I'm remaking someone else's fic. There's also a comic where a girl gets revenge on a janitor for making fun of her fat rump. I'm looking for something new.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on August 09, 2012, 11:39:47 PM
I thought about that, but I'm trying to avoid looking like I'm remaking someone else's fic. There's also a comic where a girl gets revenge on a janitor for making fun of her fat rump. I'm looking for something new.
One of my favorites (if you're talking about the Mamabliss one).
Also, regarding the formula/vandalism: maybe they're protesting the establishment. They want to bankrupt the business because the owner uses some business practice that isn't above board. Or he is a bad employer. Something like that...
The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron. Yeah, in my defense, I was rewatching Claymore when I came up with it.
Yea, the one with the janitor does sound like that Mamabliss comic. It's not too bad, but man if the art can't be a little perplexing at times, and of course the jokes are just corny as shit (pun unintended). Seriously, a girl refusing to poop is a cute idea, but the cartoonish closing it off really just seemed stupid to me for some reason.
Quote from: BlueSniper on August 14, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron.
You should keep pondering this idea. A good story could come out of it. I've always loved the idea of women eating humanly impossible things then having to poop them out.
I have a somewhat similar challenge: http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/modules/challenges/challenges.php?chalid=154 (http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/modules/challenges/challenges.php?chalid=154)
I'm constantly being nagged by the idea of a used diaper factory: like hundreds of female workers (or slaves) suspended by chains in rows in some building, given food and drink till they use their diapers, which will then be processed for some medical/industrial reason. Occasionally supervisors come by and give their garments a good patdown to check on their progress, and administer diuretics or laxatives if they aren't producing enough. Eventually someone slips through the cracks and never gets changed until her diaper bursts all over the floor in front of everybody because the way they're bound up assists their "rate of production" or something like that.
That's kind of a neat idea, Paragon. It's a little dark though, with the woman unable to even move. I think it would be more entertaining if the women are more conventional slaves, moving about and performing labors, but wearing magical/technological bodysuits that they aren't allowed to take off. Something inside the suit collects their precious waste for export. And if something goes wrong, there are suit-specialists who handle it, while the woman wearing the suit is powerless to fix it. That's a plot I'd like to read, maybe even write. How does it sound to you?
EDIT: HOW DO I INTO READING COMPREHENSION
Actually, the whole free-roaming labor bit is/was an alternate version I was considering too. The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below. But I figured that the mass bondage/slavery would be a little too bleak to write (as though characters would sign up to be in chains till they soiled themselves?) so I came up with something less fleshed out than that alternate scenario you just mentioned. Yours sounds way more feasible and less grimdark, in my opinion. If you wanna have fun with the setting, go ahead! (I can't write bondage to save my life. :l Not really all that into it myself.)
edit #2: also another weird idea
A bunch of researchers want to test out a pheromone-like chemical that induces specific types of people to urinate/defecate in a specific area. So they spray an unassuming, hidden corner of some alley in a city with various doses and compositions to see if the drug is powerful enough to encourage women to relieve themselves in public.
The story itself would be a round robin, with different authors changing the dosage and targets around. Someone might write up a "test result" for a weak brew that induces mild desperation in college-age girls, while another might test a ridiculously strong potion that compels grown women to grab some cardboard box lying in the alley and outright defecate into it.
Quote from: paragon on August 27, 2012, 07:14:42 PM
The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below.
Can you link me to it? I'd like to get a mental image of this waste-slavery you speak of.
BlueSniper: I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic. A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding. She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply. But she realizes a better way. She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them. They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces. The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste. How does that sound?
Unfortunately, since DiaperedAnime bit it, I can't find the edit anywhere. But I did find the original, so just imagine Sam in a tight green shirt that reads "Big Baby Samantha" and a soggy diaper while Clover feels her up through it.
I can't view the image.
Whoops.
http://i.imgur.com/xWg1R.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/xWg1R.jpg)
Here's what I came up with from BlueSniper's post: A LadyLand (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LadyLand) type country is at war, and they need "female mana" to power spells that counter the enemy's "male mana" (blatant ripoff of the whole "two sides of magic" idea from Wheel of Time). But male mana is much easier to produce, since it comes from "aggression" and female mana comes from "nurturing". Normally the only way to harvest female mana in a usable form is from the excess breastmilk produced by a truly loving mother (why yes, this scenario does stray into lactation, thanks for noticing), but that's a very slow process, and war has already depleted years' worth of mana reserves. Now, necessity births invention and a genius mage devises a plan, which forms the upshot of the whole thing: well-endowed young volunteers are induced to lactate (probably with magic, maybe with the help of an actual mother, I can't really decide which is preferable), then breastfeed from each other, causing the mana to build up in their bodies until it starts to overflow and come out in their big soft dumps.
A little more detailed than the usual outline, I know, but that always seems to happen with my ideas.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on August 30, 2012, 10:27:30 PM
Quote from: paragon on August 27, 2012, 07:14:42 PM
The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below.
Can you link me to it? I'd like to get a mental image of this waste-slavery you speak of.
BlueSniper: I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic. A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding. She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply. But she realizes a better way. She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them. They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces. The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste. How does that sound?
=D =D =D
*cracks knuckles*
(for the record, I actually did crack my knuckles just then)
EF: I actually hadn't seen your post before I responded, but maybe there's some way I can combine the two. Plus, you get extra points for linking to TVTropes.
Just coming in from left field here - in medieval fictions involving magic and sorcery there NEED to be an instance of a urge and/or butt ample enough that a well needs to replace a normal toilet or outhouse. Just saying. 8)
Sounds like that Seiquon no qwaiser or whatever it's called, but without the breast expansion, and having to use breast milk itself to perform the magic.
Ha! Found that edit I was rambling on about earlier:
http://diaperedanime.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/11905/title/baby-sam-edit/cat/588
(http://diaperedanime.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/11905/title/baby-sam-edit/cat/588)
http://i.imgur.com/IBswM.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/IBswM.jpg)
I know this is my first reply to an old thread like this, but here is my choice for what Jimmy Olsen suggested with the two categories:
2. A girl wants to break up with her boyfriend, but wants to disgust and offend him so much that he breaks up with her so she won't have to actually break up with him. So when she's over at his house she excuses herself to "the little girls' room" and takes a dump, and has her friends sneak in the window and take dumps in the same toilet without flushing. And she pretends it all came out of her to gross out the guy.
Here is the the ending I came up for it: the girl's boyfriend is turned on by this to her surprise, so the girl decides to stay with her boyfriend.
I'd forgotten all about that! =D I do hope somebody writes it.
Me too.
Say, how about a girl or a neko cat girl using a litterbox to go potty in? It does sound cute, huh?
I wrote a scene like that in the interactive stories. It's under "Alien Toilet."
I'm bumping this thread to remind people that it's full of great ideas that no one has written yet.Below is a summary of what I consider the highlights.
Quote from: phil on November 11, 2011, 04:46:20 AM
For me my weirdest idea for a story involved the leading female protagonists from each Yu-Gi-Oh series fighting it out in a three way duel. Each girl was hooked up to a machine that pumped 1mL of enema solution into them for each life point lost. The challenge was to see who would last the longest before loosing it.
Quote from: SharkBait on November 29, 2011, 07:54:36 AM
A clan of elves in some fantasy forest need to renew their great tree, so they have a sort of festival/ritual where they go down into the burrows underneath it in groups and relieve themselves on the roots.
Quote from: blank on August 07, 2012, 08:26:38 PM
A group of girls were experimenting with a formula that creates enormous rock hard shits. The reason they used it is so that they could destroy toilets in businesses they don't like, and not get fined for vandalism. They also had to train their anus with various buttplugs to make their anus wide enough to shit out the enormous logs.
Quote from: paragon on August 27, 2012, 07:14:42 PM
A bunch of researchers want to test out a pheromone-like chemical that induces specific types of people to urinate/defecate in a specific area. So they spray an unassuming, hidden corner of some alley in a city with various doses and compositions to see if the drug is powerful enough to encourage women to relieve themselves in public.
The story itself would be a round robin, with different authors changing the dosage and targets around. Someone might write up a "test result" for a weak brew that induces mild desperation in college-age girls, while another might test a ridiculously strong potion that compels grown women to grab some cardboard box lying in the alley and outright defecate into it.
Quote from: paragon on August 24, 2012, 03:12:47 AM
I'm constantly being nagged by the idea of a used diaper factory: like hundreds of female workers (or slaves) suspended by chains in rows in some building, given food and drink till they use their diapers, which will then be processed for some medical/industrial reason. Occasionally supervisors come by and give their garments a good patdown to check on their progress, and administer diuretics or laxatives if they aren't producing enough. Eventually someone slips through the cracks and never gets changed until her diaper bursts all over the floor in front of everybody because the way they're bound up assists their "rate of production" or something like that.
Quote from: BlueSniper on August 14, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron. Yeah, in my defense, I was rewatching Claymore when I came up with it.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on August 30, 2012, 10:27:30 PM
I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic. A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding. She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply. But she realizes a better way. She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them. They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces. The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on June 29, 2012, 05:12:14 PM
You know those long balloons that the ones clowns make animals out of? Imagine one of those, only maybe made of biodegradable material. I think you may know where I'm going from here. Imagine if a villainess filled one up with toxic gas and concealed it in her colon. It would be like the usual comic book scene where somebody sneaks in in disguise, makes it through security, then gasses the guards and goes to work on their heist or other evil scheme. In this case she wouldn't even need to sneak a weapon through security. She'd just break the balloon through muscular contraction and everyone would pass out from her gas attack.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on August 05, 2012, 04:45:45 AM
You've got me thinking, Orpheum. So maybe instead of knockout gas it's spores that possess or morph people.
I'm thinking some kind of "body horror" plot about distributing alien pods. Typical sci-fi plot. Only this alien menace has already been discovered, and there are "good guys" who are doing a tremendous job of finding and eradicating the pods. So to transport them to an unsuspecting new locale, the desperate alien sympathizers are now trying unorthodox methods. A scientist has bred an especially small pod, and he shoves it into a capsule and tricks an unsuspecting woman into thinking it's a laxative. She pops the pill and boards her flight. Now her gurgling tummy is an alien time bomb ticking away. When her constipated anus finally opens up, it will unleash the force that will conquer the Earth!
Bumping this for Jimmy's post as well as my own too-strange-for-the-challenges section story:
A public utilities company in a huge city releases a phone app that conveniently shows on a map all the public toilets it maintains. But either through a glitch or the company being evil, the app subliminally renders its (female) users borderline incontinent whenever they're out of range of one of their toilets (if the company's evil, they might charge for each usage). Naturally, accidents and diaper sales skyrocket in the city until someone risks a very public accident (in front of a company, crowd, or on a big electronic screen downtown like Times Square) to stop the company's broadcast.
Wouldn't there be toilets by a different company that they could use? Wouldn't making them desperate when they're out of range be counterproductive?
That would only be a problem if it really is intentional. If you want my twist on the idea, it would work better if the idea was to magnify a user's existing desperation as she got closer to a marked toilet, to "encourage" her to make use of the service rather than wait for a more convenient time or look for something cheaper.
To put a stop to this, some enterprising individual sneaks into a press conference held right after a long executive meeting and gives the (conveniently young and female) CEO a taste of her own medicine by running up and "applying" the app to her (shoving a phone in her face seems kinda lame... maybe it works by a subaural sound? That's why I don't like trying to work fantastical phlebotinum into an otherwise realistic story. The more you try to do with it the more unrealistic it seems). Of course, after the meeting, her bladder happened to be a bit more full than the saboteur expected...
Yes, that makes more sense. And the very faint sound or running water playing in the background when people are in a phonecall could make them feel like they need to pee without knowing why.
But for very serious desperation with both bladder and bowels, the author will probably have to make up something totally fictional. So maybe it should be set well in the future, or in some kind of fantastical parallel world. That could also help for making it believable that pay toilets are common. Heck, maybe these toilets are so stingy you have to swipe your credit card just to open the lid, and have to swipe it again if you need more than the usual amount of toilet paper.
Idk I think subconcious desperation via high frequency audio signals would be good and realistic. Plus I'm not really sure about all the facts but isn't there supposed to be a mysterious "brown note" that makes you poop your pants. Who knows, maybe it's just something South Park made up, but I think it'd be perfect for like the app's notification/ringtone sound.
...Thanks to the post above, I can imagine a story where a scientist undergoes a rather lengthy research into finding an audio signal of that nature, being holed up in her lab for hours. And once she finds something...Well, you know the rest that's soon to come. ^^
1: South Park didn't make that up, someone else did. It probably started with some tests that NASA did and the story got exaggerated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note)
2: "subconcious desperation via high frequency audio signals" is a group of words that sounds like it should mean something but doesn't.
If you absolutely have to set your story in the present day with no magical or technological phlebotinum whatsoever and try to shoehorn in technology that doesn't exist, then Pogo's idea of "a genius scientist did it" would be a decent approach (comic books do that sort of thing all the time). Just don't bother trying to explain it with jargon. That way you can treat it like any other phlebotinum without having to bother with all that pesky "reality" stuff.
What? How does the idea of a hypnotic audio recording that is played at a frequency we can barely hear sound "like it should work but doesn't"? Hey I know there's nothing like it now but if we have the technology for hypnosis tapes (http://www.hypnosis-audio.com/ (http://www.hypnosis-audio.com/)) and for dog whistles or ultrasonic ringtones I think there can be a near future where these exist. Instead of coming up with a nonsensical Deus Ex Machina to solve the problem why don't we try and make a believable scenario? It's rough coming up with non magical reasons to force spontaneous desperation/accidents but its always nice coming up with something new. As for comic books I as a reader have been astounded by the real world technology these things are based on or even sometimes inspire. But thanks for the link on that whole Brown Note thing, fun stuff that I was previously unaware of.
Now see, "hypnotic music at a frequency we can barely hear" is much better (partly because hypnosis is so poorly understood that it counts as a form of magic), but "subconscious" isn't the same thing as "hypnotic", and "high frequency" doesn't mean "at the edge of audibility" (high frequency isn't necessarily the best way to go about achieving "barely audible", partly because the upper range of human hearing varies a great deal. Low frequency might be better for that and some other reasons, or for that matter just "almost too quiet to hear"). The issue I had was with the technical-sounding description of a subliminal suggestion, not the premise itself.
I'd also like to point out that non-explained phlebotinum isn't necessarily nonsensical or a Deus Ex Machina. The sort of thing Stephen King likes to pull in his usual "realistic but with something mysterious going on" kind of settings works just fine without explanation, as long as the characters don't act like they understand what's happening either. Likewise, the Ring of Fire series (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Fire_series) is premised on something bizarre that never receives a real explanation, yet it doesn't detract from the story.
If we want to get really weird, the toilets in this scenario could be living things. They could use telepathy to induce desperation in passers-by, allowing them to feed on the unsuspecting humans' waste.
Then there could be one woman who realizes sees what's going on, like the hero in They Live. She finds some way to fight or poison the toilet monsters (possibly while wearing a diaper).
How does that sound?
Like the logical conclusion to a train of thought that began with an evil toilet company.
Anyway, this next one isn't my own story, but seemed weird and relevant enough to share: Out there on the internet somewhere is a picture of Misty from Pokemon wearing a living, biological bikini that somehow contributes to increasing her hip and bust size. It attaches to her body both by being worn as well as by little tentacle-sucker things lining the inside.
Thing is, she has to keep the swimsuit-creature on 24/7, which means she has to pee and poop into the thing too (also feeding it in the process). The picture itself is Misty in the bikini at the beach with a look of relief and arousal on her face, as familiar noises and liquids escape from the lower portion of the suit. The caption reads how she can't believe she's turned on by "pissing and shitting myself next to all these people", and that every time she tries to hold it, the little tentacles lining the inside of her bottom will crawl up and force her open so she can't help but wet and soil herself.
I just had a crazy idea for a fic. It's a variant on the usual trope of finding the true heir.
One of several young women is a long-lost member of an important bloodline. All of the possible candidates stay in the ancestral castle or someplace while they are subjected to tests to show their authenticity.
But what authenticates one of the girls beyond a doubt is a certain quirk of her body. It was a closely-guarded secret that members of this royal family had unusually voluminous colons and/or stretchy anal sphincters (the royal ring?). So when one of the girls takes an elephant dump, it's clear she's the one they've been searching for. Of course she doesn't know this when she's doing the dumping.
Quote from: paragon on January 03, 2013, 05:37:48 AM
Like the logical conclusion to a train of thought that began with an evil toilet company.
Anyway, this next one isn't my own story, but seemed weird and relevant enough to share: Out there on the internet somewhere is a picture of Misty from Pokemon wearing a living, biological bikini that somehow contributes to increasing her hip and bust size. It attaches to her body both by being worn as well as by little tentacle-sucker things lining the inside.
Thing is, she has to keep the swimsuit-creature on 24/7, which means she has to pee and poop into the thing too (also feeding it in the process). The picture itself is Misty in the bikini at the beach with a look of relief and arousal on her face, as familiar noises and liquids escape from the lower portion of the suit. The caption reads how she can't believe she's turned on by "pissing and shitting myself next to all these people", and that every time she tries to hold it, the little tentacles lining the inside of her bottom will crawl up and force her open so she can't help but wet and soil herself.
Any chance your remember where you saw the picture of Misty or what it's title is? Any info would be appreciated, thanks!
There's been a lot of talk of harvesting concepts where women are forced to wear waste-eating or waste-collecting garments, but not much has come of it as far as actual fics.
I suspect that's because it's only one or two guys coming up with those concepts, and those of us who actually want to write stories aren't interested in that sort of thing.
Yeah, tentacles and other xenobiological shenanigans aren't my thing in the slightest. Oh well. Here's something I was planning to put in the Challenges section at one point or another. Yes, technology is involved, how did you know?
In the not-so-distant future, a science student and a teacher's aide become fast friends after (nearly?) soiling themselves in front of each other after a particularly grueling week of exams. Soon they decide to start wearing protection for their problem, and eventually through their futuristic science work, wirelessly link their diapers to contain their combined messes. (Think teleportation or the PC in Pokemon.) They can feel the "results" of each other's business, but on the flip side the capacity of both diapers are doubled. It's a series revolving around additional people adding (or hacking) their diapers into the network until a critical system failure threatens their collective cleanliness.
...Look, it was either this or a physical, multi-legged diaper that multiple people could wear.
Quote from: paragon on February 06, 2013, 06:24:05 AM
Yeah, tentacles and other xenobiological shenanigans aren't my thing in the slightest.
What is this in reference to?
Oh! I meant in regards to the Misty tentacle pic, not your Orchard story. A little bit of alien unwantedness is fine, but a whole work centered around it doesn't work with me so much.
Weren't you the one who first brought up the alien bikini?
I just thought it belonged in the Weird Story Ideas thread. It actually doesn't turn me on unless I block out of my mind the fact that her bikini is made up of sea creatures.
So you like the idea of waste-harvesting, but don't like for it to be creatures that do it?
That's it, yeah. Bio-suits just aren't my thing in general, although there's a point at which I'm willing to look over it if something Nyou-related is involved. Diaper with a living core to process waste or some other light bio-sci aspect, fine. At the other end of the spectrum, a diaper that's actually a full-on tentacle monster latching on with suckers, not so much. But hey, diapers is diapers and I'd still be willing to give it a look.
Double posting because it's not busy enough to push other active topics off-page.
Anyway, while half-asleep, I envisioned a large plant in a zoo/museum-type setting that was usually fed with special packets of fertilizer from a distance because its tentacle-like vines tried to ensnare potential prey. You know what else resembles fertilizer wrapped in lining? Basically, either a zookeeper or a hapless visitor gets wrapped up in the vines and must soil her underpants to get free. The monster peels off her messy panties and leaves the victim dirty and exposed to everyone watching the spectacle.
Something that sort of spun into the Ritual story I made a while back. Originally I was kind of tempted with the thought of a "compulsion to poop during a full moon", or something to that effect. Basically, it was like the girl became a megacolon bearing dispenser of massive turds during a particular day. While I know Jimmy does have that Werewolf thing, it just kind of rubs me the wrong way with the almost furry element if the girl's in monster form (unless we somehow can think of a non-furry looking werewolf, or other creature that's not animal related).
The idea behind the story with the Werewolf (I'm not sure if that's a word I should capitalize or not) is that she eats in wolf form and poops it out in human form. That way it can focus on toilet scenes with a cute human girl. It could work with her turning into a ravenous monster besides a Werewolf, but I don't know if there are any ravenous monsters that are sexy enough that you'll want to write about them.
There might be some other monster to possibly use. There's always things like weird she-creatures (like a distorted but still largely human like appearance), or even monster-girls like nagas (snake chicks) and so on.
Though I guess one thing is that the heavily implied vore has never been that big with me. Of course, that's probably because most of those comics, like the ones mamabliss does, have got dialogue so fucking stupid it makes pauly shore jokes seem like Richard Pryer.
One idea I got while checking out this one doujin again:
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The story could either be about a fictional (or real) game character finding herself having to piss and shit without any warning, and the size/amount being beyond what she knows is normal. The story could even be done like a nyou version of the classic Duck Amuck Looney Toons short where the character is somehow aware that some jackass is messing with her programming and making her do improbable bathroom related hijinks.
Another, similar idea was about a Code Lyoko story where something goes haywire in the Supercomputer and the girls have actual bowels and bladders inside the machine. I guess you could it's something like Animelover's "For Aelita" story.
Finally, a random idea that's sort of come and gone, is something about a guy who can somehow manipulate reality with his thoughts. Basically, he could look at a girl's body, and imagine certain parts getting bigger, and bam! Her boobs or butt suddenly expand. Or he perversely thinks about a woman taking a huge dump, and she suddenly loses all control in the middle of public.
I'll probably make the first idea into a challenge, as I'm sure it might entice someone, maybe even Jimmy since I know he loves to tinker with ideas and test their logical extremes.
What's happening in that picture? The link to the translation is dead.
I think a plot where the main character will die once a woman is done in the bathroom would make for an interesting story. What follows is one example of how that could work. I'm leaving it out of the challenges because it's so long and specific.
The villain of this piece eats humans, despite appearing to be human herself. Maybe she's some sort of creature, maybe just a psychotic cannibal. But she's a refined sort of cannibal. The protagonist is a girl or boy she spares...for a while. She'll keep him (or her) alive so long as she cooks good meals, and so she's kept trapped in the house as a slave. Eventually the cannibalistic lady grows bored with her unwilling cook, and tells him to prepare light meals from now on. Once she feels empty enough to fit a boy inside, she'll devour him. The cook tries to prolong this so he can escape. She's smart enough to keep any sedatives or deadly poisons out of his reach, but he gets his hands on a supply of anti-diarrhea medicine and puts some into every meal he makes her. She never feels empty, because she can't pass anything, so she always puts off eating him until tomorrow. He works on an escape, but eventually she finds a way to remedy her constipation and promises to kill him once she's done using the toilet. She even chains him up in the bathroom to make sure he doesn't escape while she's occupied. He escapes somehow, but not before being tortured by the sights, sounds, and smells of his mistress emptying her bowels of many days' buildup.
http://exhentai.org/g/464912/a96b587844/ (http://exhentai.org/g/464912/a96b587844/)
The link has to work, I can see it just fine.
Are you seeing the "sad panda" by chance? If so, you have to clear your history and cookies, then go to g-e-hentai, THEN go to exhentai to make it work.
But I'll explain it nonetheless. The text is commentary from the author who claims to have found out that you can alter the mechanics of the game "Princess Crown" (made by the people behind Odin's Sphere, Muramasa, and the upcoming Dragon's Crown), and make the heroine have to shit. He fiddles around with the programming, not unlike gmod or other games where you can goof around with the AI and models.
He makes her shit continuously, harder and thicker, and even loosely. Then it turns into the usual "fuck the loli" nonsense or whatever. Still, the idea of a game character being manipulated as such does make for an interesting story, don't you think? =D
A possible scenario for that hacking/game modding idea:
Miku Hatsune from Vocaloid finds herself the victim of her "Master's" little games, altering her code to make her do all kinds of perverted things.
Quote from: OrpheumZero on July 28, 2013, 08:11:29 PM
A possible scenario for that hacking/game modding idea:
Miku Hatsune from Vocaloid finds herself the victim of her "Master's" little games, altering her code to make her do all kinds of perverted things.
Huh, to be honest, saw a doujin that went with this premise. Though never went to any sort of desperation scenario, merely stating it can be done.
Huh, I'll have to look it up sometime, unless you know the link or artist by chance. Then again, I'd imagine it's been played with by various artist at some point.
Still, the whole notion of someone tampering with a game, and the character being aware of this is a fun premise. Since it allows for all kinds of possibilities.
To be honest, it was like a month (or two) ago I believe since I ran into it, the series being Sword Art Online during a point I just kept seeing doujins based on that series every fricking second.
But yes, I will say there is just a ton of potential with that idea nevertheless.
Not the weirdest idea, but I thought cute/silly idea for a Deadman Wonderland story involving Shiro, Makina, and Kasuga (the glasses chick who adores Makina). Makina and Kasuga would just be buddy dumping in the ladies room, chitchatting, while Shiro wanders in and takes a dump, singing about pooping. :P
I'll make it a challenge, as I'm not too certain if I'll do it myself. Then again, multiple takes on one idea aren't bad. =D
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Found this on an expansion thread on /d/.
The idea of a girl getting bigger through a sponge like absorption is pretty cool. And then I had some like a Jimmy moment (as I can imagine he'd have the same thought as well while looking at it), the girl can then only return to normal by peeing out the water she's absorbed. Which could even lead to some funny moment if she were to, say, pee herself, reabsorbing some of the liquid she just lost.
As I recall, that's exactly how it works in Slimy Thief (http://slimythief.com/intro/), although due to being a BE-centered comic, only the "absorbing" phase tends to happen on-panel.
I know I need to finish my incomplete stories rather than planning new ones, but I just have to share this plot that came into my head as I was drifting off last night. I may write the story, but feel free to write it yourself if you want to. It's based on a dream I had a while back that I recalled because of a recent challenge.
The protagonist is a sweet, innocent, and pure young woman. Her hobbies are wholesome, and her reputation is spotless. She only has one kink: She loves a good dump. She'll hold it in until she's almost at the breaking point, then, when she's in an otherwise empty restroom, she'll force gigantic ring-stretching monsters out of her deceptively slim body. In the dream I had, the girl's hobby was so extreme that she took anti-diarrhea medicine all week long then took a laxative at lunch every Friday and shoved a week's worth of waste into some poor toilet right before she left for the weekend. That might be a little too much. Anyway, as part of her hobby, she keeps a notebook where she writes about the locations and experiences of her secret sessions, and even photos she snaps of herself doing business.
When somebody finds her secret dump diary along with a list of her private and professional e-mail contacts, this poor girl almost dies. Not only will she look like a sick freak once her secret gets out, she might be billed for all the damage she's done by clogging toilets at the business she works at (or the school she goes to, depending on her age). She's ready to pay every cent she owns to get the diary back. But the girl (or boy) who found it doesn't want money from her, she wants to make use of her unique talent. She makes movies that would make the innocent girl blush, and wants to "contract" her as an "actress."
She doesn't have to perform sex acts or suffer physical torture, just poop a few times while the camera rolls, possibly in strange situations. Her face won't be seen, and no cast or crew will see her (or at least not see her unmasked, or learn her name). If the girl with the talented colon refuses, the highlights from her diary will be sent to everybody on her contacts list and plastered all over every poop-specialized site on the Internet. Naturally she chooses the form of humiliation that keeps her anonymous.
Could be cool. The girl could even have a change of heart and start enjoying her new "career". Or finds a way out and never looks back.
Of course, even just the "innocent girl with a dark kink" angle works fine alone too. Possibly with multiple installments as she goes about, recording her latest acts of destruction.
The only reason why I'm putting this here is because oviposition isn't really my thing, but hey, others might get a kick out of it. Long story short, it's a descriptive story about a girl who wears diapers and lays eggs in them till they're full. She then takes the diaper off, wraps it around her payload, and sells the bundles at an open-air market. And of course, there's competition with other girls, worries about keeping her diaper clean, and of course, needing to lay (is that even the term?!) in the middle of standing at her booth and making a sale.
I might as well post this. It's an idea I've been playing with for years, and I think I've gotten closer to making it work. I'm gonna leave out the twist ending, though.
A young man finds himself in a place where thoughts change reality. A young woman is there, too. He's confused and worried at first, but decides to just go with it. They play out something like a video game, but she keeps changing the setting, opponents, weapons, and so forth. The boy gets annoyed and makes her agree to stick to one set of rules. They agree on a prehistoric setting. The girl adds dinosaurs, but the boy turns them into extinct animals that really coexisted with humans. By the time they reach a safe point, they both need to pee. The boy conjures up bathrooms for them, but the girl makes them disappear because they break the rules he's been forcing her to obey to the letter. So they pee outdoors like a caveman and cavewoman would, and he ends up enjoying this violation of modern etiquette.
The other night I plotted out a weird story in my head. I thought I'd better write it the next day because it was amazing. Then when I thought about it the next day I realized it was kind of dumb. Still, I'm going to post the plot here. Maybe I or somebody else can make it work.
It takes place on a colony on an Earthlike planet. I can't remember why. One isolated branch of the human race has resistance to ingested poisons. From this group, an agency finds their perfect spy who can eat virtually anything with no ill effect. They want her to steal a unique gem from the private collection of a millionaire. It's a tektite, and they want it for some scientific reason. For some weird reason he invites women to his place and then drugs them and takes creative photos of their unconscious naked bodies instead of having sex with them. Somehow this agency has found out about that, and their only means of getting someone in to steal the tektite is to have her pose as an innocuous hottie, flirt with him, and sneak into the place where the tektite is kept while he thinks she's still under the influence of the drug. She is of course immune to any drugs he could use on her. This plot made perfect sense when I was half-asleep.
She steals the gem, but can't get it into the hiding spot in her luggage without being discovered. With no other choice besides revealing her mission, she lubes the gem up and swallows it. She escapes discovery at this moment, but later the word gets out that this woman is carrying this much-sought after gem. Various agencies try to capture her and hold her until the precious tektite makes its way out. This includes air pirates who hijack her plane.
She finally does make it to the rendezvous with the gem, but only after she narrowly avoids giving it up. She's captured, stripped, tied to a potty-chair, and force-fed laxative. When her sadistic female captor comes to fill her stomach up with another load of laxative, the spy says she can just about pass the tektite, but will need to squat in order to push this enormous thing out. The captor unties her ankles so she can reposition her legs, and of course she's able to escape. Not only that, she ties the captor up and forces her to drink the laxative. By the time her accomplices find her, her pants are loaded and she's vowed revenge.
I can't believe it's been two years since I posted this plot outline. I started writing it today. I start a lot of stuff I don't finish, but I have a good feeling about this one.
In other news, I thought it was a good idea to bring this thread back. You can post your fun ideas you haven't quite crafted into stories yet.