In my dream last night I was married to an attractive thirtysomething woman who suddenly had a midlife crisis. I was out jogging with her and she was rollerblading while dressed like a teenager. I was embarrassed to be seen with her because her idea of dressing like a teenager was dressing like a combination of Rainbow Brite and Jubilee. Anyway the dream got more interesting when her skirt fell off and she was wearing a diaper underneath. She matter-of-factly said she was trying out this adult baby/diaper lover thing all the teenage girls are into now. Later we went down a steep hill and she feel and skidded on her butt. She was all right because of the heavy padding but the diaper was wrecked. We decided to go home. She said she was looking forward to putting on a fresh diaper and wrecking that one from the inside instead of the outside. Then I woke up (but was actually in a different dream that I won't go into).