The Weirdest Story You've Thought Of

[Jimmy Olsen]

I'll try to write this if I can think of a good reason why a group of women want to stretch their bowels to the limit to vandalize some business/establishment.  I might even write my own continuation of "Loaded and Ready" since that's kind of the same thing.

[OrpheumZero]

Or even something like my first Sakura story, where she's getting back at a peeping tom by devasting his toilet with her mighty ass 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I thought about that, but I'm trying to avoid looking like I'm remaking someone else's fic.  There's also a comic where a girl gets revenge on a janitor for making fun of her fat rump.  I'm looking for something new.

[BlueSniper]

I thought about that, but I'm trying to avoid looking like I'm remaking someone else's fic.  There's also a comic where a girl gets revenge on a janitor for making fun of her fat rump.  I'm looking for something new.

One of my favorites (if you're talking about the Mamabliss one).

Also, regarding the formula/vandalism: maybe they're protesting the establishment. They want to bankrupt the business because the owner uses some business practice that isn't above board. Or he is a bad employer. Something like that...

The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron. Yeah, in my defense, I was rewatching Claymore when I came up with it.

[OrpheumZero]

Yea, the one with the janitor does sound like that Mamabliss comic. It's not too bad, but man if the art can't be a little perplexing at times, and of course the jokes are just corny as shit (pun unintended). Seriously, a girl refusing to poop is a cute idea, but the cartoonish closing it off really just seemed stupid to me for some reason.

[Jimmy Olsen]

The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron.

You should keep pondering this idea.  A good story could come out of it.  I've always loved the idea of women eating humanly impossible things then having to poop them out.

I have a somewhat similar challenge: http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/modules/challenges/challenges.php?chalid=154

[paragon]

I'm constantly being nagged by the idea of a used diaper factory: like hundreds of female workers (or slaves) suspended by chains in rows in some building, given food and drink till they use their diapers, which will then be processed for some medical/industrial reason. Occasionally supervisors come by and give their garments a good patdown to check on their progress, and administer diuretics or laxatives if they aren't producing enough. Eventually someone slips through the cracks and never gets changed until her diaper bursts all over the floor in front of everybody because the way they're bound up assists their "rate of production" or something like that.

[Jimmy Olsen]

That's kind of a neat idea, Paragon.  It's a little dark though, with the woman unable to even move.  I think it would be more entertaining if the women are more conventional slaves, moving about and performing labors, but wearing magical/technological bodysuits that they aren't allowed to take off.  Something inside the suit collects their precious waste for export.  And if something goes wrong, there are suit-specialists who handle it, while the woman wearing the suit is powerless to fix it.  That's a plot I'd like to read, maybe even write.  How does it sound to you?

[paragon]

EDIT: HOW DO I INTO READING COMPREHENSION

Actually, the whole free-roaming labor bit is/was an alternate version I was considering too. The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below. But I figured that the mass bondage/slavery would be a little too bleak to write (as though characters would sign up to be in chains till they soiled themselves?) so I came up with something less fleshed out than that alternate scenario you just mentioned. Yours sounds way more feasible and less grimdark, in my opinion. If you wanna have fun with the setting, go ahead! (I can't write bondage to save my life. :l Not really all that into it myself.)

edit #2: also another weird idea

A bunch of researchers want to test out a pheromone-like chemical that induces specific types of people to urinate/defecate in a specific area. So they spray an unassuming, hidden corner of some alley in a city with various doses and compositions to see if the drug is powerful enough to encourage women to relieve themselves in public.

The story itself would be a round robin, with different authors changing the dosage and targets around. Someone might write up a "test result" for a weak brew that induces mild desperation in college-age girls, while another might test a ridiculously strong potion that compels grown women to grab some cardboard box lying in the alley and outright defecate into it.

[Jimmy Olsen]

The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below.

Can you link me to it?  I'd like to get a mental image of this waste-slavery you speak of.

BlueSniper: I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic.  A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding.  She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply.  But she realizes a better way.  She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them.  They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces.  The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste.  How does that sound?

[paragon]

Unfortunately, since DiaperedAnime bit it, I can't find the edit anywhere. But I did find the original, so just imagine Sam in a tight green shirt that reads "Big Baby Samantha" and a soggy diaper while Clover feels her up through it.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I can't view the image.

[paragon]

Whoops.

http://i.imgur.com/xWg1R.jpg

[EnragedFilia]

Here's what I came up with from BlueSniper's post: A LadyLand type country is at war, and they need "female mana" to power spells that counter the enemy's "male mana" (blatant ripoff of the whole "two sides of magic" idea from Wheel of Time). But male mana is much easier to produce, since it comes from "aggression" and female mana comes from "nurturing". Normally the only way to harvest female mana in a usable form is from the excess breastmilk produced by a truly loving mother (why yes, this scenario does stray into lactation, thanks for noticing), but that's a very slow process, and war has already depleted years' worth of mana reserves. Now, necessity births invention and a genius mage devises a plan, which forms the upshot of the whole thing: well-endowed young volunteers are induced to lactate (probably with magic, maybe with the help of an actual mother, I can't really decide which is preferable), then breastfeed from each other, causing the mana to build up in their bodies until it starts to overflow and come out in their big soft dumps.

A little more detailed than the usual outline, I know, but that always seems to happen with my ideas.

[BlueSniper]

The entire scenario came from a Totally Spies R34 edit with a diapered Clover suspended in mid-air, Sam evilly squeezing her diaper from below.

Can you link me to it?  I'd like to get a mental image of this waste-slavery you speak of.

BlueSniper: I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic.  A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding.  She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply.  But she realizes a better way.  She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them.  They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces.  The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste.  How does that sound?

   

*cracks knuckles*

(for the record, I actually did crack my knuckles just then)

EF: I actually hadn't seen your post before I responded, but maybe there's some way I can combine the two. Plus, you get extra points for linking to TVTropes.