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I'm having someone draw a simple illustration for "Evaluation Day" and someone make a full digital painting of a dream I had.  If I come upon more money I might commission more illustrations, but right now I need to save up for a trip.

Thanks for the input, guys.  I'm still thinking this over.  Will check back for more suggestions.

I'm surprised "Jill Opens the Gate" is so popular, because it was quick and forgettable for me.  But I have a bias for my own characters and universes over ones from franchises.

When I get money soon I'm going to commission art.  I can think of a few things I like but wouldn't be able to draw.  I may have someone draw a character or scene from one of my stories, which opens up even more possibilities.

To help me narrow it down, I'd like to know which of my stories you think deserves an illustration.

So which stories from Nyou Fiction have made it over to OmoOrg and vice versa?

Who here has been to Omorashi.org?  What's your impression of their content and community?

Yeah, I saw your idea in the chat and submitted it as a theme.  There are a lot of stories that could be written about it.

I've always liked the idea of a story that starts out all lovey-dovey with a girl sitting on the toilet reading a letter from a special someone, then turns tragically comical when she realizes there isn't a scrap of paper around for her to wipe with besides the love letter.  Never got anywhere with writing the story, though.

Theme: Improvised Wiping

Description: A girl just finished her business, and there's no toilet paper around.  She has to use something unusual to wipe herself clean.

The other night I plotted out a weird story in my head.  I thought I'd better write it the next day because it was amazing.  Then when I thought about it the next day I realized it was kind of dumb.  Still, I'm going to post the plot here.  Maybe I or somebody else can make it work.

It takes place on a colony on an Earthlike planet.  I can't remember why.  One isolated branch of the human race has resistance to ingested poisons.  From this group, an agency finds their perfect spy who can eat virtually anything with no ill effect.  They want her to steal a unique gem from the private collection of a millionaire.  It's a tektite, and they want it for some scientific reason.  For some weird reason he invites women to his place and then drugs them and takes creative photos of their unconscious naked bodies instead of having sex with them.  Somehow this agency has found out about that, and their only means of getting someone in to steal the tektite is to have her pose as an innocuous hottie, flirt with him, and sneak into the place where the tektite is kept while he thinks she's still under the influence of the drug.  She is of course immune to any drugs he could use on her.  This plot made perfect sense when I was half-asleep.

She steals the gem, but can't get it into the hiding spot in her luggage without being discovered.  With no other choice besides revealing her mission, she lubes the gem up and swallows it.  She escapes discovery at this moment, but later the word gets out that this woman is carrying this much-sought after gem.  Various agencies try to capture her and hold her until the precious tektite makes its way out.  This includes air pirates who hijack her plane.

She finally does make it to the rendezvous with the gem, but only after she narrowly avoids giving it up.  She's captured, stripped, tied to a potty-chair, and force-fed laxative.  When her sadistic female captor comes to fill her stomach up with another load of laxative, the spy says she can just about pass the tektite, but will need to squat in order to push this enormous thing out.  The captor unties her ankles so she can reposition her legs, and of course she's able to escape.  Not only that, she ties the captor up and forces her to drink the laxative.  By the time her accomplices find her, her pants are loaded and she's vowed revenge.

That last one could even be scientifically plausible.  If a region's water is contaminated by a certain chemical, or the only water available is in plants that produce a certain chemical to prevent them from being eaten, a character with the right enzymes could break down this chemical while characters without that adaptation would sicken or die.  In a situation where no better way of removing the chemical is available, the urine of the adapted character would be the only safe water source.

When is the poll going up?

That sounds like an overspecialized team, but I like toilet ghost stories.  I hope you can make one work.

I played around a little with turning that Ghostbuster dream into a story, but didn't get very far.  One idea was that the wife thought the house was haunted and that it all came from a mysterious hole outside that reappeared every time she filled it in.  Because she saw what looked like a Kappa in the hole, and because of the old painting of someone driving away a Kappa with gas, she decides she can end the haunting with a well-placed dump.  The other idea was that she suspects a toilet is really some kind of shapeshifter, and she wants to force it to show its true self by choking it with the most massive load her body can muster.

Nyou-themed magazines existed in my dream last night, and I went to a special store to buy the latest 3 issues.  I forgot about them for years, then found them and read or reread them.  The magazine had branched out since its early issues, and was now essentially a science and news magazine focused on medicine and the human body.  The only really relevant part I remember was an article by a water conservation agency.  It was trying to get people to use water sparingly instead of wasting it all the time, and the article promoted the first No Flush Day.  It was a holiday they hoped to popularize where people were discouraged from using flush toilets for the day.  To drum up interest, the article had photos of celebrities doing stuff like squatting in bushes and sitting on logs with their pants down.  The dream seems to contradict itself, because I thought the magazines were all several years old but this article seemed to be new.

How's your fic coming, Orph?

Quote from: JWPoop on November 16, 2013, 08:20:01 PM
These sites frustrate me.  Once in a while I'd like to see a girl that looks like she's REALLY in the midst of a difficult bowel movement.

Like-minded people should pool money together to offer a cash prize to the girl with the best effortful defecation photos.

The main dream last night was that I went out driving with my dad and his artist friend, and we dropped in on a family the friend knew who didn't seem to want us there.  But at the end of the dream I saw an ad on television.  It showed a montage of women peeing.  It included a showgirl in a silent film lifting a leg and peeing on the floor, a World War II pin-up model pushing her swimsuit aside to pee, and a Surrealist film in color with a nude legless woman playing a piano while peeing backwards off the bench.  The voice-over (by the Living in Iowa narrator, I think) said something like, "Every woman in history has done it, but not much has been said about it."  It turned out to be a preview for a documentary entitled Female Urination: Anatomy of a Taboo (or something similar).  I said to myself that I needed to write down the day and time so I wouldn't miss this program.  Then I realized I didn't need to, because it was only a dream.  I woke up just then.