Condemned 2: Bloodshot Fic

[UndeadRiot]

Hey! It's UndeadRiot, and this is my first post on General Discussion.
Just asking, but is there a User out there willing to write a Condemned 2: Bloodshot Fic involving a female Metal Bum (Metal Bums are enemies fought in the game that are Homeless Psychos. Sorry for any mispellings, I'm Temperal Autistic. Just thought I'd tell the Users who didn't know) trying to fight off Ethan Thomas (The game's main Protaganist and playable character) while she's on the toilet taking a dump? Again, Just thought I'd ask. NOTE: You can give the other Metal Bums he fights your own names. Plus, you can give the female Metal Bum that Ethan has to fight your own name as well. You can also give the characters the same weapons found in the game, or, you can give them your own weapons. Good Luck!