Story Contest XXV Themes

[OrpheumZero]

True, wouldn't be fair to set a limit on the time. But I am curious if we should agree upon at least a set weight/size for the load. I mean, it'd be rather unfair if someone's story just wins through the fact that it featured the "biggest" load and nothing else.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I mean themes like "the biggest dump in history" are too narrow.  It should just be any historical poop and/or pee story, judged in the usual way.

[OrpheumZero]

That's true, making more about the historical point than the size would probably help.

[Waru]

Incidentally, if "going all out" means what I think it does, you should remember that female underwear was invented very recently, historically speaking.

Well, I meant more like less inhibitions (grunting loudly, screaming, not attempting to keep farting quiet, toes digging into the ground/dirt).

[Waru]

How about we just say the theme is "Historical"?  It's best to not make the theme too narrow.

Yeah. This can work, too.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Another tie!  I can't believe it!

[UndeadRiot]

*UndeadRiot walks into the room with his hands and feet in Cog shackles, behind him are Cog soldiers, grasping their Lancers (A machine gun with a chainsaw bayonet attached to it) tightly.*
*UndeadRiot looks up at the leaders of the council, revealing the shame in his eyes as he does so*
*The leaders of the council observe UndeadRiot*
Duce: Another one? What's this one done?
OrpheumZero: Yeah, what's he done? Tell us.
UndeadRiot: It's about the tie, everyone, it's my fault, I voted for Waru's Perverted Mind Control theme. And, yes, I only voted once. Just saying, everyone.
Jimmy Olsen: I knew someone did something to create another tie, but I never suspected UndeadRiot. Well, at least he was honest with us all.
Anime Lover: *Looking at UndeadRiot and everyone else*
Duce: Agreed. Well, I guess this sums up everything then. Take him back to his cell until further notice.
Cog soldiers: Yes, sir!
*The Cog soldiers escort UndeadRiot out of the council chamber as he takes one last look at the area*
In other words, this was my bad. Sorry, guys. I liked the idea. The Contest theme, I mean.

[Duce]

lol  I  think whose fault it is, is a tie between 5 other members too, or actually it the fault  of the other members that didn't vote too, thats usually how ties work you know.

anyways I suppose I'll open the poll back up for a couple of days.

[UndeadRiot]

Oh, okay. I'm still wondering if Waru would mind if I responded to his Perverted Mind Control theme.

[Waru]

Dude, do you REALLY need my permission?

Just go for it!

[UndeadRiot]

Oh, okay. I'll work on my idea then.

[EnragedFilia]

As it happens, I've had an outline for a Midair Relief story written up since the first time it was suggested as a theme (along with a much sketchier idea for vandalism and an older outline that happens to involve mind control).

[UndeadRiot]

Don't worry, my idea is different. Just saying. I just hope everyone likes it.

[Eroppai]

I'm surprised my idea won. I'll do my best to provide something interesting for it.

[UndeadRiot]

Cool deal, dude.