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To suggest a theme, do it in this format.

Theme: <theme title>

Description: <theme description>


You can suggest 2 main themes that will be put in the poll,  you can also suggest as many other themes you want that might be put in the poll, though only the first 2 will be considered the 2 main suggestions. feel free to talk and discuss about the themes like always though.

I'm resubmitting one from last time...

Theme: Vandalism

Description: A girl uses her waste to purposely wreck something.  Maybe she desecrates a shrine, wipes with important papers, pees in somebody's cake batter, or has an "accident" in a borrowed dress.  It could be a simple toilet-clogging, but she has to be clogging it deliberately in order to spite someone.  The point here is that the character ruins something that doesn't belong to her.

Resubmitting my theme.


theme: Perverted Mind Control


description: This one is open-ended... but must involve some form of mind control (beit a traditional soothing voice and swinging watch-n-chain, a hypno, a pulsing thrumming "screen saver", a non-fatal neurotoxin/drug, or something else you can think up, technological, magic or otherwise), and that it must have a female being mc'd (anime, toon or game... any age) and urinating, defecating, or both (can be simple pants/panty-shitting, making her think she's in the woods and having her squat & go... make her think she's a puppy/primal human, etc)... AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIMITED TO RELIEF! Can involve sex and other funny/kinky mc stuff (so long as the ws and/or scat holds SOME focus).

Just remember, skies the limit: "Only YOU can make her say 'no'."

EDIT: ONE restriction... no guro/snuff, please. Vampirism's ok... but no guro/snuff.

Theme: Midair Relief

Description: A character who can fly for whatever reason, or, should it be more mundane, is on top of a really tall place, can't find a bathroom, and so decide that the only way to let themselves be relieved is to urinate or defecate from the top story and hope it reaches the bottom without hitting anyone.

Theme: Sneaky load.

Description: A female spy, ninja or what other reason you might have to sneak around is deep in enemy territory and need to drop off a built up huge noisy load without being caught. Her waste somehow helps her in achieving something, like going in a well to destroy an enemy castle's water supply or somehow distracting antagonists with a hefty clog and/or smell to slip away to safery or any other plot conjured up around the preset.

The helping hand and sneaky load themes are both similar to the utility waste theme from a couple years ago, which wasn't very popular.

Maybe times have changed. As for second suggestiob, simply "Historys biggest bowel movement". Can be set anywhere at any time in human history from a needy stone age gal to a stopped up medieval socialite or anything else. I think something similar was in the works here a while ago but for reasons forgotten never happened.

I'm backing Yarr, the historical largest dump finally needs to happen. =D

It's a cool idea. Though we shoudl probably either settled on a cap size, or something. Of course, a story should be judged more by how entertaining/well written it is, but I'd had to see people just go "this one wins because it is the biggest!'

I have an idea for the Perverted Mind Control theme, but, would Waru mind if I made the female in the Fic basicly a pet of sorts? Also, would he mind if I set it in the Capital Wasteland (What's left of Washington D.C. after the huge nuclear war) from Fallout 3? I have the plot already down in the back of my head, but, I don't think everyone's going to like what's currently going on in the Wasteland. Note: Self insertion, I'm the brainwasher, here. (Not trying to be a jerk) Everyone's free to ask what's going on in the plot, but, go easy on me, please. Motherfucker, and Goddang (I'm not putting in the actual swear word) asshole I can handle, I guess. Leave me a reply when you can.

Quote from: OriginalZero on December 03, 2012, 04:28:07 PM
It's a cool idea. Though we shoudl probably either settled on a cap size, or something. Of course, a story should be judged more by how entertaining/well written it is, but I'd had to see people just go "this one wins because it is the biggest!'

well I've actually thought about trying to change up how a story wins, like maybe seeing if some could volunteer to be judges and score each story plus have poll winner get extra points towards winning, possibly even offering the winner of a contest the choice of being a judge (for the next contest if they not in it) with a slight extra weight to the outcome some how, dunno. what you think? would have it more thought out and discussed and stuff before it would happen if it does at all.

It's a thought. But yea, we'll have to run the idea around to see if anyone wants to back it.

Shame we don't have any drawbros here. It'd be nice to have something to really offer, at least from time to time.

I'll say this... there are two good ideas here that pique my interest... Well... mine... and the "history's biggest dump" (knowing me, I'd go with prehistory, just for the fact of a female going all out while going).

Might I inquire as to a variation on the "historical" theme: a compilation of the biggest dumps in history. Featuring, for instance, a young lady in prehistory, followed by an ancient mesopotamian, them moving to classical Greece or Rome, a medieval setting, possibly an industrial revolution, and finally modern time. Naturally, each one would end up being quite short, and a measure of the focus would be on the similarities and difference in the subjects' attitudes toward their bodily functions and how they deal with such.

Incidentally, if "going all out" means what I think it does, you should remember that female underwear was invented very recently, historically speaking.

How about we just say the theme is "Historical"?  It's best to not make the theme too narrow.

True, wouldn't be fair to set a limit on the time. But I am curious if we should agree upon at least a set weight/size for the load. I mean, it'd be rather unfair if someone's story just wins through the fact that it featured the "biggest" load and nothing else.

I mean themes like "the biggest dump in history" are too narrow.  It should just be any historical poop and/or pee story, judged in the usual way.

That's true, making more about the historical point than the size would probably help.

Quote from: EnragedFilia on December 17, 2012, 09:06:35 PMIncidentally, if "going all out" means what I think it does, you should remember that female underwear was invented very recently, historically speaking.

Well, I meant more like less inhibitions (grunting loudly, screaming, not attempting to keep farting quiet, toes digging into the ground/dirt).

Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on December 19, 2012, 06:00:48 AM
How about we just say the theme is "Historical"?  It's best to not make the theme too narrow.

Yeah. This can work, too.

Another tie!  I can't believe it!

*UndeadRiot walks into the room with his hands and feet in Cog shackles, behind him are Cog soldiers, grasping their Lancers (A machine gun with a chainsaw bayonet attached to it) tightly.*
*UndeadRiot looks up at the leaders of the council, revealing the shame in his eyes as he does so*
*The leaders of the council observe UndeadRiot*
Duce: Another one? What's this one done?
OrpheumZero: Yeah, what's he done? Tell us.
UndeadRiot: It's about the tie, everyone, it's my fault, I voted for Waru's Perverted Mind Control theme. And, yes, I only voted once. Just saying, everyone.
Jimmy Olsen: I knew someone did something to create another tie, but I never suspected UndeadRiot. Well, at least he was honest with us all.
Anime Lover: *Looking at UndeadRiot and everyone else*
Duce: Agreed. Well, I guess this sums up everything then. Take him back to his cell until further notice.
Cog soldiers: Yes, sir!
*The Cog soldiers escort UndeadRiot out of the council chamber as he takes one last look at the area*
In other words, this was my bad. Sorry, guys. I liked the idea. The Contest theme, I mean.

lol  I  think whose fault it is, is a tie between 5 other members too, or actually it the fault  of the other members that didn't vote too, thats usually how ties work you know.

anyways I suppose I'll open the poll back up for a couple of days.

Oh, okay. I'm still wondering if Waru would mind if I responded to his Perverted Mind Control theme.

Dude, do you REALLY need my permission?

Just go for it!

Oh, okay. I'll work on my idea then.

As it happens, I've had an outline for a Midair Relief story written up since the first time it was suggested as a theme (along with a much sketchier idea for vandalism and an older outline that happens to involve mind control).

Don't worry, my idea is different. Just saying. I just hope everyone likes it.

I'm surprised my idea won. I'll do my best to provide something interesting for it.

Cool deal, dude.

I have an idea for this theme, but I don't really feel passionate about it.  I may write it, I may not.  With luck, I'll find a better angle and come up with a plot I can really get into.

You could always do something like a girl whose scared of heights going skydiving to get over her fear.... and messing herself somehow (thinks her chute won't open and she'll die, just messes from the excitment and fear clouding her mind)

Someone should do the story where Lightning from FFXIII has an accident the first time she does her jump thingy. WHERE IS POOWRITE? :O

Here's the idea I was referring to.  It's not very inspired, and I'm not sure I really want to write it.

It's about a girl who has amazing dreams.  One night she realizes it's a dream and has fun with it.  She flies around the city at night.  She keeps spotting the same shadowy figure on the ground wherever she goes, and thinks the dream will end if he gets her.  So she stays in the air, even though she needs a bathroom.  She realizes it doesn't matter where she pees because it's just a dream.  She pulls down her pyjama bottoms and pees as she hovers above the main street.  She leaves her P.J.s draped on an antenna high above the city and flies away.  The shadowy guy ensnares her when she touches down on a rooftop, saying he's doing this for her own good.  The next thing she knows she's in bed and it's the next morning.  As she reflects on the dream, something makes her think it could have been real.  She gets out a pair of binoculars and, sure enough, her pyjamas are on that antenna, flapping in the breeze.

What do you think?  Is it worth making into a full story?  I realized just as I wrote this down that I could maybe turn it into an X-Men fic about a mutant discovering her power.

Sounds a little weak as-is (who's the guy? If it's a dream, why is she having it? If it isn't a dream, what's really going on? Mysteries with no resolution might fly in Goosebumps, but we're adults... hopefully) Still, the idea has potential if you go somewhere with it. Open the story with the girl trying out that new pill (or "magic website" like from Jigoku Shoujo, or blank television channel like from Persona 4, or whatever variety of phlebotinum you like) that her friends have been talking about which is supposed to give you fun dreams. Then afterwards slowly unfold a plotline about a conspiracy to get people using it and invade their dreams or give them superpowers or whatever, which also happens to threaten to let everyone find out what she did, and she has to sabotage the evil scheme just to keep her midair relief a secret.

I haven't figured out all the details yet.  Probably some things won't be explained if I write it out in full.  My idea is that it really happened.  The girl somehow has the power to defy gravity.  But when she floats out of her bed one night she assumes it's another one of her dreams.