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El bump, not for past stories but a recent one.

I'm getting ready to switch jobs, but I'm kinda under secrecy as to where I'll be going per my soon-to-be new boss.  But word is slowly getting out (as I'm far from the only one in on this little venture).  A girl at work that I'm friends with came up to me and said "I know your secret!"

Said girl is pretty tall and while not fat, she's nice and thick (IMO).  A bit hyperactive at times.

Anyway, being inspired by the Smallville finale (why, I dunno...bit of a letdown), I said "you know my secret?  That I am...the BLUR?" while doing a Clark Kent-esque shirt opening (I undid the buttons first!  ).  She LOLed and then some...she exclaimed that she had to go to the bathroom, she almost peed on herself!

http://www.deviantart.com/download/357219/This_is_me_Season_2_pg_2.jpg

http://www.deviantart.com/download/104795/This_is_me_12.jpg

Blast from the past for me, had a heck of a time finding the original source....

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/TheJennyPill/MyspaceJunk/Toiletjokes.png

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2008/020/a/2/a2fa74ce4fb37395.jpg
(read right-to-left)

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/216/4/8/487d424b0b9033f46aea7798a4a17f49.png

Great finds, smitty!  I hang on dA a bit but none of the people I follow caught the "WTF meme."

Also, thanks for the Stripperella pix.  Though now I want to see that scene DrBones mentioned too...

Quote from: DrBones on January 24, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
And thank you Eliskuya. ;D

My only question is, why wasn't a collection like this done about twenty years ago when that scene was first in the manga?   I've gone on and on about that several times here and on the story sites.  After all this time, we're finally getting some good Bulma potty pics.

Semi-related...if I ever lay hands on a TARDIS, one of the first of my many "misuses" of it will be to go back to around 2001-2002ish and save Jumpin' Jupiter's pics.  ;D

Thanks for the list of dA faves...Have to check out those, along with others I browse:
http://westman15.deviantart.com/favourites/
http://juzzi78.deviantart.com/favourites/

If that's a call for a DC/Marvel section, I'd drink to that!  ...mainly cuz my anime IQ is very very veeery lacking. 

Of the main topics on the fic page, l'm only familiar* with Avatar the last Airbender, Metal Gear Solid, Harry Potter, Mario, Metroid, Street Fighter, Resident Evil, and Teen Titians.

...that's not terrible, I guess, but OTOH nothing there really qualifies as "anime."

*"Familiarity" varies from having seen a few eps of Avatar, playing a few entries in RE and SF series, up to having read all the Harry Potter books...

Sounds like I'm not missing much then, ah well.  Thanks! 

So, you can see quite a bit there WITHOUT registering.  But apparently to see "clubs" you gotta.

So I tried...repeatedly...and I've never gotten a "confirmation" email that you have to click to finish registering.  WTF. 

Guess I'll just keep following the faves of these guys, besides doing my own searches, for now...

http://www.imagefap.com/showfavorites.php?userid=1106666

http://www.imagefap.com/showfavorites.php?userid=682817&folderid=193500

I saw that comic.  Great in it's own right, but made yet more awesome-er that a female made it!  ;D

I HOPE so!  (As in, Micro's going ahead with the autobiography thing... )

I'll continue this eventually, just have to wait for the writing mood to strike me...

Ideally?  It turns out she has the same fetish, instantly deduces who I am, and a copious amount of sex ensues.   ;D  And hey, she *is* divorced...

(that's ME-"Quagmire" not the 'real' Quagmire that is!  )

   So, *most* (not all) girls tend to be rather "open" around me about bodily functions to various degrees.  Possibly one of the upsides to being stuck as the brother-figure or even "gay best freind" as TvTropes would put it.  I'm not ACTUALLY gay though, but for all the interest the women-folk have in me I may as well be.  Though it has led to some things that those with our "interests" might find, er, interesting.  Now, the most I've gotten are sounds and smells, so anyone looking for an epic recounting of an up-close-and-personal experience, turn ye back now or be disappointed.

   Let's start with an occasional coworker, "Dee."  Dee is about 5'5", long curly black hair.  Somewhat on the plump side in all the best ways - IE, great ass, boobs, and a bit of a tummy.  So one day we're wage-slaving away and she mentions to someone else in earshot, though not trying to be secretive about it, that she really needs to go to the bathroom - she'd been eating beans AND prunes earlier in the day.  She was gone about 10 minutes.  What I would have given to have been a fly on the wall for that...

   That was the first time I'd noticed her being not shy about bathroom stuff, but not the last.  Another day we were working together, I was situated behind her for a moment looking for something.  She looks at me and smiles and says "be careful back there...I have gas!"

   At another point, she mentioned (not in great detail) that her youngest son once jumped out and scared her so bad she wet her pants. 

...That's all for now, pesky things like "sleep" are getting in the way of my typing.  I've more material though, from more coworkers to a childhood friend (where I DID get to watch!) to the "twisted" sister-in-law who is so blantant with me, I have to wonder if she found out about my fetish and is being a cocktease of sorts about it...

Cursed with slow internet, I don't get to browse YT as much as I'd like.  Well, I can BROWSE okay, I just can't WATCH anything! 

This is an exception from a rare moment of NON-slow internet.  A vast majority of toilet vids I've seen on there are fake/staged.  This one I'm pretty sure is REAL, though not remotely graphic in sight (you can just barely see her feet under the door crack) or sound (maybe some better ears would disagree, I think for instance you can hear her cut loose with the air freshener).  Still the fact that it's most likely real makes it better to me than staged vids.  That and the girl's play-by-play is pretty hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaoPQUG7UQA&feature=related

"Huh huh huh, she said 'ass burgers...'"

Hmm, I don't, at least not that I know of...!

I threw in a vote for "Adult Potty Training."  I think there was an episode of "Highlander" that had the main character coming across a woman who had been in suspended animation since ancient Egyptian times, and he had to show her a LOT of stuff to get her acclimated to the modern world.  I'm sure that bathroom facilities weren't a part of it on screen but you would think...

Or any other time-travel situation where a woman from before modern indoor plumbing as we know it finds herself in the present day. 

There was a great Teen Titans story I read on here where Raven has to teach Starfire how to use modern earth plumbing.  ;D