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I've been active on there for a while. The community is fairly active and Kirito keeps things under control. The content is even better, and as it happens I've posted some "relevant" translation projects there myself.

Let's try this one again!

Theme: Performance-Enhancing Desperation

Description: Following an unexpected and very public close call, a woman discovers that for some reason she becomes much better at her job when she's badly in need of a bathroom visit (perhaps she's a dancer, TV reporter, aerobics instructor, or something else that involves looking excited and energetic). Being serious about her work, she soon begins to take advantage of her newfound ability, allowing herself to have close calls in public again and again. But as she continues to enjoy the benefits of her desperation, she starts taking bigger and bigger risks, and it's only a matter of time before she tries to push her luck a little bit too far.

Note that a scenario such as this appears in the epilogue of a doujinshi game called Fushigina Gakkou to Futari no Shoujo, in which a news reporter narrowly avoids wetting herself on camera and discovers that her "energetic" performance made the broadcast a tremendous success.


Theme: Water Purification

Description: Through the use of some phlebotinum magical or otherwise, a woman is able to convert her pee into pure, drinkable water, thus turning her own body into a water purification system for a long desert journey.

gurochan (like most imageboards) doesn't allow direct linking to their images. It's possible to get around that by opening another gurochan page and copying the links instead of just clicking them, but even so they'll eventually disappear along with whatever thread they're posted in. Also, the 'e' at the end of the second link is superfluous and needs to be removed.

Ontopic, the second one looks vaguely like Mayumi from Shuffle!, but I highly doubt that's who it is.

I remember that scene, and it's from a full-length mainstream hentai movie. When I downloaded and skimmed through it years ago that was the only scene I could find with relevant content, and it ends abruptly with no further mention of the laxative or its effects.

I've started on one, although it's going to be shorter than my usual works for several reasons.

Fortunately, coming up with ideas is the easy part for me, so here's a couple for everyone else to use:

1- A pair of catty office ladies become very desperate over the course of an unusually long meeting (or perhaps stewardesses and an interminable takeoff delay, or backup dancers for a pop singer after a long concert or rehearsal or ballerinas or bellydancers or whatever else you can come up with) and afterwards rush to the only available bathroom at the same time and being to squabble over who gets to use it first. Their superior sees the commotion and scolds them both, then orders them into the bathroom together as punishment as well as to force them to try to get along for once. While inside perhaps they proceed to complain about how embarrassing it is, or bicker about who's splashing who. Or perhaps one or both suffers a sudden bout of loud and stinky flatulence. Afterwards they either tacitly agree to never speak of it again, or unexpectedly become friends as a result.

2- A pair of courtesans or maidservants or some such in the Imperial Court (Medieval China or an obvious expy thereof; the inspiration for the setting taken from this old story on B2B) attend their master at a formal banquet which drags on far longer than expected, leaving both of them highly desperate. When the master finally excuses himself, they know there's no time for them to take turns relieving themselves and are forced to do so simultaneously rather than keep their master waiting.

Something similar from years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MswMnTcYF58#
Dammit Margaret, calm the fuck down!

Quote from: OrpheumZero on August 29, 2013, 02:34:13 AM
Got a bit sidetracked, but should be wrapping up the Code Geass story soon enough. In the meantime, I've been thinking about some stories based on Pokémon and the Legend of Zelda, but would like to think of a neat series name for them both. I know it seems kind of irrelevant, but I like cool titles for the stories, especially the long running ones.

Speaking of Zelda, been trying to think of a good scenario for why Malon (from Ocarina of Time) would lay an egg.

Here's an idea:
A mysterious cloaked trader arrives and offers the traditional "cow for magic beans" trade. Malon politely refuses, but the trader doesn't seem to mind at all and even offers her a single bean as a "free sample" or whatever. It turns out that getting her to eat that sample was his real goal, and some time later she suddenly and unexpectedly finds herself laying an egg, which is actually that 'bean' she ate, having grown inside her.

G-spot Express (original title: 悪戯: Itazura)
episode 1: policewoman wets herself while being groped on a train.
episode 2: same policewoman is forcefed laxatives and then bound in a squatting position. Scene cuts before climax.

As I recall, that's exactly how it works in Slimy Thief, although due to being a BE-centered comic, only the "absorbing" phase tends to happen on-panel.

Quote from: OrpheumZero on July 31, 2013, 12:48:13 PM
Yes, Garnet cared about Zidane, in fact the two are in love by the game's end. Of course, I don't think there's ever been a final fantasy without some romance outside of 12 and the mmo games.

FFI barely had characters, so it really doesn't count. From what I can remember V didn't have much romance at all, even in the epilogue. Celes and Locke might end up together in VI, but only if you bother to get Locke back in your party for the ending, and in any event their relationship is barely developed at all. I'm not familiar with the plot of II and III, but as I understand the player characters in III are almost as faceless and interchangeable as in 1, which tends to make developing a believable romance difficult. So that leaves IV, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XIII, which is right around half of the numbered main series (slightly more if you count X-2 as separate). And from what I can tell the ratio in the rest of the spinoffs is even lower: Tactics, Tactics Advance, Crystal Chronicles, Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time, Mystic Quest, Dirge of Cerberus, Before Crisis and Crisis Core were all mostly romance-free as far as I know. That leaves Revenant Wings and possibly Spirits Within and Advent Children if you want to count them. The rest (Tactics Advance 2 and Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, as well as anything I can't think of just now) I'm not really familiar with, so I can't say with any kind of certainty. Adventure was really a Seiken game and Legends I-III were really SaGa games, so none of them count.

In conclusion, I think the only thing we can safely say about Final Fantasy as a whole is that there's a whole lot of it.

The JZBD series has several similar scenes. I think some might even be the result of laxatives.

Here's one. You should be able to find the other 9 easily enough.

The magical girl paradigm is potentially useful, but I think rather than just "she's magically holding it in", a more indirect explanation might be better in keeping with that paradigm:

Magical girls always have a magical girl costume, obviously. And as anyone familiar with the genre will have noticed (probably without consciously making note of it) a magical girl's costume never gets dirty. Normally it's just an artistic convention, but if we were to upgrade that effect to an explicitly defined secondary power, it could be extended easily enough to even ensuring that the magical girl herself can never dirty her own costume, so to speak. To put it more simply, as long as she's in fighting mode her need to go is suppressed. So if she wears the costume for too long and it's suddenly removed, that could easily account for a simultaneous loss of control.

As for the details, maybe she's new at the magical girl thing, or maybe she's only filling in for the costume's actual wearer. Or she's stolen the costume, only for it to return to its rightful master as soon as she activates her transformation sequence.

If you ask me, the more problematic part of that outline is "at the same time". Namely: does it still count if, for instance, the accident leads to the nudity.

Some time ago, while watching various MMD videos in which costumes inexplicably change in the middle of the dance, I came up with the idea for a story in which an idol singer achieves that mid-song costume switch effect with holographic projection. Naturally, circumstances conspire to force her to keep the projector in her panties, where a small accident gets it slightly damp in the middle of the performance, shorting it out and causing the costume to disappear.

As you can see, the two elements here are more connected than in the original description, which I feel makes it more workable. Using phlebotinum in a story is perfectly reasonable so long as one doesn't push the reader's suspension of disbelief too far. Contrived coincidences, likewise, can be justified easily enough in the story's setup with a little work (she was planning to keep the emitter in her bra, but the holograph wasn't designed with one in mind so it kept clipping through the costume and she had to take it off, and that just left her panties). What can't be excused so easily is springing things on the reader in the climax with no warning. Whether it's surprise phlebotinum (aliens show up in an otherwise mundane setting, a pet cat turns out to be telepathic for no good reason, etc.) or surprise coincidences (she just happened to lose control at the same time as she got stripped, maybe handwaved with "the shock and embarrassment" or some such), suspension of disbelief has a much higher threshold to meet than if you set up a sequence of events beforehand to make that climax believable (which in a storytelling context really just means "not quite unbelievable").

As paragon has also pointed out, adding phlebotinum to a story may create a need to explain what that phlebotinum is doing in the setting and how it works, which can lead to a big unwieldy backstory. But there are other options, such as a relatively simple or widely recognizable bit of phlebotinum (the holographic clothing described above doesn't need much explaining because we're familiar with it from Star Trek and Halo and every other sci-fi setting with a hologram in it), or by using an easily recognizable setting (superheroes have superpowers, and we don't need to explain why because people have heard of superheroes before) or even an actual pre-built setting (D&D has options for mind control, invisibility, disappearing objects, etc., all with very thoroughly defined rules freely available on the SRD). Even that powered armor dealie doesn't really require a big messy backstory with aliens and whatnot if you just say "it's part of a secret military experiment". People know about "secret military experiments" and you don't really need to explain any more than that as long as you don't try to do anything silly with it (so a Halo suit might be pushing things, and a giant robot is right out).

So with that out of the way, let's see if I can come up with some actual suggestions:
As above, idol singer with holographic costume, accident shorts out the emitter on stage.

In a setting with D&D rules: An important lady of some sort ends up wearing clothes created with the Minor Creation spell (which seems to be practically designed to produce stuff just so that it can disappear after a specific time limit). My original idea for this actually just involved disappearing underwear. As you may have noticed I kinda have a thing for girls that aren't wearing underwear, especially without realizing it. Anyway, thanks to a spectacular bit of bad timing the creation spell expires while our unfortunate subject is, I dunno, giving a speech or something.

In a modern or near-future setting, a cartoonishly villainous villainess conspires to assassinate a group of people by swallowing a canister of poison gas, which will then remain in her digestive system until released by remote control or something (there was a thread about this sort of thing a while back). Due to the interference of a cartoonishly incompetent wannabe hero, the deadly canister ends up being filled instead with harmless inert gas and also administered to an unsuspecting bystander girl, who as luck would have it hasn't had a bowel movement for some time. When everyone discovers the situation, our hero and our villainess collide in an attempt to salvage their respective goals, someone accidentally rips the bystander's clothes off at the same time as someone pushes the remote control thingy, and the gas pushes out a big dump which, poetically, ends up all over the would-be assassin.

This conclusion makes perfect sense if you:
A: consider 3 stories in the past month to the same thing as 1 story in the past month
B: presume that your own contribution would be even less than said (single-digit number) of stories per month
C: conclude that this smaller potential contribution of yours would make "no difference", evidently in a similarly non-numerical fashion.

In any event, I prefer to think of the site as a hibernating bear. That state of affairs is no less active, strictly speaking, than that of your metaphorical corpse, but a deal less permanent.

I've been working on it for a few weeks, although progress is pretty slow. Hopefully they won't spring the deadline on us at the last minute.