Sakura series on the story site

[yarr]

I got a lot of things going on in life at the moment, so I barely have any time to write anymore in the foreseable future.

Still, when it arrives, part 6 will not be as peaceful and serene as this rather hidden and discreet toilet clogging incident: 

[OrpheumZero]

HEADLINE: BROWN "BABY" FOUND LODGED IN WOMEN'S TOILET.

Like w wind, she comes, dropping trou and choking toilets.

[OrpheumZero]

A bit of bad news, dear readers. Yarr has announced his resignment from the "S.A.S (Sakura's Ass Stoppers)" (Ok I made that commitee up, sue me   ). It is with heavy heart that we must see him go, but Yarr still promises to be a *somewhat* active member of the community, but feels that his current performance is ill fitted for carrying on his duties (heheheh... duty... )

Anyway... while this will likely postpone the next installment of Sakura's clogging adventures for a time. I have decided that in the spirit of the series, a successor is needed. I would ask that Sharkbait, if you'd kindly, might consider taking up the mantle of helping in continuing the ever-exciting adventures of Sakura's rump with me. Of course, I'm open to any and all potential takers, I may even allow for more than just one newblood to join in.  Just keep in mind, you need to think big, because Sakura sure makes big  ;D.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I can think of a few different plots to suggest for Sakura and her prodigious colon, but I don't see myself writing a whole chapter.

[SharkBait]

Fear not, proud forumgoers! I have accepted the bold request, and have become your brave new champion!

*Trumpet noise*

...Or not. Anyway yeah, I'll be picking up where Yarr left off, after catching up on the series (I remember reading two of the parts before, but I need to fill in the gaps.) And comments or suggestions would be much appreciated. Let's consider this an experiment for now.

[yarr]

A successor!



I wish you luck conveying the tales of the toilet killer, key remembrances is "think big" and then "think bigger".


Edit: relevant http://www.mediafire.com/?ch5ieg7mj76qe2e (toilet clogging dumps)

[OrpheumZero]

Glad to see you're definately on board for this. And course, I'm sure Yarr won't mind at least playing the role of a consultant, offering sage advice (and perhaps a sage spray for those really nasty smells Sakura will be leaving behind). And as I said before, if anyone else is interested (and I mean really willing to help out) they're welcome to joining as collaborators for the series as well.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Just in case you could use some inspiration, I'll post a few ideas I had.

1. Sakura is constipated.  Someone who learns of this (and may be slightly insane) is determined to give her an enema for her own good.  They end up going to great lengths to "help" the reluctant girl.

2. Since public toilets have been "vandalized" by Sakura, a (female) security guard won't let her enter one, and they fight.  In a bit of poetic justice, the toilet defender has an accident when she's knocked unconscious.

3. Sakura's bowels are so superhuman that scientists want to study her.  She'll collect money if she consents to some very intimate research into the workings of her digestive system.  At first she says "no, you dirty old men."  But when she'd IDed as the toilet vandal and forced to pay hefty fines for her hefty loads, she realizes she needs that money.

4. Sakura is on board a plane, and lets off a fart so loud it sounds like an explosion.  That, combined with someone overhearing her talking about feeling ready to explode, lead the authorities to think she's carrying a bomb.  She is strip-searched, making her dump her "carry-on luggage."

[OrpheumZero]

Shame to think this series has fellen by the wayside. Though Anime Lover's story was a nice sort of "lost episode". Hopefully something can be figured out soon.