Toasty Rides Again! (...maybe)

[BlueSniper]

Unfortunately I don't play this game, but now this Gaige character makes me want to play it. Or at least write a character who's a thinly-veiled version of her. I look forward to whatever comes of this.

[Toasty]

Still working on the Moxxie story. I'm at just over a thousand words, and I've finally gotten to the "good part" (i.e. she's pooping ), but I'm still sort of waiting for inspiration to strike so I can write the rest of it.

In the meantime, however, I had a pair of story ideas that I figured I'd post here:

1. Star Wars! If you've seen the new Star Wars movie, you'll know that Rey (played by Daisy Ridley, who I think is a total cutie <3) starts out as a scavenger on the desert planet Jakku who makes a living scrounging parts from wrecked starships and trading them with a junk dealer. And by trading junk, she gets rations, which don't look...super great quality. So one can only imagine what they would do to her bowels

What if, after eating these crappy rations for a while, she gets *really* constipated and doesn't poop for days and days...and all of a sudden she has to go while exploring an abandoned star destroyer? I mean, it's totally deserted, so she could go to the bathroom wherever she wants...the whole ship is her toilet! Maybe it's like a game to her, and she tries to find the most fun place to drop her load. The captain's chair, into the trash compactor chute, maybe she pushes out her thick turds into the shield generator control panel, just for kicks. I think the possibilities there could be really entertaining! I might write it eventually, but if someone else feels like giving it a shot, go right ahead!

Phew, that took a while to write and I'm about to head out to a bar to hang with some peeps, so that's all I'm going to post for now. I'll tell my other idea later, I guess. Peace!

[Toasty]

Okay, now that I've sobered up from last night's revelry, I'll post my second idea:

2. I'm currently reading these novels set in a sort of fantasy renaissance setting called the Gentleman Bastard series by Scott Lynch (they're amazing, by the way, I highly recommend them). They star a group of lovable thieves who specialize in elaborate schemes designed to con wealthy, complacent nobles out of their money.

At the beginning of the second novel, our heroes are playing (and cheating) at a game called Carousel Hazard in an exclusive, high stakes casino. The game is essentially a variation of poker played in teams of two, but the interesting part is that the loser of each hand has to drink a vial which is dispensed at random from a spinning, mechanical carousel. The vials contain different types of alcohol of varying strengths, and the team that passes out from inebriation first is the loser.

Well...what if instead of (or in addition to) alcohol, the vials also contained laxatives and diuretics? And did I mention that in the book the opponents are a pair of beautiful women who are well respected socialites in fancy evening dresses?

I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Again, I guess I might write something with this idea one day, but if anyone likes it enough to try and do something with it, I say go right ahead!

[Toasty]

It...is...finished...bluuugh...

http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=943

*falls asleep forever*

(honestly it's not even that long or good, so I don't know why it wore me out so much...just outta practice I guess)

[OrpheumZero]

I felt it was pretty good, and the dump was plenty big for a busty babe like Moxxi. Maybe it wasn't going to put "A Viera and her bowels" to shame, but like you said, you're probably just a bit rusty. And that's hardly a bad thing as it happens to anyone who takes an extended break from writing.

[Toasty]

So I'm replaying Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door, and I just had an idea for a story involving voyeurism while Princess Peach is on the throne...so to speak.

Watch out for it!

[OrpheumZero]

Cool to know. Been wondering when you would do more Peach stuff.

[Toasty]

Just hit 1,000 words, and I haven't even gotten to the "fun part" yet! That's a pretty good sign, I think, since the beginning parts of a story usually take the longest for me.

[Zee_phyro]

Just hit 1,000 words, and I haven't even gotten to the "fun part" yet! That's a pretty good sign, I think, since the beginning parts of a story usually take the longest for me.

Couldn't wait for it, hopefully Peach is suffering a certain problem.... *uhuk*constipation*uhuk*

[Jimmy Olsen]

How's the Peach story coming along?