Story Contest XIV Rules

[Jimmy Olsen]

I might, but right now I don't really feel like it.

[Duce]

well if no one else is planing to enter, I don't want to leave it open, so I need to know if anyones going to enter?

[FallenStar]

I might, but right now I don't really feel like it.

Is that like that old quote:  I might, but I can't, so I won't.  =P

Or:  I might... I could... but I can't... so I won't... and I don't want to.   

[Jimmy Olsen]

On 3 different occasions I've taken it upon myself to write an entry for a contest that had one or zero entries.  I don't feel any obligation to do that again.  Yes, I did come up with this contest theme, but 4 people besides me voted for it, so it's not my fault that there's so little interest.

By the way, if we do decide to scrap this contest, I think it would be nice if FallenStar's entry was made automatically elegible for the next story contest, whatever its theme turns out to be.  It seems only fair that he has a chance to fairly win with this story.

[FallenStar]

On 3 different occasions I've taken it upon myself to write an entry for a contest that had one or zero entries.  I don't feel any obligation to do that again.  Yes, I did come up with this contest theme, but 4 people besides me voted for it, so it's not my fault that there's so little interest.

Sorry, I was trying to be funny there.  :s

By the way, if we do decide to scrap this contest, I think it would be nice if FallenStar's entry was made automatically elegible for the next story contest, whatever its theme turns out to be.  It seems only fair that he has a chance to fairly win with this story.

The only way I could see myself winning the next contest is if you and Orpheum or someone split the poop vote.  xD

[OrpheumZero]

The only way I could see myself winning the next contest is if you and Orpheum or someone split the poop vote.  xD

Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting...

[FallenStar]

Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting...

That's... not quite what I meant, lol.  I'm sure that with the massive amounts of poop that you guys are capable of writing, no underwear could survive intact.  xD

[Jimmy Olsen]

This made me imagine something that might need to have a fic written just to depict it.  Imagine a girl (she'd probably have to be supernatural) who has a bowel movement so painfully hard that, when she loses it before she makes it to the potty, it cuts through her panties like an arrowhead.  ;D

[Duce]

Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting...

lol I believe I have seen that pic too.

[FallenStar]

This contest is dead, Jim.

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[Duce]

well I guess I'm closing this contest, since no one has come forward.