Battleshits World Tournament

[OrpheumZero]

I just wanna know - did "battleshits" exist before Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, or did the film invent the concept?    Cuz like Poowrite, I've never been able to find any sort of rules, or for that matter figure out how the girl "won" in the movie.

Far as I can tell it did originate from Harold and Kumar. Unless of course it was some sort of really vague and hardly known College sport like Beer Pong. Though the movie didn't really have any particular rules, it just seemed to be which girl could make the loudest, plop-iest  load. For this version however, it most certainly should use a combination of load quantity, appearance, delivery (how the girl acts during the unloading), and presentation (do they poop into their pants? Or do it while performing a trick?).

I would definiately say we shouln't have too many tag teams, but it could at least be an interesting kind of "Springboard" story to then write around.

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My rule was that winner is decided by the size of the dump taken.

[OrpheumZero]

Size would probably be the biggest determining factor, but we should also include other things.

[Jimmy Olsen]

If size is going to be so important, there should be size categories for the girls.  It wouldn't be fair for small girls like Hinata to go up against big adult women.

Also, "finalists" implies there will be more than one round.  I imagine it would take a while to accumulate the waste needed for a competition like this.  I'm picturing contestants eating special diets, maybe even anti-diarrhea pills, and abstaining from bowel movements for several days as they prepare for their epic dumps.  So are the rounds a few days apart?  Weeks?  And how many rounds are there?

[OrpheumZero]

Given how shy Hinata is, I wouldn't be surprised if she's the kind of girl who holds it back for days. Either because she's too nervous to dump outside her home or in the woods, or just has that kind of regularity.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Putting a shy girl in a contest like this should be fun.  I can just picture her getting tongue-tied in a pre-match interview.

[OrpheumZero]

If Naruto is there rooting for her, you can bet she'll close to passing out from the crushing waves of embarrassment. 

[Jimmy Olsen]

She could make eye contact with him, and suddenly lose her whole load against her will.  Maybe that's how her performance goes.

[OrpheumZero]

So she craps herself twice in a story? I like it. And at least Sakura and Ino are innocent this time....

[Jimmy Olsen]

It would be cool if she loses it accidentally, but the timer had started so it counts as her performance, and the judges like it better than her competitor's carefully rehearsed dump.

[OrpheumZero]

Certainly an idea. She's too nervous to think of how she was gonna shit, then gets surprised by Naruto appearing to encourage her, and winds up winning because she just dropped a massive load into her sweatpants.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Yeah, and her cute accident makes for a better performance than her competitor, who has more practice and more poop.

Another neat event would be a girl who can't get it out on command.  She seems too bound-up to poop.  But, with moments left on the clock, she whips out a suppository, inserts it, and it takes effect before the timer buzzes.

[OrpheumZero]

That, or you could apply that to Hinata's sheepishness. She's trying to poop on command, but is too nervous. Then seeing Naruto in the crowd overwhelms her and she litterally "Gushes".

[Jimmy Olsen]

Then seeing Naruto in the crowd overwhelms her and she litterally "Gushes".

Best pun ever! 

[Plan C]

Should this be the first one, or is there already an established champ? If there isn't, I've got an idea for who it could be.