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Summary:

Haruhi Suzumiya has to pee during a test in class.  

This normally wouldn't be a problem for the eccentric genius except 1) it's a preliminary college placement exam and 2) she can't concentrate due to a growing need in her bladder.  On top of it all, the Proctor for the test won't let anyone leave until every portion of the test has been administered, which will take about 2 1/2 hours. It's barely been and hour, but Haruhi is already bursting. Can she make it to the end of the test?


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Summary:

The SOS Brigade plans to see the new theme park, which is said to be exceptionally large.  While the group discusses what they plan to do for their day at the park, Haruhi sneaks off to the kitchen to get everyone's drinks together.  Jealous of Mikuru for always being able to take Kyon's attention from her, Haruhi tries to get even with her by spiking her drink with a powerful laxative.  Unfortunately, Kyon catches her as she is adding it to the drink, and Haruhi is forced to take the bottle she spiked as her own in order to keep Kyon from finding out what she was doing.  (She knows that Kyon would ruin her plans if he knew.)

At the park, Haruhi is overwhelmed with how amaznig the rides are, and forgets that she is carrying a spiked drink.  Naturally, she drinks it dry, and doesn't remember that her drink was spiked until her stomach gurgles.  To make matters worse, the number of bathrooms is sparse, and the number of fully functional ones is even lower.  Now Haruhi has to find a working toile in a park full of people without letting her friends know what's going on.  Will she make it in time?


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Summary:

Maria has to go to the bathroom (whether it's pee, poop, or both is up to the author), but her busy schedule as the leader of Quark keeps her from getting a chance to relieve herself.  With each report, meeting, and crew member she runs into, she gets even more desperate.  When she finally gets what seems to be a break in the action, she goes to her room only to realize she can't find her keycard, which means she can't enter her room (let alone use the toilet).  Desperate for relief, Maria is left with two choices:

1. hold it in and look for her missing keycard.

2. swallow her pride and ask to use another crew member's toilet. 


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Summary:

The Plot: A highschool girl has spent the last year constantly getting teased about her weak bladder by the other girls in her school, as well as some other girls around town.  (She regularly has to go in the middle of every class and almost never makes t all the way home after school, usually being forced to "improvise a pit stop" along the way.)  During one of her "improvised pit stops" (presumably in an alley), the girl meets a mysterious old man, who grants her wish to have a "normal bladder, like the other girls."  

The Twist:  Instead of making her bladder stronger, he weakens the bladder of every girl in town!  This leads to some long lines, a lot of wettings, and a LOT of "improvised pit stops" by all.

Realizing what she had done, the girl seeks out the old man, in the hopes that he can undo the wish.


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