The Envy of Haruhi Suzumiya by packrat
Summary:

The SOS Brigade plans to see the new theme park, which is said to be exceptionally large.  While the group discusses what they plan to do for their day at the park, Haruhi sneaks off to the kitchen to get everyone's drinks together.  Jealous of Mikuru for always being able to take Kyon's attention from her, Haruhi tries to get even with her by spiking her drink with a powerful laxative.  Unfortunately, Kyon catches her as she is adding it to the drink, and Haruhi is forced to take the bottle she spiked as her own in order to keep Kyon from finding out what she was doing.  (She knows that Kyon would ruin her plans if he knew.)

At the park, Haruhi is overwhelmed with how amaznig the rides are, and forgets that she is carrying a spiked drink.  Naturally, she drinks it dry, and doesn't remember that her drink was spiked until her stomach gurgles.  To make matters worse, the number of bathrooms is sparse, and the number of fully functional ones is even lower.  Now Haruhi has to find a working toile in a park full of people without letting her friends know what's going on.  Will she make it in time?


Categories: Other
Characters: None
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