Ashley must've been holding it for a while now, what's she to do when the urge starts coming in strong?

Split into multiple versions, each one having our little damsel in distress suffering humiliation through different outcomes.

All of CAPCOM's characters have a festival to promote all of their new games. However, in the middle of it all, how are Jill (Resident Evil 5) and Trish (Devil May Cry 4) going to settle an argument over who's going to be Leon's new girlfriend? Our favorite hero, (Well, not everyone's favorite, anyway) Leon, has a solution. NOTE: I may add another chapter. But, the original idea had only one. However, it DOES sound interesting. I'll let people read and review first, and let them tell me what they want. However, I will be deciding what the alternate chapter should be.  Disclaimer*: All characters, weapons and locations are the property of their respective owners. The original plot, however, is the Author's idea. The Author is in now way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement intended. 2ND NOTE: Like I said in my other Fic, if it says it's from a series, I DID NOT PUT THAT THERE AND I'M NOT TRYING TO STEAL ANYONE'S IDEAS!!! Plus, due to my Temperal Autism, as mentioned in my first Fic, it might have a couple of spelling errors. If so, leave a review telling me where it's at and I'll fix it.