It's just another boring day as the Going Marry drifts through the Grand Line. But Nami is starting to feel the need for some 'private time', but has had issues in the past. What's a girl to do when the male members of her crew can't seem to stop barging in on her? And will she be able to protect her dignity when she goes for a shit a week in the making?

When Robin feels nature's call beckoning her, and her path to relief blocked, the raven haired archeologist just may have to rely on an unconventional method.