Invasion of the Bowel Snatchers by Jimmy Olsen
Summary: A rocklike alien or robot crashes to Earth and explodes into tiny pieces. These pieces can operate independently, like bacteria or nanites, but can't move to reform under their own power. Millennia pass, and the microscopic pieces of the alien are buried by sediment, becoming part of an aquifer (underground reservoir). When the area is settled and the aquifer tapped, the alien particles come to life in the bodies of the people who drink the wellwater. This would probably take place in Feudal Japan or rural America. . Once all of the bits of the alien have been drawn out of the well, there are hundreds of women unknowingly inhabited by these tiny beasties, which then take control of their minds. Some reason can be contrived to explain why the men aren't affected. . Then the particles, all of one mind, execute their plan. First they block any awareness that the hosts have to poop, buying them time to congregate in the colon over a period of days. Then one night the women all receive the inescapable command to walk into a certain field and deposit the living particles there. This epic-scale buddy dumping frees the aliens of their human hosts, beginning the next phase. The women's minds snap back to normal, and the alien particles (and the malleable semisolid medium they're now suspended in) form together into a giant life-form. What this poop golem will do once it's formed is up to the author.
Categories: Original
Characters: None
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