All-Natural Relief by paragon
Summary: So some mythical creatures out there risk becoming disowned by their own kind if they eat our food, have sex with us, or any other action that uses something from our world. One particular group of elves (or what have you) are allowed to live alongside humans as long as they don't use our bathrooms—no toilets, no outhouses, just as long as they relieve themselves on something natural like a plant or a stream. One day, a particular magical being is separated from her "toilet totem," and must find a way to relieve herself on something natural while in the middle of the human world.

Alternate version: Our magical character wears a cloth diaper woven by her people to prevent this kind of problem, but an amorous human appears determined to get it off her at the same time she needs to use it the most.
Categories: Original
Characters: None
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