French landslides by yarr
Summary: The height of decadence since the fall of the Roman empire, sun king Ludvig XIV's Château de Versailles. At this months and even years long eternal feast and political powerstruggle many wondrous things took place among many wondrous people. One such being a young noblewoman, whose genetic disposition to enormous apetite coupled with a enormously roomy stomach and bowels and a equally roomy and shapely rear end caused many a legendary sessions of relief on the poor royal toilets and elsewhere from the endless availability of rich and ample food combined with her talents. As(s) long as the French nobility were commanded by the king to live under his luxurious roof, the endless supply of food and festivities caused a certain damsel to always hope to relieve herself unnoticed, despite having the odds, and her body working against her. pherhaps whispers and gossip of the most unladylike bodily functions regularly taking place sometimes even reached the ear of the king.
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