It's Not Easy Being a Bunny by Jimmy Olsen
Summary: On a bet with her friends, a junk food addict goes all of Halloween without eating any candy or sweets. She even puts her own spin on the challenge: Her Halloween costume is a bunny (or maybe a Playboy bunny) and she eats nothing but carrots all day. She wins the bet and is a big hit at the Halloween party, and everything turns out great for her...until the next day when she has a tummyache and can't poop. She wrestles with constipation for a while before finally taking a big orange dump. The moral of the story: Carrots are best in moderation.
Categories: Original
Characters: None
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