Theme: Desperate Teacher
Deadline: May 31.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on March 27, 2009, 10:13:09 PM
Theme: Desperate Teacher
Description: A teacher (any subject) badly needs to use the bathroom while she's teaching her class. From there it can go any way you choose. I think this could be very fun, and there are lots of anim? with cute teachers to write a fic about.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on March 27, 2009, 10:13:09 PM
Theme: Desperate Teacher
Description: A teacher (any subject) badly needs to use the bathroom while she's teaching her class. From there it can go any way you choose. I think this could be very fun, and there are lots of anim? with cute teachers to write a fic about.
Clearly, I'm not watching enough anime. I can't think of a single one with a cute teacher character :012:.
Oh well, maybe I'll be able to come up with something anyway.
Sailor Moon comes to mind;
Mrs. Haruna really seems to have a rather attractive body in at least *one* episode.
Are we talking about the panty-flash episode that wasn't shown in the dub?
To be honest, I can only think of 3 attractive anime teachers off the top of my head, but I don't know all that many anime so I assume there must be quite a few (especially when you consider that "hot for teacher" is one of the most popular and mainstream of fetishes).
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 07, 2009, 08:21:01 PM
Are we talking about the panty-flash episode that wasn't shown in the dub?
To be honest, I can only think of 3 attractive anime teachers off the top of my head, but I don't know all that many anime so I assume there must be quite a few (especially when you consider that "hot for teacher" is one of the most popular and mainstream of fetishes).
Although that is one episode that shows off her attractiveness, there is one that actually made it to American shores in the dub - Melvin takes pictures of her while she is exercising at Jedite's Gym.
I never saw that, heard of that, or imagined it would exist. :o What's the episode #, out of curiosity?
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 08, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
I never saw that, heard of that, or imagined it would exist. :o What's the episode #, out of curiosity?
I'm not quite sure - it's within the first ten episodes, obviously (those are the only Jedite episodes)... I'm thinking it's like two, three, or four - I think it's called "Slim City"...
Right! The one where they edited out Usagi's cleavage. Don't ask me why I remembered that and nothing else.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 08, 2009, 03:46:17 AM
Right! The one where they edited out Usagi's cleavage. Don't ask me why I remembered that and nothing else.
I rather think it's quite obvious why you remembered that, considering what kind of site this is. :P
Although personally, I'm more an Amy/Ami fan (and rather moreso for Hotaru)... There was one episode (where she first showed up, I think) where Ami was supposed to be "leading" the class, so I wonder if I should write something with her instead... ;D
I don't find breasts interesting, so that's not the reason I found the cleavage-cutting memorable.
Ami's my favorite too. When I was in school I was much like a male version of Ami, so naturally I gravitate toward her. But honestly I'd take any of the Inner Senshi (except maybe Makoto). They're all tasty treats. ^-^
A fanfic with an older version of Ami student teaching sounds enticing... ;D
Other anime involving teachers who could have entertaining desperation scenes:
Onegai Teacher
Azumanga Daioh
And that's just off the top of my head (and I don't watch a whole bunch of anime either).
Actually, there's a third one, but I'm totally planning to use that one so back off ;D
Speaking of Azumanga teachers in desperation situations, I have a pic where one of the teachers is making the other one pee herself on her desk... I could totally see that in a fanfic. :)
The one attractive anime teacher I can think of who hasn't been mentioned yet is Hideki's teacher in Chobits. But I'm sure there are more of them.
can there be desperate students or a full desperate class too?;)
There can be a desperate anybody so long as there is also a desperate teacher who's supposed to be teaching a class.
I suppose this *is* pee and poop right? 'cause if both are allowed, I might do one where I use Ami Mizuno (Sailor Mercury) as a teacher's assistant... xD
All I got to do is tell my RPin' buddies to give me a day off xD
Sounds great! ^-^
Okay then... I figure I'll use both Ami Mizuno and mah girl, Hotaru... though, I think Ami will be the one to get "most embarrassed"... lol
yay! finally another fic by you!
can't wait ^_^
My contest entry is up now for anyone that wants to read and review it.
And Jimmy, sorry, but it's got what "makes you sick to your stomach", but if you choose to review it, I would ask only that you focus on grammar and story plot, okay? I hate the idea that something I write causes someone physical illness. =/
Personally, I don't understand how anyone could get ill from what you write. I mean, someone already enjoys reading about a girl of questionable age taking a huge shit, then I don't think they can suddenly get all quesy over same girl cumming all the place. Sure, I don't like some things, but I'm not exactly disguested beyond words *unless it's something like cruelty to animals, seriously sick pedo shit, or guro stuff; that's where I start to get disturbed*. People have their own tastes, but as the saying goes, "If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all." The only time this phrase should be ignored is when you think honest criticism will help someone improve, and then that's only when you're doing to benifit just that person, not yourself included.
In short, I think ol' Jimmy boy needs to lighten up a bit, not trying to be rude or nothing, just saying to ease up and not be so bothered.
It's a super religious conservative thing, as far as I know... They don't like masturbation - they call it self-abuse - and they don't generally think too highly of sex itself. If I'm not much mistaken, they think it's corruptive and, in a way, they're right. It's very highly addictive. ;D
Quote from: FallenStar on May 23, 2009, 10:59:48 PM
It's a super religious conservative thing, as far as I know... They don't like masturbation - they call it self-abuse - and they don't generally think too highly of sex itself. If I'm not much mistaken, they think it's corruptive and, in a way, they're right. It's very highly addictive. ;D
Feh! What does religion know? It said my ancestor's *Native Americans* were wrongfully living on the land that's why it was perfectly alright to give them blanekets crawling with disease. Righteous and just my butt.
And yet, they manage to gain more and more members and have one of the largest political machines in the country. Go figure.
It's not a religious issue at all. Ever since I first heard about self-pleasuring I've thought it was gross. That's all there is to it. The same goes for certain types of sex that don't follow the standard procedure.
I read your contest entry and posted a review. I'm trying not to offend you, but it remains to be seen if I succeeded.
On an unrelated note, did you ever read the Zelda bladder desperation story I posted in the Interactive Stories?
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 24, 2009, 02:29:06 AM
It's not a religious issue at all. Ever since I first heard about self-pleasuring I've thought it was gross. That's all there is to it. The same goes for certain types of sex that don't follow the standard procedure.
I can understand how certain fetishes would make someone feel ill - things like vomit and, for me, personally, poop/feces/scat are against my personal preferences. However, that being said - you calling Masturbating "Self-abuse" IS a religious viewpoint, even if it's *not* your particular religion. Rigid Catholics, for example, call it as such. Again, I don't say this is your particular point of view, just merely pointing out my evidence for why I believed it was religiously motivated.
QuoteI read your contest entry and posted a review. I'm trying not to offend you, but it remains to be seen if I succeeded.
Nothing offensive in there that I could tell. I am glad that you chose to focus on the story issues and not talking about how Masturbation makes you physically ill.
QuoteOn an unrelated note, did you ever read the Zelda bladder desperation story I posted in the Interactive Stories?
No, sure haven't. I get up at like 12-1PM and from the moment I get up, people are IM'ing me wanting to RP and I don't often get a chance to just sit down and breathe until it's after midnight or so, by which time, I'm about ready for bed, lol
>_>;
You know... I did want to win one of these contests, but at the rate things are going, I'm only going to win because no one else competed against me. That doesn't sit well with me. I'd like to be able to win because of my superior writing, not because I was the only one to write. xD
be careful what you wish for, Once, i was the only one to enter a contest, then someone else entered and i lost >_<
Quote from: Anime Lover on May 25, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
be careful what you wish for, Once, i was the only one to enter a contest, then someone else entered and i lost >_<
I would rather lose fairly than to win just because I happened to have a few moments. >_>;
Well we've never awarded a win to someone by default over lack of competition and we aren't going to start any time soon. If no one else enters before the due date, then it'll be pushed back until we have some more entries.
I'd like for both Orpheum and Jimmy to participate with poop only stories to split the poop vote so that I win by a landslide ;D
Quote from: Anime Lover on May 25, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
be careful what you wish for, Once, i was the only one to enter a contest, then someone else entered and i lost >_<
Yes, to me! 8)
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 25, 2009, 11:06:11 PM
Quote from: Anime Lover on May 25, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
be careful what you wish for, Once, i was the only one to enter a contest, then someone else entered and i lost >_<
Yes, to me! 8)
Appears from out of nowhere and throws a Shock Grenade at Jimmy.*Goes back to playing inFamous*
KHAAAN! >:(
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 29, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
KHAAAN! >:(
Khan? I'm Cole, THE ELECTRIC MAN!!! *Summons Thunder Storm on your ass*
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 29, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
KHAAAN! >:(
Khan? I'm Cole, THE ELECTRIC MAN!!! *Summons Thunder Storm on your ass*
*throws Water on Cole, causing him to short circuit and asplode all over the place*
Quote from: FallenStar on May 31, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 29, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
KHAAAN! >:(
Khan? I'm Cole, THE ELECTRIC MAN!!! *Summons Thunder Storm on your ass*
*throws Water on Cole, causing him to short circuit and asplode all over the place*
*Revives a few seconds later from a stretcher near a dock*
Think again, jackass! *Activates Karmic Overload and spams Megaton Hammer and Shock Grenades*
Hey, at least he has a good reason for getting killed by water, unlike every other videogame character ever.
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 01:46:26 AM
Quote from: FallenStar on May 31, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 29, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
KHAAAN! >:(
Khan? I'm Cole, THE ELECTRIC MAN!!! *Summons Thunder Storm on your ass*
*throws Water on Cole, causing him to short circuit and asplode all over the place*
*Revives a few seconds later from a stretcher near a dock*
Think again, jackass! *Activates Karmic Overload and spams Megaton Hammer and Shock Grenades*
Boy am I glad that Karma only does 1 HP of damage to me. ;D
Then again, Megaton Hammer can't hurt a guy with over 90,000 HP. >=D
Quote from: FallenStar on May 31, 2009, 04:18:06 AM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 01:46:26 AM
Quote from: FallenStar on May 31, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
Quote from: OrpheumZero on May 31, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on May 29, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
KHAAAN! >:(
Khan? I'm Cole, THE ELECTRIC MAN!!! *Summons Thunder Storm on your ass*
*throws Water on Cole, causing him to short circuit and asplode all over the place*
*Revives a few seconds later from a stretcher near a dock*
Think again, jackass! *Activates Karmic Overload and spams Megaton Hammer and Shock Grenades*
Boy am I glad that Karma only does 1 HP of damage to me. ;D
Then again, Megaton Hammer can't hurt a guy with over 90,000 HP. >=D
Think again....
Ah well... can we call this contest over now? :P
So is anyone else planing on entering this contest?
BTW FallenStar your fic is not also in the Sailor Moon category for some reason.
Quote from: Duce on June 01, 2009, 12:28:24 AM
So is anyone else planing on entering this contest?
BTW FallenStar your fic is not also in the Sailor Moon category for some reason.
It only gave me one choice of category. >_>;
Is anybody working on an entry for this? Poowrite? Kimiko? Birgit? ???
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on June 04, 2009, 04:54:28 AM
Is anybody working on an entry for this? Poowrite? Kimiko? Birgit? ???
I don't think Poob's into it, but I can't speak to anyone else. Still, I'd hate for the only contest I participate in, for me to win simply because no one else entered. Why don't you write something, Jimmy? Then you can beat me and all will be right with the universe? ;D
I might, but right now I don't really feel like it.
well if no one else is planing to enter, I don't want to leave it open, so I need to know if anyones going to enter?
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on June 05, 2009, 12:37:09 AM
I might, but right now I don't really feel like it.
Is that like that old quote: I might, but I can't, so I won't. =P
Or: I might... I could... but I can't... so I won't... and I don't want to. :P
On 3 different occasions I've taken it upon myself to write an entry for a contest that had one or zero entries. I don't feel any obligation to do that again. Yes, I did come up with this contest theme, but 4 people besides me voted for it, so it's not my fault that there's so little interest.
By the way, if we do decide to scrap this contest, I think it would be nice if FallenStar's entry was made automatically elegible for the next story contest, whatever its theme turns out to be. It seems only fair that he has a chance to fairly win with this story.
Quote from: Jimmy Olsen on June 06, 2009, 11:52:35 PM
On 3 different occasions I've taken it upon myself to write an entry for a contest that had one or zero entries. I don't feel any obligation to do that again. Yes, I did come up with this contest theme, but 4 people besides me voted for it, so it's not my fault that there's so little interest.
Sorry, I was trying to be funny there. :s
QuoteBy the way, if we do decide to scrap this contest, I think it would be nice if FallenStar's entry was made automatically elegible for the next story contest, whatever its theme turns out to be. It seems only fair that he has a chance to fairly win with this story.
The only way I could see myself winning the next contest is if you and Orpheum or someone split the poop vote. xD
Quote from: FallenStar on June 07, 2009, 12:10:55 AM
The only way I could see myself winning the next contest is if you and Orpheum or someone split the poop vote. xD
Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting... :P
Quote from: OrpheumZero on June 07, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting... :P
That's... not quite what I meant, lol. I'm sure that with the massive amounts of poop that you guys are capable of writing, no underwear could survive intact. xD
This made me imagine something that might need to have a fic written just to depict it. Imagine a girl (she'd probably have to be supernatural) who has a bowel movement so painfully hard that, when she loses it before she makes it to the potty, it cuts through her panties like an arrowhead. ;D
Quote from: OrpheumZero on June 07, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
Heheheheh, ironic. I once saw a picture with a girl pooping into a thong and it splitting... :P
lol I believe I have seen that pic too.
This contest is dead, Jim.
>.>
<.<
well I guess I'm closing this contest, since no one has come forward.