General Nyou Discussion

[Jimmy Olsen]

To increase activity, I thought I'd try to make a thread for more general discussion without a specific topic.  I don't think it would bother the mods if we just chatted, so long as it has something to do with the website and its subject.  Like maybe people can talk about unfinished stories and story ideas, or tell about times they witnessed girls "going" for real, or other things like that.

I'll start this off with a rant.  I hate those T.V. commercials they have for fiber.  They illustrate how repressed our society is when it comes to some things that we can have a 30 second commercial for a product that's only purpose it so make the user defecate in a regular and healthy fashion, without ever coming out and saying or showing that that's what it's for.  It seems like it would make more sense if they either didn't advertise these products on T.V., or advertised them in a reasonable way.  These self-censored commercials are a really weird medium between those options, and seem more frustrating and annoying than if there were just no commercials like that at all. 

The one that annoys me the most is the one for Benefiber that has the model in front of a white background.  Of course, any commercial using sex appeal is open to criticism, but this is especially egregious since she has nothing to do with anything.  All she does is twirl around and look attractive, and there's a stupid special effect that's supposed to represent the toxins coming out of her body.  This commercial never once mentions the product's real function, just says that it promotes health and rids the body of toxins.  Never a word about how the toxins get out, forget about showing what it would actually look like.  At least the commercial with the woman on the hammock (I think it's for a different brand of fiber) admits that the product "makes you go." 

Well, there's my 2 cents.  Contribute your own 2 cents if you feel like it, or just talk about any random thing that relates to Nyou Fiction and its subject matter.  Whatever generates activity and discussion.

[FallenStar]

I had a problem with Subway's commercials that made it seem as though if you have *one* hamburger, you're going to order 10 plates of fried foods and have (on the menu no less): an order of shame, a side order of guilt and all that jazz.

I mean, honestly...  Trying to promote your product by dragging down everyone else? How is that ethically legal?! That's like saying "Don't buy from him, he'll eat your cat!" or something even stupider than that.

Oh and don't even get me started on "THIS IS BOB."... I swear, if I wanted a longer one of ... *ahem*... those, I wouldn't look to BOB as a shining example of manhood...  the grinning idiot.  >_>;

[solomance]

I mean, honestly...  Trying to promote your product by dragging down everyone else? How is that ethically legal?! That's like saying "Don't buy from him, he'll eat your cat!" or something even stupider than that.

I seem to notice that mostly with car commercials. And strangely, the Korean car brands are rarely put down in these manners. You just hear about how "This car is better than *insert American, Japanese, or even a European car model*. The fact that some commercials from Korean auto makers do this doesn't help either.

[Toasty]

I just witnessed something amazing, and this is the best place to report it. I'm a big fan of (the re-imagined) Battlestar Galactica, and in that series Starbuck is a hostshot female pilot. She's pretty hot, but she's also a giant badass who doesn't care what anyone else thinks of her. Additionally, aboard the Battlestar, it seems like toilets are all unisex. So of course, I always secretly dreamed of seeing her on the toilet.

My dream came true!

In the most recent episode, "Islanded in a Stream of Stars", we get to see her on the toilet with the stall door open while she talks to another character who is currently shaving. He just sort of looks at her and she nonchalantly says, "What? The latch was broken." I'm not sure of this, but I thought I heard a faint peeing sound effect in the background of that scene. It could have been the sink where the guy was shaving, though.

The episode will probably be up on scifi.com in the next day or so, so you can check it out there if you want. Now we just need to see a Six doing her business...

[OrpheumZero]

I had a problem with Subway's commercials that made it seem as though if you have *one* hamburger, you're going to order 10 plates of fried foods and have (on the menu no less): an order of shame, a side order of guilt and all that jazz.

I mean, honestly...  Trying to promote your product by dragging down everyone else? How is that ethically legal?! That's like saying "Don't buy from him, he'll eat your cat!" or something even stupider than that.

Oh and don't even get me started on "THIS IS BOB."... I swear, if I wanted a longer one of ... *ahem*... those, I wouldn't look to BOB as a shining example of manhood...  the grinning idiot.  >_>;

I actually once thought about making some weird parody of those stupid bob commercials, with the usual themes seen here. Though I can't really think of anything, maybe someone else? ;D

[Jimmy Olsen]

Toasty: I remember hearing about a Battlestar Galactica female toilet scene a couple years ago.  Are you talking about that or a new one?

Orpheum: A story that parodies phallic enhancement commercials and includes female excretion?  I have an idea that springs to mind, although it isn't all that good or all that related-to-what-you're-talking-about.  Suppose there's some guy who asks a deity/magical artifact/whatever to be more "masculine."  It grants his wish, and he gets "enhanced" and is happy.  However to keep the Universe balanced it correspondingly reduced the masculinity of another guy, vaporizing his "manhood" and turning him into a woman.  She (he) is willing to do anything to reclaim her lost manhood, and that's the driving force of the plot.  And having a male mind in a woman's body gives the author an excuse to do a female peeing scene and other fun stuff.

Randomness: Yesterday night I heard a girl fart.  That was very strange for me, since I had never witnessed that with a girl before (not counting relatives).  It was a cute girl, too.

[Toasty]

Jimmy: This was definitely a new scene, as the episode just aired this past Friday. I'm not sure what scene you might be referring to; I think I can recall a scene where a six (lady Cylon) talks to someone through a stall door briefly, but that wasn't nearly as daring as filming Starbuck on the pot.

[Anime Lover]

I say that ep too and I'm pretty sure Starbuck was actually peeing (sound too), you can see her reach for toilet paper to wipe and pull up her pants

[OrpheumZero]

Orpheum: A story that parodies phallic enhancement commercials and includes female excretion?  I have an idea that springs to mind, although it isn't all that good or all that related-to-what-you're-talking-about.  Suppose there's some guy who asks a deity/magical artifact/whatever to be more "masculine."  It grants his wish, and he gets "enhanced" and is happy.  However to keep the Universe balanced it correspondingly reduced the masculinity of another guy, vaporizing his "manhood" and turning him into a woman.  She (he) is willing to do anything to reclaim her lost manhood, and that's the driving force of the plot.  And having a male mind in a woman's body gives the author an excuse to do a female peeing scene and other fun stuff.

......

Um, no.. not quite what I meant. More like some goofy rag on a drug that makes a girl crap in some very exaggerated, inhuman way. But with the same obnoxiously cheery feel that those danged 'Bob' commercials have.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Okay, I didn't know where you were going with that.

So you mean a commercial for a laxative where the woman is all chipper and cheery now that she can actually crap?

[OrpheumZero]

Kinda, just basically a parody of how those commercials play out, but with something more... 'taboo' than some guy's stupid dong.

[DrBones]

It seems as if Anon is now so full of Spam and spyware that windows won't even let me open it at all.  I tried tuning all my anti-spyware setting on, off and even got a new program and I can do everything except open their sites!   

Anyway, as I may never be able to go there again, I have a lot of nice new pics. and links I would still like to share.  I've seen Yarr put up quite a few images here and if someone could tell me how to work the "Insert" tool, would anyone mind me putting a bunch of pics. and stuff in this tread from time to time? 

I would never ask you guys to summarize all the new activity on Nyou 2 just for me, but it just really $&%#ing pisses me off to be out of the loop!    I'd like to tell you it gives me more time to work on my stories, but I just seem to find other stuff to waste time on. 

[FallenStar]

Yeah, anything on AnonIB should be shut down.  After Alphabet sold it, it just hasn't been the same at all.  Too many ads and spyware and crap.  >_<;

If there was only a way to put up a board like that on this hostname.   

[OrpheumZero]

I've been meaning to ask if anyone was having problems with the site as well. I swear, I go to the site, and bam a stupid window saying something has to shut down comes up, then a a pop-up, then the page acts goes to the 'can't connect' page like the net wasn't working. *Sigh* It's a shame, the site really hasn't been the same since the reigns were taken from Duce. Hopefully we can find a new place or something, given that I do like being able to post and comment like 4chan, but since they don't allow scat (and threads are timed), there isn't much else. Gurochan isn't bad, but seems to have the 4chan spirit of descending into stupidity at random times and again, I think the threads are timed, just not as short as on 4chan.

[FallenStar]

It actually wasn't that guy's fault, Orpheum - it was the new management after Alphabet sold the "entire" AnonIB to them. They started to put in ads to pay for the thing and those ads have spyware and crap up the wazoo in them.  And if anyone happens to complain about them, *that* member gets banned and the ads are allowed to continue there.  >_>;

That site is all about making money now - it's not like it used to be when Alphabet was there.  And what really happened to bring Duce out of ownership is that some dumbass kid posted Child Porn on it and the FBI took it down temporarily until those images were removed. 

Duce was going to remake it, but he didn't act quickly enough and that other guy had it - honestly, he was a great guy - even let me be moderator there and Duce as well - but the "new" owners really "fucked shit up" with it.  >_>;