Unusual toilets

[Toasty]

You know, in the however many years that the Nyou fiction site has been up, there have been a lot of strange objects used as toilets. Some were intended for that purpose and some definitely were not. I'm going to try and name all of the objects that I can remember being used as toilets in various fics, and then I'd like to ask you, the readers, to submit your own suggestions.

When we're done, we should have a list of possible toilets; some that have been used already, some that have not. This could be useful for authors looking for ideas, as a peculiar toilet can serve as the inspiration for a story all on it's own.

Anyway, enough talking. Let's get started!

1. A western toilet (duh)

2. A squat toilet (duh)

3. Underwear

4. The floor/ground

5. A robot (DragonBall GT multi path story)

6. A urinal (Franziska von Karma in: Bathroom Turnabout)

7. A shapeshifter (When the Lights Go Down)

8. A Zero Suit (guess)

9. A Volcano (Melina)

10. A Mirror (The Princess and the Pee)

11. A Lake (Tazarel and the Giantess)

12. An Outhouse

13. An Airplane Toilet (Another Kind of "Mile High" Club)

14. A Plastic Container (A Fly on the Wall... A Green One)

15. A Bucket

Okay, those are 15 I can remember off the top of my head...now add some of your own!

[livinginfinite]

Well, I'll start off with Samus' power suit...and not to be obnoxious, but I totally wish your armor pooping fic were going to be about Samus instead. If I could just make my art come out right, I'd like to draw up a diagram as to how I think her waste is handled.

Also, a diaper. I don't know that many people here are into that...but it's tough to find good diaper content that isn't full out AB stuff.

[Poowrite]

Hmmm, I'll try to add...

A plug suit
A plastic shopping bag
A knapsack
A school locker
An Alchemy Pot (Jessica's Concoction)
A mop bucket
A kitchen/bathroom sink
A bathtub
A hollowed out log?
A lunchbox
A pizza box

[Jimmy Olsen]

A coffee pot.  I can't remember if I ever wrote it as a challenge, but I would love for somebody to write a scene where somebody at an office or some place like that pees into a coffee pot because time is running out and she's out of options.  Someone walks in after she's done, and she paints herself into a corner when she pretends she's just making coffee and pours the potful of pee into the machine.

A giant litter box (come on, catgirl fans!)

Newspapers laid on the floor

A bush

A tree

A fire hydrant (doggirls, anyone?)

A large and absorbant sponge

A child's potty

[Micro]

I once dated a girl who had used a cinder block as a toilet while pooping. She had a friend who lived on a farm, and I guess the barn was quite a way from the house. The two of them were out there for some reason one day, and she needed to go, but didn't want to walk all the way back to the house to do it. So she turned the block on its side and sat down with her butt over one of the holes to do her business.

[solomance]

Well, there's one unusual toilet that has received some negative views given the circumstances for it, the poopsock. I believe that term was coined by the MMO EverQuest in that players would use socks as makeshift toilets so they can keep on playing without needing to run for an actual toilet.

I'm also surprised no one mentioned cups being used as toilets too. (Usually for the purpose of taking urine samples.)

Oh and if anyone is thinking about making a story about someone getting the urge to go while driving, I wouldn't be surprised to see car gloveboxes being used in this manner. That also reminded me of a desperation scene where a girl just pees out of a car by putting her butt outside of the car through a window, the name of that movie isn't coming to mind right now though.

[Duce]

That also reminded me of a desperation scene where a girl just pees out of a car by putting her butt outside of the car through a window, the name of that movie isn't coming to mind right now though.

that actually reminds me of a movie too I think it was called Rat Race, though the girl need to poop, I can't remember much about it though, I do remember they was pulled over and a cop was wiping his windshield off lol though

A plastic shopping bag

lol reminds me of that lucky star pic, I remember seeing a translation of it too.

[solomance]

that actually reminds me of a movie too I think it was called Rat Race, though the girl need to poop, I can't remember much about it though, I do remember they was pulled over and a cop was wiping his windshield off lol though

That's the movie where that scene I mentioned was from!

[Quagmire]

The glovebox reminds me of the work of genius that is "Twisted Toyfare Theater," once the Hulk locked himself AND the keys inside the Defenders' car.  "Rargh!  Glovebox full and Hulk STILL have to go!"  TTT is great, but the potty humor therein is like most of the rest, and male-centric.

Ah, the bucket...memories!  See, I had a female friend when I was a kid, their family would move a lot but still stay within the general area.  I remember her showing me the outhouse they had at one place, and a bucket with a board (maybe 2 boards, for sitting on natch) she used at another place.

As best I can recall, she's the only girl I've ever seen pooping "IRL."  Not in the bucket or outhouse though, but in my toilet at home.  I guess she was about 9 and I was about 7.  Can't recall any lead-up to it, nor any noises or the smell - but I remember her on the toilet, her wiping from behind (the first time I had seen it done that way), and the HUGE load of loose crap she produced.

[Jimmy Olsen]

A girl my brother was trying unsuccessfully to get with told him (and he told me) that she peed in a saucepan once.  I guess it was recent then, so when she was like 22.  Apparently her family was staying in a cabin in the woods with an outhouse instead of an indoor bathroom, and she was afraid to go "out" to said "house" one night because she thought she saw a bear.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I just thought I'd mention (as a little preview) that my entry in Yarr's contest will show another strange object being used as a toilet.  An object not on the list yet. 

[yarr]

hmmm..

A hat 

A flower pot

damn, its getting hard already 

A well (For your slightly above average sized girl's butt  ;D )

hm, I like that well idea.. its pretty similar to a normal toilet except the size difference. Think I'll archive it in my brain and see what happens in time.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Potted plant
Compost heap
File cabinet drawer
Absorbant pillow
Absorbant sweater belonging to cheating boyfriend