Nyou Dreams

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I had this dream where I met a chubby Japanese girl who was constipated. I stuck a finger up her butt and wiggled it around, until she was finally able to poop. She thanked me, and asked me to write one of my nicknames on her back. However, every single time I tried to write that name, I spelled it wrong and had to start over. I must have tried 10 times. Then I woke up.

[solomance]

I had a dream where it took place in some sort of apocalyptic setting, and there were these three women out in the wilderness, squatting down and peeing together. While the left and the right women finish and put their clothes back on, the middle woman then poops, and the other two women walk away as the pooping woman yells at them to not leave like that. While all of this was happening a guy stands far away watching all that happen.

[UndeadRiot]

I had a dream yesterday, but I didn't get to put it down because I tried to beat Resident Evil: Outbreak File#2. The dream basicly involved a chick talking to this guy on the internet about writing a Fic where Jill Valentine from the fifth Resident Evil game has to pee. I couldn't tell if it took place around or on Nyou, but I woke up later thinking, "I need to post this." but, instead, went for an attempt at beating Resident Evil: Outbreak File#2. However, I did have an odd dream today about my Fallout: The Wasteland Fic Series, where in the dream, I was in a base that looked Future like, and I was dressed like I was in my Series while wielding some sort of Magic Powers and using guns and reforming a female Raider that looked like Tasha from my Fic Series. It was weird.

[UndeadRiot]

I had a weird dream today. It would have involved sex, but I got woke up before it could happen. The dream started out in my sister's room in our old house we had to move out of, and we were playing a dueling card game based on Repo! The Genetic Opera, (You'd have to see the movie to understand it, just saying) but only two of the cards were different. One of them was Dante from the third Devil May Cry, and the other one was Vergil from the new Devil May Cry. There was also a party going on at the place as well. Anyway, my sister left, and I laid down my dueling cards and walked out of my sister's old room and into a garage that was way too small for a car to enter, and inside were all these guns and what-not. But buy guns, I mean ranging from Armalite Rifles, to M16's, to handguns and so on. Anyway, Carl (From The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron) and Bugs Bunny were standing in the room, and we all decided to put all of the guns into a wooden chest, and we got to work. However, before we got to storing all the weapons, me and Bugs Bunny were going to head out somewhere, but we were going to take some hot chicks along with us. I explained the deal to him, (About the women) I said, I get two, you get one." He wasn't too happy about it, but we began working.  So, at this point, Bugs Bunny and Carl are gone, and me and Detective Washington (From The House Of The Dead: Overkill) are gathering up the guns, but we were also gathering up all the rebar and coat hangers to fashion into stakes to kill Vampires from Blade. Detective Washington disappears after a few minutes, and when I turn around after hanging the coat hangers up alongside some of the sidearms, Carl and Bugs Bunny have already put all of the guns into the wooden chest. I congratulate them on getting them in there neatly, and standing in the room with us when I look up, is a hot chick. (I guess she was there because of the party) Anyway, at one point, however, I went back into my sister's old room, and looked into her box of stuff on her old bed that had my Laptop Computer Mouse and Cord in it, and picked up my dueling cards that were handed to me all the way back at the start of my dream, and walked back into the garage. Well, when I was in the room with them all, I remembered that I had the dueling cards, and I told the chick, "I'll be right back, I gotta' give these cards back to ____" (Use of my sister's name. I won't give out names, not trying to be rude, and also, they were my sister's cards in the dream) Then the chick looked all sad and asked sadly, "What?" I replied, "She's my sister." She was relieved to know that it was my sister and not my girlfriend, and just as I was about to walk out, Bugs Bunny said, "I get one and you get one." (Refering to the deal about the chicks as mentioned earlier in the dream by me) I stop, and a little irritated, I said, "No, I get two and you get two." I don't know why I changed the deal, but it was in the dream. Anyway, I walk out, and examine the cards. As I fan them out in my hands and look at them, I notice that there's three or four more cards in there. At least two or three of them were cards with info on the demons, and the cards with the demons on them were demons from the new Devil May Cry. However, these enemies weren't in the game, so I think my imagination come up with those. However, as mentioned at the start, no sex was had with the chick, because by this point, I can hear talking, like there's people in the room around and behind me, and then I wake up to one of my Cousins and two of my friends in the room talking. They decided to pay me a visit today, and they woke me up by talking. It was cool, I wasn't annoyed, but I was glad to see my Cousin and friends over since I hadn't seen them in a while. Anyway, that was my dream, it was weird, I know, but let me know what you guys think when you get the chance. I'll be around when I can get the chance.

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I was interviewing a woman nicknamed "Biggest Sakamoto" who was a 40 year old competitive eater. She didn't want to talk about the things I asked her about what happens the next day.

[UndeadRiot]

I've been sick with a cold or allergies lately, but I had a weird dream today. The dream really was weird, so I'll skip to the good part.
Near the end of the dream, I was watching a Porn Like Video on my Laptop, where some long haired Blonde chick had a leather leash around her neck, and was wearing leather knee-high boots and miscellaneous Leather gear, and was acting like a dog.
Well, she crawled outside, and peed on some metal object. Then I woke up going, "I've got to post this." Man, you dream weird shit when you're sick. Lol.

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I had this dream where videos were so realistic that you could enter them. I entered a video, walked up to a woman in that video and pressed play. She farted on my dick and I could feel the wind.

[UndeadRiot]

I had a dream earlier this morning around four something, that was before I woke up. It might have been a little before four something when I had the dream, I think. I was playing my Original Xbox yesterday, the only two games I played before hitting the hay at around seven something that evening, were BloodRayne 2, and TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. Thus, this might explain the dream I had. The dream, however, involved a chick peeing, but I didn't get to see this. I dreamed I was playing an Alternate Version of BloodRayne 2, where shortly after the Mansion part, she had to pee, but the only toilet back at Headquarters, (I guess you could say The Brimstone Society's Headquarters) was destroyed. (I was also thinking about a Fic based on BloodRayne I was talking about writing) So, you had to go through the whole game, with her getting desperate. whether she got to pee at the end or not, I don't know, for the dream changed from that to Zombies. I was myself at some point, and I was thinking about Zombies. I was in my home, then I was some other dude with some random chick, and we were driving a truck without a trailer on the back of it through this darkened street at night trying to avoid getting swarmed by Zombies. The Zombies were walking across the street and what-not, and we were just driving through, talking. I know that there was a Zombie that walked by that looked like it had a snake around it at one point, but we kept driving. (I think there might have been another one just like that one, but I'm not sure) Well, finally, we stopped and got out, and proceeded down the road. I had grabbed up my Original Xbox, its plug-ins, my cordless controller, and its device that plugged into any device and the book I set it on to avoid getting it burned up on the floor beforehand, and so I was running down the street with the chick, my Original Xbox under my left arm, and somewhere in this part of the dream, maybe before we got out of the truck, the Zombies noticed it, and we needed to get out of there. So, as we were running down the road, a Zombie ran up to me, and I quickly grabbed a Desert Eagle (I think from Counter Strike: Source, or from the Original Counter Strike, I can't tell) with my right hand, pulled the slide back on it with my other to load it, and I stuck it under its chin and pulled the trigger. With it dead, I kept running. I think I did this to another Zombie, and another part, reloaded, but I do know I shot a female Zombie that was running behind the chick that was with me. Well, anyway, my Sister shows up, and I turn back into myself, and the chick is still with us, and we're looking at a source of light coming from the ground near a hillside not far from us.
My sister was all like, "What is that?!" She was freaking out. The chick was like, "I don't know, maybe a safe place."
Here's where it gets interesting. Remember Jimmy Olsen's Profile Picture? I think this may have come from reading EnragedFilia's (It may have been Paragon) dream where he showed up in his dream and looked like the Comic Book Character. Well, that's who he looked like in the dream at this point. Anyway, at that point after she said it was probably a safe area, it went over to another part of the dream at some point, (It may have been earlier in the dream when this happened) and here, me, my Sister, and My Mother were in this old looking room, and Jimmy Olsen (Comic Book Character Version) was there, and so was this one guy that may have been his teacher. (Or his Collage teacher, I can't really tell) and I think his teacher may have been wounded, and Jimmy needed something to heal him. A Werewolf Fang. But, I think we needed a Werewolf Fang to kill some kind of Creature. Anyway, a Werewolf came tearing through the door, and we killed it. (I think) Well, it threw me back to the spot with the Zombies, and now, my Mother was there. (What happened to the chick, God only knows)
Here, we were standing there, talking, and I walked over to what looked like a shelf you'd find at a Used book and Video Game Store, (Or something like that) and I was looking at the back of Alternate Version Of BloodRayne 2's Video Game case, and reading the description. It said something about her having to pee, but I Kinda' forget the words that were used.
At this part, I saw a part in the dream where me, My Sister, and Jimmy were walking around what looked old mines. I never got to this part, but The Last Of Us did come to mind here. My Sister Was showing my Mother a book that had Jimmy Olsen's Profile Picture on it, and he was in the room where we showed up at. My Sister was talking about the plot. She said it involved Jimmy Olsen, having to kill a Werewolf to get its Fang to heal his teacher who was wounded. This tied in with the part of the dream I had. After telling her that part, my Sister said, "But it sucks." She was talking about the book, but I was thinking, "Hey, Jimmy has a backpack, maybe he can store my Xbox for me." I had my doubts, but then, as we were going to go help Jimmy out, or, so I guess this was what was going to happen, the dream ended as we were standing there, about to get ready to go. I woke up, Although, I was thinking about sleeping, I decided that I should Post this before I forget it. I've already forgotten what the Video Game case said about that part with BloodRayne, but at least I got to post the dream before I forgot it.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I had a dream that peeing on a grave led to humiliating punishment from beyond the grave.  I'm writing a story about it now.

[OrpheumZero]

If you're in need of some extra ideas to the story, you could make it something like a girl is dared to piss on someone's grave, possibly as a ritual to join a group. Others have done it before, but never got reprimanded. Unfortunately, the heroine isn't so lucky when she attempts it... 

[Jimmy Olsen]

It's a short simple story that's almost a straight adaptation of the dream, so I don't need any plot ideas.

[UndeadRiot]

It sounds good, I can't wait to read it.

[UndeadRiot]

I've gotten back into the habit of staying up late again, and here's a dream I had around eight something yesterday before I woke up. (That way I could explain way I was asleep so late) The dream involved me, and my family, along with John Goodman, (Why he was here, I will never know, lol) having to head to some Dishonered looking place, and I think the dream had something to do with time travel, but, we had to infiltrate this place for some reason, and in the dream, I noticed that the place was like some kind of Opera/Play-like place, like a mix of both, but anyway, where me and my family went shortly afterward I have no idea, but there was this Opera/Play going on, and there was this well known actress chick, and she was doing some kind of weird Play thing-a-majig, but it consisted of her starting out on a fake toilet in just her bra and underwear and she was supossedly peeing, and the whole setting of the scene was set like it was set early in the morning, and there was this dude up on the stage that was playing her boyfriend, and they were supossed to sing while she approached him, and eventually she kissed him. Things repeated in the dream a few times, but, I guess we had to head out after whatever it was we were there for, because the next part of the dream had John Goodman starting a fire to set off the sprinklers and cause a commotion for us to escape out the front doors. At some point, when we were talking about our plans, I had taken an interest in the well known chick's Opera/Play because of what it consisted of at the beginning, and I was like, "Will we have enough time?" And my sister was like, "You just want to see her." Well, anyway, it got to the end, and we all got into a car, and as we were driving down the road, everything turned Repo! The Genetic Opera-ish, because a song of some sort was playing. (It may have made it's way into my dream at some point) However, I think at one point, maybe just before it ended, (I kinda' can't tell) I either turned into Leon from Resident Evil 4, complete with the jacket, or I imagined myself as Leon, (It felt more like I was imagining myself as Leon) but either way, I sat down in a front row seat, and leaned forward to watch the show, which I was taking a great interest in. I woke up, and decided to play some games on my Wii U first, but I finally Posted it here. I'm thinking of writing a Story based on it, (No idea stealing involved here, Jimmy, since you did the same thing. I.E. wrote a Story based on one of your dreams, no offense) minus John Good man and me and my family, however. Sadly, even Leon will be cut out of it. However, I may make two versions, a Story Version, and a Fic Version, just to include Leon, maybe even with a few other Resident Evil Characters.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I remember a scene about a haunted toilet from my dreams last night.  It might have been a movie I was watching in the dream, and might have had something to do with the Ghostbusters movies, because I had a dream about remastering them.

There was a ghost in a young couple's toilet.  It only showed itself at night, and only the wife saw it.  She decided to drive it out by bombarding it with poop, so she abstained from defecation for a long time to build up some ammo.  When night fell and she sat on the toilet, she couldn't move anything.  She took a laxative and went to bed.  She woke up sweating with her tummy rumbling, and scampered to the bathroom.  Her husband was awake and he picked her up and carried her back to bed, kicking and protesting.  She said this was a bad time for sex, but he thought she was just teasing, and continued what he'd started.  I can't remember what happened after that.  Maybe I woke up.

I had another dream last night that I remember more vaguely.  I was a teenager at summer camp.  There was a great emphasis on the camp's bathrooms for some reason, like they were proud of them.  Some girls had had their pictures taken sitting on the toilets, and these were on the camp's database.  I could access them from a public computer, but was embarrassed.  I wouldn't be able to view them after I went home from camp.  I was trying to figure out a way to keep copies of them somehow, without anyone noticing that I liked pictures of girls on toilets.

[Harry-Topper]

Nice examples, Jimmy. The Ghostbusters one should've ended with the wife running to the toilet despite her half-naked state and exploding her fecal matter into the bowl.

I had one about Roberta from The Cleveland Show sitting on the toilet taking a dump. As she flushed, the toilet was blasted off and because she was still sitting on it she ultimately went flying with it.

I had another dream with Makoto/Lita from Sailor Moon in which she was taking a dump in a women's restroom, but just after she finished wiping her butt, a Nega-Verse monster came out from the bowl and she emerged out of the stall with her pants around her ankles.