The Weirdest Story You've Thought Of

[yarr]

Just coming in from left field here - in medieval fictions involving magic and sorcery there NEED to be an instance of a urge and/or butt ample enough that a well needs to replace a normal toilet or outhouse. Just saying. 

[OrpheumZero]

Sounds like that Seiquon no qwaiser or whatever it's called, but without the breast expansion, and having to use breast milk itself to perform the magic.

[paragon]

Ha! Found that edit I was rambling on about earlier:

http://diaperedanime.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/11905/title/baby-sam-edit/cat/588

http://i.imgur.com/IBswM.jpg

[Harry-Topper]

I know this is my first reply to an old thread like this, but here is my choice for what Jimmy Olsen suggested with the two categories:

2. A girl wants to break up with her boyfriend, but wants to disgust and offend him so much that he breaks up with her so she won't have to actually break up with him.  So when she's over at his house she excuses herself to "the little girls' room" and takes a dump, and has her friends sneak in the window and take dumps in the same toilet without flushing.  And she pretends it all came out of her to gross out the guy.

Here is the the ending I came up for it: the girl's boyfriend is turned on by this to her surprise, so the girl decides to stay with her boyfriend.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I'd forgotten all about that! I do hope somebody writes it.

[Harry-Topper]

Me too.

Say, how about a girl or a neko cat girl using a litterbox to go potty in? It does sound cute, huh?

[Jimmy Olsen]

I wrote a scene like that in the interactive stories.  It's under "Alien Toilet."

[Jimmy Olsen]

I'm bumping this thread to remind people that it's full of great ideas that no one has written yet.

Below is a summary of what I consider the highlights.

For me my weirdest idea for a story involved the leading female protagonists from each Yu-Gi-Oh series fighting it out in a three way duel. Each girl was hooked up to a machine that pumped 1mL of enema solution into them for each life point lost. The challenge was to see who would last the longest before loosing it.

A clan of elves in some fantasy forest need to renew their great tree, so they have a sort of festival/ritual where they go down into the burrows underneath it in groups and relieve themselves on the roots.

A group of girls were experimenting with a formula that creates enormous rock hard shits. The reason they used it is so that they could destroy toilets in businesses they don't like, and not get fined for vandalism. They also had to train their anus with various buttplugs to make their anus wide enough to shit out the enormous logs.

A bunch of researchers want to test out a pheromone-like chemical that induces specific types of people to urinate/defecate in a specific area. So they spray an unassuming, hidden corner of some alley in a city with various doses and compositions to see if the drug is powerful enough to encourage women to relieve themselves in public.

The story itself would be a round robin, with different authors changing the dosage and targets around. Someone might write up a "test result" for a weak brew that induces mild desperation in college-age girls, while another might test a ridiculously strong potion that compels grown women to grab some cardboard box lying in the alley and outright defecate into it.

I'm constantly being nagged by the idea of a used diaper factory: like hundreds of female workers (or slaves) suspended by chains in rows in some building, given food and drink till they use their diapers, which will then be processed for some medical/industrial reason. Occasionally supervisors come by and give their garments a good patdown to check on their progress, and administer diuretics or laxatives if they aren't producing enough. Eventually someone slips through the cracks and never gets changed until her diaper bursts all over the floor in front of everybody because the way they're bound up assists their "rate of production" or something like that.

The weirdest story I've ever thought of...if we're not counting Schizo, then it's probably another one involving witches (what can I say, witches/sorcery/transformation help justify people having JA-dwarfing loads and yarr-y proportions) where this sorceress draws power from large quantities of...yes, exactly. She employs a bunch of female warriors who transform into monsters and eat things (cattle, trees, buildings, what have you) and then come back and let loose into her cauldron. Yeah, in my defense, I was rewatching Claymore when I came up with it.

I've got sort of an idea that might help you with the poop cauldron fic.  A witch/wizard wants to make a mud golem, or maybe even make the land itself do her bidding.  She needs a large amount of magic-permeated mud, and she only has a meager supply.  But she realizes a better way.  She creates giant monsters that eat magic items and whatevery else is surrounding them.  They chew them up into little bits, and excrete magic-permeated feces.  The monsters are of course transformed women, and they can't return to normal size until their bodies are void of these vast quantities of food/waste.

You know those long balloons that the ones clowns make animals out of?  Imagine one of those, only maybe made of biodegradable material.  I think you may know where I'm going from here.  Imagine if a villainess filled one up with toxic gas and concealed it in her colon.  It would be like the usual comic book scene where somebody sneaks in in disguise, makes it through security, then gasses the guards and goes to work on their heist or other evil scheme.  In this case she wouldn't even need to sneak a weapon through security.  She'd just break the balloon through muscular contraction and everyone would pass out from her gas attack.

You've got me thinking, Orpheum.  So maybe instead of knockout gas it's spores that possess or morph people.

I'm thinking some kind of "body horror" plot about distributing alien pods.  Typical sci-fi plot.  Only this alien menace has already been discovered, and there are "good guys" who are doing a tremendous job of finding and eradicating the pods.  So to transport them to an unsuspecting new locale, the desperate alien sympathizers are now trying unorthodox methods.  A scientist has bred an especially small pod, and he shoves it into a capsule and tricks an unsuspecting woman into thinking it's a laxative.  She pops the pill and boards her flight.  Now her gurgling tummy is an alien time bomb ticking away.  When her constipated anus finally opens up, it will unleash the force that will conquer the Earth!

[paragon]

Bumping this for Jimmy's post as well as my own too-strange-for-the-challenges section story:

A public utilities company in a huge city releases a phone app that conveniently shows on a map all the public toilets it maintains. But either through a glitch or the company being evil, the app subliminally renders its (female) users borderline incontinent whenever they're out of range of one of their toilets (if the company's evil, they might charge for each usage). Naturally, accidents and diaper sales skyrocket in the city until someone risks a very public accident (in front of a company, crowd, or on a big electronic screen downtown like Times Square) to stop the company's broadcast.

[Jimmy Olsen]

Wouldn't there be toilets by a different company that they could use?  Wouldn't making them desperate when they're out of range be counterproductive?

[EnragedFilia]

That would only be a problem if it really is intentional. If you want my twist on the idea, it would work better if the idea was to magnify a user's existing desperation as she got closer to a marked toilet, to "encourage" her to make use of the service rather than wait for a more convenient time or look for something cheaper.

To put a stop to this, some enterprising individual sneaks into a press conference held right after a long executive meeting and gives the (conveniently young and female) CEO a taste of her own medicine by running up and "applying" the app to her (shoving a phone in her face seems kinda lame... maybe it works by a subaural sound? That's why I don't like trying to work fantastical phlebotinum into an otherwise realistic story. The more you try to do with it the more unrealistic it seems). Of course, after the meeting, her bladder happened to be a bit more full than the saboteur expected...

[Jimmy Olsen]

Yes, that makes more sense.  And the very faint sound or running water playing in the background when people are in a phonecall could make them feel like they need to pee without knowing why. 

But for very serious desperation with both bladder and bowels, the author will probably have to make up something totally fictional.  So maybe it should be set well in the future, or in some kind of fantastical parallel world.  That could also help for making it believable that pay toilets are common.  Heck, maybe these toilets are so stingy you have to swipe your credit card just to open the lid, and have to swipe it again if you need more than the usual amount of toilet paper.

[SakuraLover25]

Idk I think subconcious desperation via high frequency audio signals would be good and realistic. Plus I'm not really sure about all the facts but isn't there supposed to be a mysterious "brown note" that makes you poop your pants. Who knows, maybe it's just something South Park made up, but I think it'd be perfect for like the app's notification/ringtone sound.

[Pogo]

...Thanks to the post above, I can imagine a story where a scientist undergoes a rather lengthy research into finding an audio signal of that nature, being holed up in her lab for hours. And once she finds something...Well, you know the rest that's soon to come. ^^

[EnragedFilia]

1: South Park didn't make that up, someone else did. It probably started with some tests that NASA did and the story got exaggerated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note
2: "subconcious desperation via high frequency audio signals" is a group of words that sounds like it should mean something but doesn't.

If you absolutely have to set your story in the present day with no magical or technological phlebotinum whatsoever and try to shoehorn in technology that doesn't exist, then Pogo's idea of "a genius scientist did it" would be a decent approach (comic books do that sort of thing all the time). Just don't bother trying to explain it with jargon. That way you can treat it like any other phlebotinum without having to bother with all that pesky "reality" stuff.