The Weirdest Story You've Thought Of

[paragon]

Double posting because it's not busy enough to push other active topics off-page.

Anyway, while half-asleep, I envisioned a large plant in a zoo/museum-type setting that was usually fed with special packets of fertilizer from a distance because its tentacle-like vines tried to ensnare potential prey. You know what else resembles fertilizer wrapped in lining? Basically, either a zookeeper or a hapless visitor gets wrapped up in the vines and must soil her underpants to get free. The monster peels off her messy panties and leaves the victim dirty and exposed to everyone watching the spectacle.

[OrpheumZero]

Something that sort of spun into the Ritual story I made a while back. Originally I was kind of tempted with the thought of a "compulsion to poop during a full moon", or something to that effect. Basically, it was like the girl became a megacolon bearing dispenser of massive turds during a particular day. While I know Jimmy does have that Werewolf thing, it just kind of rubs me the wrong way with the almost furry element if the girl's in monster form (unless we somehow can think of a non-furry looking werewolf, or other creature that's not animal related).

[Jimmy Olsen]

The idea behind the story with the Werewolf (I'm not sure if that's a word I should capitalize or not) is that she eats in wolf form and poops it out in human form.  That way it can focus on toilet scenes with a cute human girl.  It could work with her turning into a ravenous monster besides a Werewolf, but I don't know if there are any ravenous monsters that are sexy enough that you'll want to write about them.

[OrpheumZero]

There might be some other monster to possibly use. There's always things like weird she-creatures (like a distorted but still largely human like appearance), or even monster-girls like nagas (snake chicks) and so on.

Though I guess one thing is that the heavily implied vore has never been that big with me. Of course, that's probably because most of those comics, like the ones mamabliss does, have got dialogue so fucking stupid it makes pauly shore jokes seem like Richard Pryer.

[OrpheumZero]

One idea I got while checking out this one doujin again:

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The story could either be about a fictional (or real) game character finding herself having to piss and shit without any warning, and the size/amount being beyond what she knows is normal. The story could even be done like a nyou version of the classic Duck Amuck Looney Toons short where the character is somehow aware that some jackass is messing with her programming and making her do improbable bathroom related hijinks.

Another, similar idea was about a Code Lyoko story where something goes haywire in the Supercomputer and the girls have actual bowels and bladders inside the machine. I guess you could it's something like Animelover's "For Aelita" story.

Finally, a random idea that's sort of come and gone, is something about a guy who can somehow manipulate reality with his thoughts. Basically, he could look at a girl's body, and imagine certain parts getting bigger, and bam! Her boobs or butt suddenly expand. Or he perversely thinks about a woman taking a huge dump, and she suddenly loses all control in the middle of public.

I'll probably make the first idea into a challenge, as I'm sure it might entice someone, maybe even Jimmy since I know he loves to tinker with ideas and test their logical extremes.

[Jimmy Olsen]

What's happening in that picture?  The link to the translation is dead.

I think a plot where the main character will die once a woman is done in the bathroom would make for an interesting story.  What follows is one example of how that could work.  I'm leaving it out of the challenges because it's so long and specific.

The villain of this piece eats humans, despite appearing to be human herself.  Maybe she's some sort of creature, maybe just a psychotic cannibal.  But she's a refined sort of cannibal.  The protagonist is a girl or boy she spares...for a while.  She'll keep him (or her) alive so long as she cooks good meals, and so she's kept trapped in the house as a slave.  Eventually the cannibalistic lady grows bored with her unwilling cook, and tells him to prepare light meals from now on.  Once she feels empty enough to fit a boy inside, she'll devour him.  The cook tries to prolong this so he can escape.  She's smart enough to keep any sedatives or deadly poisons out of his reach, but he gets his hands on a supply of anti-diarrhea medicine and puts some into every meal he makes her.  She never feels empty, because she can't pass anything, so she always puts off eating him until tomorrow.  He works on an escape, but eventually she finds a way to remedy her constipation and promises to kill him once she's done using the toilet.  She even chains him up in the bathroom to make sure he doesn't escape while she's occupied.  He escapes somehow, but not before being tortured by the sights, sounds, and smells of his mistress emptying her bowels of many days' buildup.

[OrpheumZero]

http://exhentai.org/g/464912/a96b587844/

The link has to work, I can see it just fine.

Are you seeing the "sad panda" by chance? If so, you have to clear your history and cookies, then go to g-e-hentai, THEN go to exhentai to make it work.

But I'll explain it nonetheless. The text is commentary from the author who claims to have found out that you can alter the mechanics of the game "Princess Crown" (made by the people behind Odin's Sphere, Muramasa, and the upcoming Dragon's Crown), and make the heroine have to shit. He fiddles around with the programming, not unlike gmod or other games where you can goof around with the AI and models.

He makes her shit continuously, harder and thicker, and even loosely. Then it turns into the usual "fuck the loli" nonsense or whatever. Still, the idea of a game character being manipulated as such does make for an interesting story, don't you think? 

[OrpheumZero]

A possible scenario for that hacking/game modding idea:

Miku Hatsune from Vocaloid finds herself the victim of her "Master's" little games, altering her code to make her do all kinds of perverted things.

[Pogo]

A possible scenario for that hacking/game modding idea:

Miku Hatsune from Vocaloid finds herself the victim of her "Master's" little games, altering her code to make her do all kinds of perverted things.

Huh, to be honest, saw a doujin that went with this premise. Though never went to any sort of desperation scenario, merely stating it can be done.

[OrpheumZero]

Huh, I'll have to look it up sometime, unless you know the link or artist by chance. Then again, I'd imagine it's been played with by various artist at some point.

Still, the whole notion of someone tampering with a game, and the character being aware of this is a fun premise. Since it allows for all kinds of possibilities.

[Pogo]

To be honest, it was like a month (or two) ago I believe since I ran into it, the series being Sword Art Online during a point I just kept seeing doujins based on that series every fricking second.

But yes, I will say there is just a ton of potential with that idea nevertheless.

[OrpheumZero]

Not the weirdest idea, but I thought cute/silly idea for a Deadman Wonderland story involving Shiro, Makina, and Kasuga (the glasses chick who adores Makina). Makina and Kasuga would just be buddy dumping in the ladies room, chitchatting, while Shiro wanders in and takes a dump, singing about pooping. 

I'll make it a challenge, as I'm not too certain if I'll do it myself. Then again, multiple takes on one idea aren't bad. 

[OrpheumZero]

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Found this on an expansion thread on /d/.

The idea of a girl getting bigger through a sponge like absorption is pretty cool. And then I had some like a Jimmy moment (as I can imagine he'd have the same thought as well while looking at it), the girl can then only return to normal by peeing out the water she's absorbed. Which could even lead to some funny moment if she were to, say, pee herself, reabsorbing some of the liquid she just lost.

[EnragedFilia]

As I recall, that's exactly how it works in Slimy Thief, although due to being a BE-centered comic, only the "absorbing" phase tends to happen on-panel.

[Jimmy Olsen]

I know I need to finish my incomplete stories rather than planning new ones, but I just have to share this plot that came into my head as I was drifting off last night.  I may write the story, but feel free to write it yourself if you want to.  It's based on a dream I had a while back that I recalled because of a recent challenge.

The protagonist is a sweet, innocent, and pure young woman.  Her hobbies are wholesome, and her reputation is spotless.  She only has one kink: She loves a good dump.  She'll hold it in until she's almost at the breaking point, then, when she's in an otherwise empty restroom, she'll force gigantic ring-stretching monsters out of her deceptively slim body.  In the dream I had, the girl's hobby was so extreme that she took anti-diarrhea medicine all week long then took a laxative at lunch every Friday and shoved a week's worth of waste into some poor toilet right before she left for the weekend.  That might be a little too much.  Anyway, as part of her hobby, she keeps a notebook where she writes about the locations and experiences of her secret sessions, and even photos she snaps of herself doing business.

When somebody finds her secret dump diary along with a list of her private and professional e-mail contacts, this poor girl almost dies.  Not only will she look like a sick freak once her secret gets out, she might be billed for all the damage she's done by clogging toilets at the business she works at (or the school she goes to, depending on her age).  She's ready to pay every cent she owns to get the diary back.  But the girl (or boy) who found it doesn't want money from her, she wants to make use of her unique talent.  She makes movies that would make the innocent girl blush, and wants to "contract" her as an "actress." 

She doesn't have to perform sex acts or suffer physical torture, just poop a few times while the camera rolls, possibly in strange situations.  Her face won't be seen, and no cast or crew will see her (or at least not see her unmasked, or learn her name).  If the girl with the talented colon refuses, the highlights from her diary will be sent to everybody on her contacts list and plastered all over every poop-specialized site on the Internet.  Naturally she chooses the form of humiliation that keeps her anonymous.